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[ kaleidoscope ]

YOU GUYS i swear i just saw those turtle ninja guys

[ noahitall ]

seriously? the teenage mutant ninja turtles?

last I checked they were fictional characters.

[ kaleidoscope ]

YAHHHH ISTG I JUST SAW THEMMM NOT SO FICTIONAL HMM???

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

I don't think anyone is gonna believe you.

You have a... history with acting crazy.

[ noahitall ]

hate (and I mean HATE) that I'm agreeing with Mrs. baldie over here, but.. she's right. you're a bit coocoo, Izzy.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

KYS I'M NOT EVEN BALD ANYMORE.

[ noahitall ]

you first, boyfriend kisser.

[ Courtney ]

Don't forget Gwen! /J

[ gothgal ]

courtney pls

[ thecodemeister ]

u guys thats not the point rn the point is thhat IZZY SAW THE TMNT????

ik ur kinda crazy but i rllyll hope ur tellin the truth on this one

[ noahitall ]

I hate the way you type.

[ timetopartay ]

haters gonna hate brah

[ kaleidoscope ] -> replying to thecodemeister 'ik ur kinda crazy but i rl...'

ofc im telling the truth!!!!!

i swear on my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great,,,,, great great great grandma!!!

[ queen ]

wow thats a lot of greats...

[ thecodemeister ] -> replying to kaleidoscope 'ofc im telling the tru...'

HAHEEHGEHRHAGGRGRGEGAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

actyally i probbaly shouldnt get my hopes up u r known to be psycho

[ mamasboy ]

ooh epic ! ^v^

do you like tmnt cody ?

[ queen ]

awww hey dj!!!

[ mamasboy ]

hi leshawna !!!

[ thecodemeister ] -> replying to mamasboy 'do you like tmnt co...'

HAHAAAH YESSSSS i love tmnt!!!! its my current hyperfixation

[ theninja ]

i love the teenage mutant ninja turtles because theyre ninjas

[ noahitall ]

we know.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

We know.

[ hideandzeke ]

yah we know

[ Courtney ]

We know.

[ gothgal ]

we know

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

yeah, we know.

[ <3 katie ]

we know!!

[ <3 sadie ]

we know!!

[ tyler ]

we know

[ timetopartay ]

we know bro

[ princesslindsay ]

we know what?

[ queen ]

we know sugar baby

[ BodyBuilder ]

WE. KNOW.

[ kaleidoscope ]

we know!!!

[ theninja ]

GOSH. OKAY. SLANDER. HATERS. ALL OF YOU. GOSH!!!!

codys the only real one......

and leshawna!?!?!?! i thought i could trust u.....

[ queen ]

aw

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

dont be such a baby

[ the ninja ]

GOSH.

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[ theninja ]

me and the drama bros just watched 4the new fnaf movie

[ gothgal ]

OOHHHH EPICCC HOW WAS IT??

[ guitarist ]

AWESOME!!! I loved it especially the end scenes

wow!!!

[ thecodemeister ]

i couldnt stop moving around in my seat i was so excited !!

[ Mr.hottie ]

yeah

you were sitting right next to me

do you KNOW how annoying it was for the person next to you to just be moving the whole time??!?!?

this close to smacking the hell out of cody 👌

[ noahitall ]

the fingers are touching.

[ Mr.hottie ]

yeah.

[ thecodemeister ]

wait what

justin???

HOLY SHUIT4HFRNJWDEDWBGJDMNTRMXFSB

[ gothgal ]

OOP

rip cody...

he will be missed...

fly high..

🕊️🕊️

[ guitarist ]

why did I just see justin pick up cody and throw him onto the couch??

harolds scared now :/

[ Courtney ]

Read up.

[ noahitall ]

is he okay??

[ kaleidoscope ]

AWWWWWWWWW IS NOAHHHH WORRIED FOR HIS BF?!?!?!?!?

AHHAHAHA GAY

BOYKISSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[ noahitall ]

shut up Izzy.

[ BodyBuilder ]

What?

[ noahitall ]

I MEAN

go Izzy, yeah!!!

😁

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Some of the fakest shit I've seen.

[ queen ]

you obviously havent looked in the mirror then

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Oh, shut it.

[ thecodemeister ]

GUYS 😭😭

[ gothgal ]

HE LIVES!!!

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

unfortunately

[ Mr.hottie ]

cody get out of the bathroom

im gonna get your ass you cant hide in there forever

[ thecodemeister ]

😭😭😭😭

HAROLD??? TRENT??

DO SOMETHING/1/!?

[ guitarist ]

bye

[ theninja ]

ill use my mad skills on him

[ thecodemeister ]

IM DOOMED 😭

[ Mr.hottie ]

cody come out i wont hurt you i promise

[ thecodemeister ]

really??

[ noahitall ]

how stupid are you?

[ thecodemeister ]

HEY???

offended.

[ noahitall ]

good.

[ Mr.hottie ] replying to thecodemeister 'really??'

yes

[ thecodemeister ]

okay

[ beth! ]

hey guys!!

oh,... hey justin!!!!!!!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Ew.

[ noahitall ]

agreed.

[ beth! ]

whats wrong?

[ princesslindsay ]

OMG HI BETH!!!

[ beth! ]

LINDSAY!!!!

[ princesslindsay ]

HOWUVE BEN DOING???

[ beth! ]

SO GOOD ME AND BRADY HAVE BEEN GOING SO GOOD TOO !!

[ princesslindsay ]

uhm... who?

[ beth! ]

brady?

my bf??

[ princesslindsay ]

NO WAYY U HAV A BG??

[ beth! ]

YEAH!!

me and him are doing good!!!

[ noahitall ]

would've been better if he was actually real.

[ beth! ]

BRADY IS REAL

UNLIKE YOUR STRAIGHTNESS

[ gothgal ]

LMAOOOOO

[ princesslindsay ]

OMG noel ur gey??

[ noahitall ]

.

yes.

didn't I already tell you guys this?

[ beth! ]

i wasnt there

[ princesslindsay ]

neither!!

