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The Softest Touch by illustrious_slimeman
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jan 2024
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Summary
Aziraphale liked all sorts of men, really, just as he liked all sorts of food or people, but it was just another tier in his hierarchy of preferences. He liked soft, quiet, bookish men like himself. He liked the loud, flamboyant men who tottered out of gay bars in heels and glitter. He liked the rough hands and furred chests and the musky sweat of men that worked in the sun all day. He had his favorites, though, because of course he did.
What Aziraphale liked most was men in suits.
He spoke to them in a language they understood, a language they trusted. With money and contracts. It was, as the kids might call it, a “side-hustle”, though Aziraphale would never call it that. It was just a hobby, one that he was careful not to indulge in too often. Temperance is a virtue, after all.
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In which Aziraphale is a bit of a bastard who knows what he likes, is good at what he does, and offers his services to those who've got enough money to be worth his time.
And Crowley? Well, he's just trying to figure things out as he goes.
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