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1. The Dildo War by Halbherz

   Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   24 Nov 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan
   • Evil Queen | Regina Mills
   • Emma Swan
   • Red Riding Hood | Ruby
   • Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard
   • George | Albert Spencer
   • Blue Fairy | Mother Superior
   • Captain Hook | Killian Jones
   • Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time)
   • Wicked Witch of the West | Zelena
   • Prince Charming | David Nolan
   • Humor
   • Crack
   • Sex Toys
   • Secret Relationship
   • Coming Out
   • Inspired by Texas law
   • Magic Cock

   Summary

   When Albert Spencer discovers an old town ordinance it plunges Storybrooke into chaos. Emma is left juggling a secret relationship, an accidental coming out, and way too many sex toys.

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   English

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