[ guitarist ]

HAHAHAH GUYS OKAY SO SO LISTEN TO THIS

SO CODY CAME OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND JUSTIN IMEDITALLY ATTACKED HIM AND STARTED TICKLING HIM AGRESSIVLY

NOW CODYS JUST LAYING ON THE FLOOR FACE FIRST WHILE JUSTINS SMILING

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[ gothgal ]

DUDEEE I WANNA BE THERE SO BADLY?!?!?!

I WISH I SAW THAT WHAT

[ beth! ]

justin?

[ noahitall ]

don't you have a boyfriend, braces?

[ beth! ]

i dont have braces anymore noah!

you know this!

[ theninja ]

codys still laying on the floor i think hes dead....

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

He had that coming.

[ Mr.hottie ]

he is not dead

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

unfortunately

[ noahitall ]

Jesus Christ Duncan shut the fuck up.

[ Mr.hottie ]

youre next harold

[ theninja ]

what

WHATD I DO?!?!

WHAT

[ gothgal ]

uh oh

[ beth! ]

i wanna be next....

[ Mr.hottie ]

youre ugly

[ beth! ]

oh

[ princesslindsay ]

awww noooo!!!!

i think ur lrly pretty beth!!!

[ beth! ]

awww thanks linds!!!!

ur rlly pretty too !!!!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Moving on.

[ gothgal ]

sounds like someones jealousss

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Fuck off you pasty goth.

I'm not jealous.

[ noahitall ]

dunno, sounds like you are.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

SHUT IT NOAH go fuck Cody or something.

[ noahitall ]

k.

[ guitarist ]

harold and cody are DOWN!!!!

im scared im next so now im the one hiding in the bathroom

[ Mr.hottie ]

chill out trent, ill spare you

[ guitarist ]

how do i know i can trust u....

[ Mr.hottie ]

you can trust me

i swear on my prettiness

[ guitarist ]

woah i guess i can trust u

okay!!

[ foodster ]

DO YOU GUYS SMELL THAT???

I SMELL SOMETHING FRUITY YUMMY!!!

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[ hideandzeke ]

yo guys!

[ theninja ]

oh hey zeke

where youve been?

[ hideandzeke ]

yo harold!!!

i was visiting some of my family for the holidays!

[ theninja ]

oh word

how are they??

[ hideandzeke ]

so good dawg

we all had a pretty good time!!

and minimal fighting between family members haha

[ theninja ]

cool cool

and how are you?

[ hideandzeke ]

oh

ive been good yo!!!

its been nice interacting with some of my cousins

only the nice ones though the rest are mean

[ theninja ]

ohhh dont i know it

last holiday one of my cousins threw cranberry sauce on my brand new white shirt

i had to throw it out!!

[ hideandzeke ]

ughh nooo that sounds terrible :/

ur cousins sound like meanies

[ theninja ]

ugh they are

theres like one nice one but she isnt around often

the rest remind me of DUMBcan

[ hideandzeke ]

i watched what duncan did to you bro

not cool of him ://

[ theninja ]

I KNOW RIGHT????

im so glad someone agrees

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

what the hell.

[ gothgal ]

LURKER

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

says you???

[ guitarist ]

harold come on we're rehearsing and we need you

[ theninja ]

oh

on my way!

we can talk later, yeah zeke??

[ hideandzeke ]

of course dude

have a good rehearsal! 😁👍🏼

[ theninja ]

thanks!!

☺️

[ Courtney ]

What was that?

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

its obvious dorkis and homeschool got smth going on, princess

[ Courtney ]

Don't call me princess, Duncan!

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

or what??

[ Courtney ]

I'll call my lawyers!

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

oooho oh no

[ gothgal ]

jeez leave her alone duncan :/

[ Courtney ]

Thanks, Gwen.

[ gothgal ]

ofc!!!

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

what

what is going on

[ Mr.hottie ]

hey Trent ill be running late sorry x

oh this isnt private messages

oops

[ guitarist ]

hah

its okay justin!

we're still setting up so its alright 😁

[ Mr.hottie ]

cool

😊

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

what??

[ noahitall ]

Cody, on your way back can you grab me some coffee?

[ thecodemeister ]

sure dude!! ur usual?

[ noahitall ]

yeah.

[ thecodemeister ]

on it! 🫡

[ noahitall ]

you're a lifesaver, Gap.

[ thecodemeister ]

🙂

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

uhm??

what is happening??

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Something your small brain obviously can't comprehend.

[ princesslindsay ]

tht was a fgood one heather!!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

I know.

Hey, wanna go shopping later?

[ princesslindsay ]

OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!

I LOEV SHOPPING!!!!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Cool.

I'll pick you up.

[ princesslindsay ]

YAYAYAY!!!!! 🎉🎉

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

WHAT THE FUCK???

[ maricón ]

Is something wrong, mi amigo?

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

YES???

[ maricón ]

What's going on?

[ tyler ]

hey al i kinda need help with something..

[ maricón ]

What is it, Tyler?

[ tyler ]

i got hurt trying to do a backflip and hurt myself and i need someone to take me to the hospital ☹️

[ maricón ]

!

Are you okay?

[ tyler ]

yeah!!!

just wanna get it checked out :)

[ maricón ]

Alright, I'm already on my way!

[ tyler ]

omg tyyy ur a lifesaver

[ maricón ]

🙂

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

WHAT???

LITERALLY WHAT IS HAPPENING

[ kaleidoscope ]

SORYR I HAVENT BEEN ON YOU GUYS!!!!

IVE BEEN RUNNING FROM THE FBI!!

[ BodyBuilder ]

WE'RE STILL RUNNING FROM THE FBI IZZY

SO STOP TEXTING SO I CAN DRIVE US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

[ kaleidoscope ]

yes ma'am!

🫡

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

what.

[ mamasboy ]

hey duncan!!

me and mama made extra cookies

do you want some ?

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

...

you know what

sure

why not?

[ mamasboy ]

awesome !!!

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

be there in 10

[ mamasboy ]

:D

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[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

There was the sound of someone joining a voicecall, and then some shuffling sounds coming from the call.

A few seconds later, a voice was heard.

"Is this thing working?"

[ Courtney ]

Once again, there was the sound of someone joining a call.

