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“Okay, here's the plan, we strangle her with the hat that I generated,” Mephone said, his hands balling up into a fist and hitting the floor as a yankee hat appeared, “She is the ultimate terrible person! Besides Steve Cobs,”
“I know, but, isn't that a little, I don’t know, mean?” Two said, his hands messing with the bush they were hiding behind
“Yup!” He handed the hat to Two
“Okay, let’s go,” Two sighed as they rounded the corner to the white house. Abby Lee Miller stood tall on top, her cackling grin spreading fear to all those she saw.
She was also super ugly.
Two were about to say something, when he slipped on the grass and threw the New York Yankee hat on Abby Lee Miller.
Suddenly, a little noise came out, then in a blinding white light, she was gone.
“Gotta catch em’ all!”
“HOLY FUCK IS THAT ASH KETCHUM!” Mephone yelled as Ash picked up the hat, Two only stood in shock,
“Y'all look gay. Kiss please.” He stepped forward, “Or I’ll unleash Abby Lee Miller,”
Two and Mephone looked at each other, Mephone nodded.
“I’m not acoustic, I’m autistic ,” Two said as Ash fell to his knees in pain as he realized…
He didn’t believe in autism. Somehow.
Mephone threw a hunk of dirt at him, and since he was a kid with a mom who doesn’t really care for him, he died.
“Looks like we're eating good tonight,”