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Sexy Rexy, or so they all do say, right?
Hot or not, that is the question put forth
Especially when the one specific Clone Captain
The one they had so aptly dubbed Sexy Rexy
When he removes his helmet after a long mission
In a somewhat long cut scene of a slow motion
The mere hollers, hoots and shrieks of those around
Indicating there is some kind of fandom there rather loud
Is it the blonde hair on the top with the near skin crop
Or is it the gentle swagger of his his with the skirt and the top
Perhaps it’s just his attitude, where in lies the lure
Maybe the great looks, even if mostly the same for sure
The secret might lie somewhere in there between
Or then it’s something completely different, never seen
The Force wielding its magic around this one man
Doing his unique thing like no other really can?