There were no other sounds before Courtney spoke quite close to the speaker.

"uhm, I believe so."

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather winced slightly and huffed.

"Courtney! Not so close to the speaker, you'll burst my ear drums!"

[ Courtney ]

There was some shuffling sounds and Courtney spoke once again, much quieter than last time.

"Right, sorry. Anyways, the voice chat does appear to be working."

[ gothgal ]

A small ding sound was heard, and Gwens icon appeared in the call.

There was some slight noises in the background, and a bag of chips could be heard while Gwen spoke.

"Hey, guys! Hows it going??"

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

A scoff was heard.

"Are you eating right now??"

[ gothgal ]

The sounds of the bag were silenced, before quickly starting up again.

"Yeah? What of it?? Can't a girl be allowed to snack on a voice call with her friends?"

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

"Ugh, whatever. Just put that loud bag away! It's annoying."

There was some light shuffling.

[ gothgal ]

Everything was quiet, before the loud sounds of a bag being closed were heard right up in the speaker.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather hissed at the loud sound, seemingly moving away from the screen with the sounds of loud shuffling.

"Jesus, Gwen!!"

[ Courtney ]

Courtney hissed as well, groaning slightly.

"Ugh, seriously, Gwen!?"

[ gothgal ]

A slight mutter of 'oh shit' was heard and suddenly the loud bag sounds stopped.

"crap- Courtney, I'm so sorry!"

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

"Uhm?? Hello?? Where's my apology?"

[ Courtney ]

Courtney sighed.

"It's okay, Gwen. I know you were only doing it to annoy Heather."

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

"Hello??"

[ gothgal ]

A sigh of relief was heard.

"Okay, good!"

[ thecodemeister ]

The sound of someone new joining the call was heard, and Codys spiderman icon was seen.

There was some background noises, voices it seemed to be.

"Hey, ladies! What's up??"

[ gothgal ]

Everyone was quiet for a few seconds, before Gwen spoke.

"Hey, Cody!! What's up, man?"

[ thecodemeister ]

"aw, hey, Gwen!! Nothin' much! Noah is playing a game against a child right now. He is so losing."

Cody chuckled, and there was a loud 'I heard that!' in the background, presumably from Noah.

Cody chuckled again.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather scoffed.

"Of course Noah is playing against a child, and of course he's losing."

[ thecodemeister ]

There was a slight pause, the only noises that were heard were the sounds of intense gaming in the background.

"Hey, what's that supposed to mean??"

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

A pause.

Then,

"Nothing. Nevermind it."

[ thecodemeister ]

"Uhm?? Okay??"

[ guitarist ]

Once again, the sound of someone new joining the voicechat was heard, and Trents goldfish icon was seen.

"Heyyy, what's up guys?"

[ gothgal ]

"ooh, hey, Trent!!"

[ Courtney ]

"Trent."

[ thecodemeister ]

"YOOO!!! MY DRAMA BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER!!"

An excited Cody yelled.

[ guitarist ]

Trent quickly shared the excitement.

"AYYYY, WHAT UP MAN??"

[ thecodemeister ]

"Oh, nothin'. Noah is playing against someone right now!!"

[ guitarist ]

"Is he losing?"

[ thecodemeister ]

"For sure!! ow-"

A small thump could be heard, and Cody hissed in slight pain. It was assumed that something was thrown at Cody.

[ guitarist ]

A sharp inhale was heard.

"Oh, shit, man- you good??"

[ thecodemeister ]

There was the sound of shuffling for a moment.

"Yeah. Noah is just pissy right now,"

Then, a whisper close to the speaker,

"cause he's losing."

[ guitarist ]

Trent laughed at that.

[ gothgal ]

Gwen laughed at that as well.

[ Courtney ]

Soft chuckling could be heard, but it sounded muffled.

[ theninja ]

Harold has joined the game.

A loud ding was heard and then the icon of a character from dungeons and dragons could be seen.

"Hey, dudes."

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

"Oh, great-"

[ thecodemeister ]

"HAROLDDD!!!"

Cody once again spoke loudly, excitement in his tone.

[ theninja ]

There was a small pause.

"Cody!!!"

Harolds yell was slightly quieter, but contained the same amounts of excitement.

[ guitarist ]

"Trent!"

[ thecodemeister ]

There was a pause before two voices spoke, one louder than the other.

"TRENT!!!"

[ theninja ]

"Trent!!!"

[ Mr.hottie. ]

A ding was heard, and the icon of Justins face was seen.

"Justin!"

[ guitarist ]

Once again, there was a pause. Then, three voices spoke at the same time.

"JUSTIN!!!"

[ theninja ]

"Justin!!!"

[ thecodemeister ]

"JUSTIN!!!"

[ guitarist ]

"The bands all here!!!"

[ theninja ]

There was some cheering sounds.

[ thecodemeister ]

There was some cheering sounds.

[ Mr.hottie ]

Justin chuckled slightly.

[ kaleidoscope ]

A loud ding was heard and the icon of a crazy panda was seen.

Loud sirens and talking was heard from the other end, some of the sounds glitching at just how loud it was.

< Everyone seemed to wince and lean away from the screen. >

[ Courtney ]

Courtney groaned.

"Izzy!? What the hell is going on there!?"

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

"Can you turn down the damn noise!?"

[ Mr.hottie ]

A yell was heard away from the speaker, seemingly in the middle of a room now.

"My beautiful ears!"

[ kaleidoscope ]

"HEY GUYS!!"

Izzy began to speak, before a loud voice that seemingly came from a megaphone.

"ISABELLA CONNELLY! COME DOWN THIS INSTANT! YOU ARE WANTED FOR THEFT, ARSON, DESTRUCTION OF PUBLIC PROPERTY, ASSAULT TO AN OFFICER, MANSLAU-"

Izzys voice quickly came back and covered the other persons voice.

"Ooh, a chase! how fun!!"

Then, the voice of someone familiar came through.

"IZZY, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND FOCUS!!! WHA- ARE YOU ON A FUCKING CALL RIGHT NOW??"

Eva's loud voice was heard, and then the sound of Izzy chuckling.

"Maybe..."

Eva grunted and there were the sounds of what seemed to be Eva trying to take the phone.

