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Yuri Kagarin was drunk as shit, Plastered. Barely even able to stand up. So was Kanade Otonokoji who was drunkenly harassing her sister. Both were drunk as hell, but another thing both of them shared was being pretty horny right now. Yuri somehow managed to stumble towards someone, that person being Kanade of course. Kanade managed to spit out: "*Hic* Yuri...Why ya.....Gotta be such a fuckinnnn' simp all the time.."
"My sweet and сексуальный Kanade..would you like to fuck~?" Yuri somehow managed to get out
"Sureee...I got nothing better to do right noww..." *Kanade said drunkenly
The two held each other and stumbled into the nearest bedroom undressing themselves as they entered, when Yuri finally got his underwear off, Kanade saw his pretty big cock, 7 inches was pretty nice. "You're...Pretty Well-hung~" Kanade said. Yuri was too drunk to respond, although he atleast tried to say "Thank you"*
He pinned Kanade on the bed and began thrusting into her, "How you like this?" He managed to say. Kanade was too busy being being fucked by him to say anything. As the two fucked they kissed each other passionately, making both of them even happier. "F-fuck...I'm gonna а также soooooon..." He was barely able to say that with both his drunkenness and entrapped in pleasure.
"D-don't climax just yet~" Kanade said seductively, as if it was a bet, and if it was a bet, then Yuri failed because he came right in her. "G-Goddamnit Yuri..."
Yuri then pulled his dick out of Kanade and the two began to cuddle, both feeling better than ever before.
Meanwhile, A confused Hajime searched the entire party top to bottom for Yuri, not finding him.