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Fives: Bby you make me weak, where u at
Fives: Wyd gorgeous, you busy tonight 👀😏
Prime: Who or what in the hells is cluttering up the group chat at this ungodly hour. It’s two-thirty in the kriffin’ morning. Boba is trying to sleep.
Cody: Fives you do realize this is the group chat?
Alpha 45: Lmaooooo he gonna die 😂
Fives: Oh kark
Alpha 17: 🤨 The hell?
Alpha 45: Fives booty calling group chat instead of whoever his boo is
Fives: A-Aed! You didn’t have to do me dirty like that!
Alpha 45: I totally did, and I could make a dirty joke with that but I’ll refrain from it since you’re about to get reamed by Prime. Make your death entertaining at least
Alpha-17: That was cold, Fourfive. Love to see it
Prime: Fives. We’ve discussed this. At this rate I’m going to have to restrict you to base if you don’t get this sorted out. These late night outings are getting to be excessive.
Fives: I’ll get it sorted out, Prime, sir 😩
Rex: What did I just come back to?
Cody: Just scroll up, Rex
Rex: Oh, I see, uh.. I’m going back to sleep.
Prime: Good. Now, back to sleep, all of you. We have a busy day ahead. I expect you all to be up by 0700.
Boba: Dad can I punch Fives
Prime: No. Go back to sleep Boba. Good night.