Suddenly, Izzy had left the call.

< Everyone was quiet. >

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

A few seconds of silence.

"Oh, fuck this! I am out!"

Heather then left the call.

[ Courtney ]

Courtney stayed silent, before leaving the call as well.

[ gothgal ]

"Wait- Courtney!"

Gwen left the call.

[ Mr.hottie ]

Justin had already left the call.

[ guitarist ]

Silence.

"w...what??"

Trent said, obviously confused as to what just happened.

[ thecodemeister ]

"uhm-"

Cody was about to speak, before Noah yelled out something in Hindi, causing Cody to shriek slightly and leave the call.

[ guitarist ]

A few seconds of silence.

"Oh."

[ beth! ]

A ding was heard and the icon of a photo of Brady was seen.

"Oh, hey, Trent!!"

[ guitarist ]

"oh-.. Hey, Beth! W-What was that?"

Trent leaned away from the screen, then back.

"Oh, hey, I gotta go.. my mom needs me. Bye!"

Trent quickly left the call.

[ beth! ]

Silence.

"oh, that's okay!"

Beth then left the call.

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[ thecodemeister ]

the mlnsters msking it hard to zee

[ noahitall ]

what??

[ thecodemeister ]

noag it all

noag

noah

hi noah

[ noahitall ]

hello, Cody.

message me.

[ thecodemeister ]

im in troubke

Private messaging between 'Geek<3' and 'nerd<3'

[ Geek<3 ]

hi

[ nerd<3 ]

hello.

are you high?

[ Geek<3 ]

maybse

geokff gave me the gokd shit

[ nerd<3 ]

ugh.

where are you? I'm coming to pick you up.

[ Geek<3 ]

idk

[ nerd<3 ]

what do you mean 'idk'?

Cody, where are you?

[ Geek<3 ]

idk

[ nerd<3 ]

describe your surroundings.

[ Geek<3 ]

uhmm

geoffs here

cuntcan too

[ nerd<3 ]

..

okay.

what else is there??

[ Geek<3 ]

idk

[ nerd<3 ]

Jesus Christ Cody, just send me a picture of where you are. 

[ Geek<3 ]

kay

One photo was sent.

< PHOTO ID >

A picture of Cody and Duncan with Geoff in the background. You could see some trees in the background, along with what seemed to be a fire and a familiar redhead making the fire bigger. Cody had messy hair and slightly red eyes, and Duncan looked almost the same, but worse. Duncans nose seemed to be slightly bruised and there was some dried blood around his mouth.

[ nerd<3 ]

what the fuck am I looking at right now.

is that Izzy!?

[ Geek<3 ]

no

oh waut

yeah it is

[ nerd<3 ]

Oh, my god. Cody, don't move and don't do anything those other idiots tell you to do.

[ Geek<3 ]

ok

Private messaging between 'psychocrazygirl' and 'ESCOPEMEMBERCODYSBFNOCOREAL'

[ ESCOPEMEMBERCODYSBFNOCOREAL ]

Izzy where the hell are you and Cody right now?

[ psychocrazygirl ]

AWWWO IS SOMEONE WORRIED FOR HIS BF!??!?!?

[ ESCOPEMEMBERCODYSBFNOCOREAL ]

NOT my boyfriend.

but I'm worried.

where are you guys??

[ psychocrazygirl ]

LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOA

were at this SKATE PARK

duncan wanted to show us this cool trick but he ended up falling ON HIS FACE LMAOOOOOO

[ ESCOPEMEMBERCODYSBFNOCOREAL ]

which skate park?

[ psychocrazygirl ]

idk!!!! i wasnt paying attention!!!

just follow the smoke, duh!!!

[ ESCOPEMEMBERCODYSBFNOCOREAL ]

Jesus Christ, Izzy.

You are going to be reason my hair goes gray in my twenties.

[ psychocrazygirl ]

sorry!!!

dropped my phone in the fire and i had to fish it out using geoffs underwear!!!

[ ESCOPEMEMBERCODYSBFNOCOREAL ]

I'm sorry, what??

you know what, I don't care.

I'm on my way.

[ psychocrazygirl ]

oooh YAY!!! 

more people more party!!!

Private messaging between 'Geek<3' and 'nerd<3'

[ nerd<3 ]

I'm on my way.

[ Geek<3 ]

yay

[ nerd<3 ]

everything okay over there?

[ Geek<3 ]

awwwww u csre

[ nerd<3 ]

ugh.

just shut up and stay put.

[ Geek<3 ]

yes sir

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[ hideandzeke ]

yoyoyo

listen you guys

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

oh great

[ theninja ]

what is it zeke?

[ <3 sadie ]

OMG YOU GUYS I HAVENT BEEN ON IT FOREVER!!!!

[ <3 katie ]

OMG I KNOW RIGHT!!??!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Where the hell have you two been??

[ <3 sadie ] 

oooh me and katie were on vacation!!!!

we went to hawaii!!!!

[ <3 katie ]

IT WAS SO FUN!!!

[ <3 sadie ]

I KNOW RIGHT!!??

[ noahitall ]

great, our peacefulness is over now that the wonder twins are back.

[ <3 katie ]

we didnt miss you either you loner!!!!

[ <3 sadie ]

yeah!!!

[ noahitall ]

oh no! my feelings! my heart has been broken into 24 pieces and then stomped on, this is so sad.

[ mamasboy ]

hey katie!!!! hey sadie!!! glad to see you back :]

[ <3 katie ]

AWWWW HEY DJ!!!

[ <3 sadie ]

HI DJ!!!!

[ hideandzeke ]

yo guys??

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

What do you want??

[ theninja ]

what is it zeke?

[ hideandzeke ]

right

well

i just wanna come out about something

[ noahitall ]

you're coming out of the closet??

you're gay?

same.

[ hideandzeke ]

no

well

yes?

what im trying to say is

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Spit it out, homeschool.

[ mamasboy ]

take your time Zeke!!

[ hideandzeke ]

im transgender

 [ theninja ]

thats awesome man!!

i totally support you

[ hideandzeke ]

aww thanks yo 

[ noahitall ]

I'm surprised, but good for you.

