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"For the crime of genocide, you have been sentenced to getting punched in the dick once a day, at random, for the rest of your natural life." The judge pronounced gravely.
Kray openly blanched. "No, you can't-!"
"Starting now." Lio declared as he rose to his feet. Before anyone could stop him, he closed the distance and punched Kray directly in the dick.
For his next act, Lio turned to Galo and swept him up into his arms. "I know we met only two weeks ago, but we're soul mates."
Then he kissed Galo.
And everyone clapped.