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It all started with a box of Tampons. Then there was some drama, and then some more drama, and now Human Bella is going to Mexico to meet Maria with a carload of vampires! Where it ends, is anybody's guess. No really, I have no idea. Come along for the ride! JxB. Total crackfic. :D
Winner of Best Crack Fic in the Non-Canon Awards in 2015.