I support you.

[ hideandzeke ]

thanks?

why are you surprised?

[ noahitall ]

I just honestly didn't expect you to be apart of the LGBT+ community with how you were raised.

[ hideandzeke ]

oh yeah

its a long story?

i found out what internet was a long while ago and figured out what transgender meant and i soon realized why i never felt right

[ noahitall ]

oh.

[ <3 sadie ]

AWWW WE TOTALLY SUPPORT YOU ZEKE!!!!

ME AND KATIE TOTALLY SUPPORT THE TRANS PEOPLE

KATIE IS ACTUALLY TRANS HERSELF!!

[ <3 katie ]

YEAH!!!! WE SUPPORT YOU ZEKE!!!

[ hideandzeke ]

oh wow!!

thanks yo!!

its relieving to know im not the only trans person here eh??

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

If we're admitting things..

I'm trans too.

[ <3 sadie ]

OMG!!!! EEEEEEEEEE THATS SO COOL!!!

[ <3 katie ]

OMG HEATHER!!! WE SUPPORT YOU!!

[ thecodemeister ]

are we admitting things??

cool

im trans too!

[ noahitall ]

wait, you are?

[ thecodemeister ]

yeah??

[ noahitall ]

and you never told me?

[ thecodemeister ]

it never came up

[ noahitall ]

oh.

well, I support you.

[ thecodemeister ]

thanks!

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

its a club of trans people

[ queen ]

you got a problem with it?

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

woah no no 

i dont

[ queen ]

uh huh. okay.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

i dont i swear

i support the trans people full on

yay gay people

[ noahitall ]

wow.

[ hideandzeke ]

thanks for your support?

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

You want a medal?

[ <3 katie ]

hes trying!!!

[ <3 sadie ]

yeah!!!

thats so sweet and admirable...

[ <3 katie ]

i know right....

[ Courtney ]

Wow.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

seems like all the ladies want me

[ noahitall ]

okay you gaywad.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

im not gay

[ theninja ]

"im not gay"

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

do you wanna die dorkis??

[ theninja ]

uhm not really no

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

im gonna get your ass

[ queen ]

oh hell no you aint

[ theninja ]

ill use my mad skills on you

[ thecodemeister ]

HES DOOMED!!! 

Chapter Text

[ guitarist ]

Trent joined a call, a ding sounding out when he joined.

[ theninja ]

Harold joined the call swiftly afterwards, the sounds of some video games behind him.

"Hey hey hey, what up?"

[ guitarist ]

There was a bit of silence and light shuffling before Trent spoke.

"Heyyy, Harold!!! So glad you could make it."

You could hear the smile he had on his face.

[ theninja ]

"Yeah dude, of course."

The sounds of the games intensified.

[ guitarist ]

Trent stayed silent for a second.

"uh, Harold? Are you playing a game right now?"

[ theninja ]

Harold didn't respond for a second, before quickly speaking.

"Yes."

[ guitarist ]

There was an audible sigh.

"Harold! We're supposed to be going over some song ideas and some plans!"

[ theninja ]

"Well-"

Harold was about to respond before a ding was heard.

[ Mr.hottie ]

Justins icon appeared in the call.

"The party has arrived!"

[ guitarist ]

Trent sighed once more.

"Hi, Justin."

[ Mr.hottie ]

"Ah! Hello, Trent! And hello to you too, Harold."

[ theninja ]

A small mutter of 'hello, Justin' could barely be heard over the sounds of gaming.

[ Mr.hottie ]

Justin scoffed.

"Okay, I guess."

He said in an obvious offended tone.

[ guitarist ]

"Right, well, as I was saying-"

Trent got cut off by another joining the call.

[ thecodemeister ]

"Hey guys!!"

[ guitarist ]

Trent groaned slightly.

"Hey, Cody.."

[ Mr.hottie ]

"Hello, Cody!"

[ thecodemeister ]

"Hey Justin! Hey Trent, something wrong?"

There was some light shuffling on Codys end.

[ theninja ]

The sounds of intense gaming and the clicking of keyboard buttons got louder.

[ guitarist ]

Trent sighed again.

"Ugh, yeah. Harolds just not taking this seriously."

[ thecodemeister ]

"ooh, yikes. What are we working on today?"

[ guitarist ]

Trent seemed slightly happier now.

"Glad you asked! We're working on rehearsing this one song, and since we're unable to meet right now we'll have to deal with voice call. We're also gonna be working on coming up with some new ideas and- Jesus, Harold, can you turn that down??"

Trent now sounded annoyed as Harolds gameplay got louder.

[ Mr.hottie ]

"Ooh, we're rehearsing a song? Check this out."

There was some shuffling for a few seconds.

[ guitarist ]

"Wait, hold on-"

[ Mr.hottie ]

Suddenly there was music blasting, and Poker Face by Lady Gaga started to play.

Justin waited for the lyrics to start, then quickly began to sing the song slightly off-key.

[ guitarist ]

Trent sighed, groaning and leaning away from the screen.

"Justin, dude-"

[ thecodemeister ]

"Oooh, are we singing? Hang on, I got the perfect song-"

There was the sounds of shuffling once more.

[ theninja ]

The gameplay seemed to get louder and more aggressive.

[ guitarist ]

"Wait, Cody, don't-"

[ thecodemeister ]

Emo Boy by Ayesha Erotica began to play, and Cody quickly began to sing the lyrics better than Justin was singing Poker Face.

[ guitarist ]

Trent groaned.

"Guys, can we pay attention??"

[ Mr.hottie ]

Justin continued to sing off-key, seemingly trying to sing louder than Cody.

[ guitarist ]

"Guys-"

[ thecodemeister ]

Cody quickly caught on and then started to sing as loud as he possibly could, still singing pretty well.

[ guitarist ]

"You guys-"

[ theninja ]

The sounds of gameplay got louder, before they stopped and Harold cheered.

"HAH! Eat my shit, pokémonliker2462!!! You are no match for the awesome Harold!"

[ guitarist ]

"GUYS!-"

[ Mr.hottie ]

Justin continued to have a sing-off with Cody, trying not to go too loud so he doesn't hurt his precious vocal cords.

[ thecodemeister ]

Cody also continued to sing, getting louder than Justin.

[ guitarist ]

Trent sighed and just gave up, leaving the call.

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[ thecodemeister ]

i love young sheldon so much??

[ surfsup ]

oh dude me too!

[ gothgal ]

white girl jumpscare warning

[ noahitall ]

where did you come from??

[ surfsup ]

oh sorry i was sleeping!

[ mamasboy ]

i hope youre well rested!!

[ surfsup ]

aww ty dj!

[ noahitall ]

right.

anyways, I like Young Sheldon too.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

he could never ignore his bf

[ thecodemeister ]

YAYAYAYA

my fav characters are sheldon obvi, missy, joe and dr. silly!!

whats his name

[ noahitall ]

the short guy whos like Sheldon?

[ thecodemeister ]

yeah him

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

His name is, like, Dr. Sturgis or something.

[ thecodemeister ]

YEAH

joe and dr silly are my fav characters!!

[ noahitall ]

I'm sorry, who's Joe again?

[ thecodemeister ]

...

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Oh, my god you idiot.

[ surfsup ]

no.......

[ gothgal ]

all....

[ theninja ]

oh my gosh....

[ mamasboy ]

noah.....

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

for nothing at all......

[ guitarist ]

NO......

[ Mr.hottie ]

cody dont do it.....

[ thecodemeister ]

JOE MAMA.

thecodemeister is offline.

[ noahitall ]

.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

YOOOOOOO LMAO HE REALLY FELL FOR THAT AHAHAHAHAH

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

OH, I WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT AGAIN

[ gothgal ]

NOAH SRSLY HOW DID U FALL FOR THAT

[ noahitall ]

I

[ guitarist ]

hes BROKEN

CODY BROKE HIM

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

#brocken

[ noahitall ]

Noco is over, you guys.

[ gothgal ]

WAIT WHAT

Chapter Text

[ gutiarist ]

LISTEN 👏 UP 👏 SLUTS 👏 : On the 1st 🥇 Day of Christmas 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻♀️: his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

[ BodyBuilder ]

what the fuck.

[ gothgal ]

TRENT???

[ Mr.hottie ]

LISTEN 👏 UP 👏 SLUTS 👏 : On the 1st 🥇 Day of Christmas 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻♀️: his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

[ beth! ]

NO NOT YOU TOO 

[ foodster ]

uhm... 

☹️

[ theninja ]

LISTEN 👏 UP 👏 SLUTS 👏 : On the 1st 🥇 Day of Christmas 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻♀️: his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

[ queen ]

boy what the fuck

[ noahitall ]

what the hell.

[ thecodemeister ]

LISTEN 👏 UP 👏 SLUTS 👏 : On the 1st 🥇 Day of Christmas 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻♀️: his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

[ noahitall ]

disappointed, but not surprised.

[ thecodemeister ]

wait what

whats that supposed to mean????

[ noahitall ]

I think you know.

[ thecodemeister ]

☹️

[ guitarist ]

HES A FAKE ONE CODY

[ Mr.hottie ]

DUMP HIS ASS

[ theninja ]

HE DOESNT DESERVE YOU

[ gothgal ]

what is this?? some type of drama bros takeover??

are you guys a cult or smth??

[ theninja ]

WHAT NO

we arent a cult!! gosh!!!!

[ guitarist ]

yup!! not a cult!!

far from it, haha!

[ thecodemeister ]

youre being ridiculous!!

[ Mr.hottie ]

QUICK CHECK OUT THIS HOT PHOTO OF ME 😍😍

[ beth! ]

wow...

[ noahitall ]

that was a terrible distraction.

[ foodster ]

oh woah....

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

listen im not saying im GAY or anything but

if justin asked me to suck him for 20 dollars i would do it

20$ is 20$ 🤷🏻♂️

[ Mr.hottie ]

i will keep that in mind, you ugly specimen 

[ princesslindsay ]

woah... whos wthat gusy in tge phtoio?

[ tyler ]

Lindsay??

☹️

[ gothgal ]

K.O

[ maricón ]

It's okay, Tyler! I'm here for you!

[ tyler ]

uhmmm....

i like girls

[ maricón ]

Not for long.

[ tyler ]

what

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Moving on!

[ noahitall ]

you are on a roll, Heather!!

all aboard the jealous train!

[ thecodemeister ]

all aboard the toxic gossip train

[ guitarist ]

chugging down the tracks of misinformation

[ theninja ]

the toxic gossip train

[ Mr.hottie ]

you got a one way ticket to manipulation station 

[ gothgal ]

THEYRE A CULT

[ guitarist ]

SCRAM BOYS

thecodemeister is offline.

Mr.hottie is offline.

theninja is offline.

guitarist is offline.

[ noahitall ]

what the actual fuck just happened.

[ tyler ]

☹️

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[ gothgal ]

okay guys

women...

women right?

[ noahitall ]

men.

[ Courtney ]

That is so real.

I love women.

[ gothgal ]

heteyegygye uhh im a woman yettegehe

[ Courtney ]

Oh?

[ tyler ]

girls!!!!

[ maricón ]

Tyler!

[ tyler ]

what

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

women

[ noahitall ]

men*

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

die.

[ noahitall ]

how original.

[ thecodemeister ]

both!!!

[ mamasboy ]

neither !

[ kaleidoscope ]

ALL

[ BodyBuilder ]

women.

[ <3 sadie ]

KATIE!!

[ <3 katie ]

SADIE!!

OMGGG SADIE WE SAID EACH OTHER AWWW

[ <3 sadie ]

OMG KATIE ILYSM!!!!

[ <3 katie ]

OMG SADIE ILYSMM!!!!

[ noahitall ]

OMG SHUT UP!!!!

[ gothgal ]

i hate it when im watching a show and randomly a sweaty shirtless man pops up on screen like

ew.. put a shirt on i dont wanna see that

[ noahitall ]

I might be gay but I have to agree.

I love shirtless men as much as the next gay dude but the sweat is a total turn off.

[ Courtney ]

I know, right??

[ hideandzeke ]

i dont get whats hot about shirtless people yo!!!

[ mamasboy ]

me too !!!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

I don't know about you guys but women in bikinis??

Hello????

[ gothgal ]

REALLLLLL

[ Courtney ]

That's so true.

[ princesslindsay ]

boht!!

[ tyler ]

shes a little slow but shes trying her best

[ princesslindsay ]

thank!!!

[ thecodemeister ]

what were we talking about

[ gothgal ]

women

[ Courtney ]

Our sexualtities, I think.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

gay sex

[ noahitall ]

our sexual preference.

what the fuck, Duncan?

[ maricón ]

Shirtless men!

[ thecodemeister ]

wow!

this explains nothing!

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

youre welcome

[ noahitall ]

okay 'cuntcan'.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

what????

[ gothgal ]

STOP WHAT..

[ thecodemeister ]

i cant di this anymkre

[ Courtney ]

Hahahahha cuntcan

[ gothgal ]

noah seems like the type to run like a twink in public then shove someone who was in his way and say "move im gay!!!"

[ thecodemeister ]

STOP

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

im going to call him the f slur

[ theninja ]

SCREENSHOTTED

POSTING ON TWITTER

CANCELLED

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

WHERE DID YIU COME FROM

[ theninja ]

my mom

[ noahitall ]

can confirm I would do that.

[ thecodemeister ]

i love my twink bf <33

wait

[ gothgal ]

WHAT

AGAIN???

[ noahitall ]

Cody, I'm not your boyfriend.

[ thecodemeister ]

aww shucks

Chapter Text

[ kaleidoscope ]

GUYSSSS I JUST FOUND THIS SUPER CUTE FANART ❤️❤️

[ tyler ]

😨😨

😭😭😭😭😭😭

WHAT

[  maricón  ]

I'm terrified for my life! Thanks!

[ noahitall ]

I could've gone my whole life without seeing that.

I miss who I was 10 seconds ago.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

^

[ princessslindsay ]

tyler? ☹️

what ar yiu doinv with aple? ☹️

[ tyler ]

NOTHING

IZZY DELETE THAT 

BABE IT ISNT REAL

I LIKE GIRLS

I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER 😭😭

[  maricón  ]

Eso no es lo que dijiste anoche 😏

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

What the fuck.

[  maricón  ]

Jealous, mi amor?

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

You wish.

[  maricón  ]

I do 🥰

[ kaleidoscope ]

[ noahitall ]

I can't do this anymore.

I'm killing myself.

[ thecodemeister ]

NOOOO 😭😭😭😭

[ noahitall ]

nvm.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

fucking simp

[ noahitall ]

this you?

[ ijustgoutofprison ]

KYS NOAH

[ Courtney ]

Uhm.

[ gothgal ]

:/

[ theninja ]

you made the lesbians mad.

[ noahitall ]

omg.

I am SOOO sorry!!! I so didn't mean to hurt your guy's feelings that was SO not my intention.

[ gothgal ]

😐

[ noahitall ]

my REAL intentions were to bully and slander Duncan because his torso is bigger than my 32-inch tv and a neon green mullet that rivals my highlighter.

[ thecodemeister ]

noah i think im in love with you

WHATTT WHO SAID THAT????

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

first: kys noah no one likes you

second: apparently only stupid little white boys that look 12 like you 

[ noahitall ]

what.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

this you?

[ thecodemeister ]

☹️

[ noahitall ]

this is why the two girls you dated became lesbians.

[ Courtney ]

GET HIS ASS.

[ gothgal ]

‼️‼️‼️

THATS SO REAL

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

what is this? a slander duncan group?

[ theninja ]

you had this coming!!!!!!

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

shut it dorris

[ queen ]

watch your mouth you ugly ass hammerhead shark.

[ theninja ]

🥰🥰🥰

[ kaleidoscope ]

OMG NOCO FANART THATS SO CUTE?!?!?

HERE I HAVE MORE ‼️‼️‼️

[ noahitall ]

damnit Cody, again?

[ thecodemeister ]

sowwy 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[ gothgal ]

im sorry AGAIN?????

[ foodster ]

i was there the first time it happened....

[ noahitall ]

this is why you don't give Cody sugar before his bedtime.

[ thecodemeister ]

I DONT HVE A BEDTIME

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Me when I lie.

[ thecodemeister ]

STOP        

Chapter Text

Private messaging between 'Geek<3' and 'nerd<3'

[ Geek<3 ]

look

One photo was sent.

< PHOTO ID >

A picture of two drawn characters kissing each other, practically engulfing each other, and there were two texts above them. It said "ADHD" and "Autism."

its us

[ nerd<3 ]

what is this.

[ Geek<3 ]

its us!!!!

cuz i have adhd and u have autism

[ nerd<3 ]

but Cody, we aren't dating.

[ Geek<3 ]

aww man

i wonder why we r like eating each others faces

[ nerd<3 ]

vore, probably.

[ Geek<3 ]

whats vore??

[ nerd<3 ]

..

you don't know what vore is?

[ Geek<3 ]

no???

what is it

[ nerd<3 ]

...

oh, it's another word for hug.

[ Geek<3 ]

oh... really?

[ nerd<3 ]

yeah.

go say it to Heather and you'll be telling her you want to hug her.

[ Geek<3 ]

oh okay!!!

brb!

[ nerd<3 ]

okay!

Private messaging between 'LivingMigraine' and 'bigsisfigure'

[ LivingMigraine ]

hi sis

i want to vore you!!!

[ bigsisfigure ]

WHAT.

CODY WHAT THE FUCK.

[ LivingMigraine ]

what??

im just telling u i want to hug u

[ bigsisfigure ]

CODY THAT IS NOT WHAT VORE MEANS.

[ LivingMigraine ]

whats it mean???

[ bigsisfigure ]

...

Look it up.

 [ LivingMigraine ] 

okay

Private messaging between 'Geek<3' and 'nerd<3'

[ Geek<3 ]

NOAH WHAT THE FUCK

VORE DOESNT MEAN HUG

nerd<3 is now offline.

[ Geek<3 ]

NOAH?????

U BASTARD

RHWGSGGRGRGRGWAAG

Chapter Text

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Pop.

[ princesslindsay ]

lke bubblegun!!!

[ Courtney ]

Six.

[ queen ]

squish

[ beth! ]

uh uh!

[ surfsup ]

cicero 

[ gothgal ]

lipschitz

[ timetopartay ]

HEY PARTY PPL

whats going on!?!?

[ noahitall ]

and now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail in their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango.'

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

what

[ foodster ]

ooooh how fun!!!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Pop.

[ Courtney ]

Six.

[ queen ]

squish

[ beth! ]

uh uh!

[ surfsup ]

cicero 

[ gothgal ]

lipschitz

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

uhm??? what

[ BodyBuilder ]

WHAT. THE HELL. IS GOING ON HERE.

[ foodster ]

fun

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Pop.

[ Courtney ]

Six.

[ queen ]

squish

[ beth! ]

uh uh!

[ surfsup ]

cicero

[ gothgal ]

lipschitz

[ theninja ]

whats going on

[ tyler ]

????

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Pop.

[ Courtney ]

Six.

[ queen ]

squish

[ beth! ]

uh uh!

[ surfsup ]

cicero 

[ gothgal ]

lipschitz

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

theyre getting faster...

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Pop.

[ Courtney ]

Six.

[ queen ]

squish

[ beth! ]

uh uh!

[ surfsup ]

cicero 

[ gothgal ]

lipschitz

[ thecodemeister ]

what???

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

He had it coming.

[ Courtney ]

He had it coming!

[ queen ]

he only had himself to blame

[ maricón ]

Who?

[ beth! ]

if you'd have been there!!!

[ surfsup ]

if youd have seen it!

[ gothgal ]

i betcha you would have done the same!!

[ mamasboy ]

mama come pick me up im scared :(

[ Mr.hottie ]

this chat just got 99.9% hotter!

what the hell

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Pop.

[ Courtney ]

Six.

[ queen ]

squish

[ beth! ]

uh uh!

[ surfsup ]

cicero 

[ gothgal ]

lipschitz

[ thecodemeister ]

what?????

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Pop.

[ Courtney ]

Six.

[ queen ]

squish

[ beth! ]

uh uh!

[ surfsup ]

cicero

[ gothgal ]

lipschitz

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

is this like a cult or smth

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

You know how people have these little habits that get you down?

Like... Bernie.

Bernie, he liked to chew gum - no, not chew, pop.

[ foodster ]

yummy i love gum!!!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

So, I came home this one day and I'm really irritated and I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy.

[ maricón ]

Is this about me??

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

And there's Bernie lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing.

No, not chewing, popping.

So, I said to him, I said:

"You pop that gum one more time..", and he did.

[ thecodemeister ]

uh oh spaghettios

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

So, I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots.

Into his head.

[ maricón ]

Oh, phew! It isn't about me! Because I am very much alive unlike our amigo Bernie.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

wicked

[ thecodemeister ]

WHAT

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

He had it coming.

[ theninja ]

you killed him for popping gum??

[ Courtney ]

He had it coming!!

[ queen ]

he only had himself to blame

[ beth! ]

if you'd have been there!!!

[ surfsup ]

if youd have heard it!

[ gothgal ]

i betcha you would have done the same!!

[ theninja ]

no i dont think i would have

[ Courtney ]

I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago.

[ hideandzeke ]

huh?

[ noahitall ]

different Ezekiel, you clown.

[ hideandzeke ]

oh

[ Courtney ]

And he told me he was single, and we hit it off right away.

So, we started living together.

He'd go to work, he'd come home. 

I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.

And then I found out..

"Single" he told me. Single my ass!

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

.

[ Courtney ]

Not only was he married, oh no, he had six wives!

[ mamasboy ]

WAIT YOU KILLED BERNIE???

[ Courtney ]

One of those Mormons, you know?

So that night when he came home from work, I fixed him his drink as usual.

You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.

[ thecodemeister ]

WHAT

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

is this foreshadowing

[ theninja ]

probably

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

He had it coming.

[ Courtney ]

He had it coming!!!

[ maricón ]

He did.

I would never cheat on my beautiful and perfect partner!

[ noahitall ]

okay, eel.

 [ queen ]

he took a flower in its prime!

[ beth! ]

and then he used it!

[ surfsup ]

and he abused it!

[ gothgal ]

it was a murder but not a crime!

[ thecodemeister ]

WHAT

[ queen ]

now im standing in the kitchen carving up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business 

in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage

[ theninja ]

what

[ queen ]

"you been screwin the milkman!" he says.

he was crazy!! and he kept on screaming!

"you been screwin the milkman!!"

and then he ran into my knife

[ princesslindsay ]

oh no!!!! :(

[ queen ]

he ran into my knife ten times.

[ theninja ]

WHAT

[ thecodemeister ]

WHAT

[ tyler ]

yikes....

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

If you'd have been there.

[ Courtney ]

If you'd have seen it!

[ queen ]

i betcha you would have done the same!

[ timetopartay ]

what is going on..

[ beth! ]

mit kersek, én itt?

azt mondják, hogy a hires

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

what the hell is she saying

al?? translation??

[ maricón ]

That isn't spanish, amigo.

[ beth! ]

lakóm lefogta a férjemet én meg lecsaptam a fejét

de nem igaz, én ártatlan vagyok

nem tudom miért mondja uncle sam, hogy én tettem, probáltam

a rendörségen megmagyarázni, de nem értették meg..

[ gothgal ]

yeah... but did you do it?

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

WHAT THE HELL IS SHE SAYING

[ beth! ]

uh uh! not gulity!!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

He had it coming.

[ surfsup ]

my sister veronica and i had this double act

and my husband charlie traveled around with us

[ timetopartay ]

what???

bridge??

[ surfsup ]

now, with the last number in our act we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row

one two three four five splits spread eagles

[ noahitall ]

don't even, Cody.

[ thecodemeister ]

aww shucks

[ surfsup ]

back flips, flip flops, one right after the other

so this one night before the show we're down at the hotel cicero

the three of us, boozin, havin a few laughs, and we run out of ice

so, i go out to get some

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

veronica and charlie are fucking arent they

[ theninja ]

tmi, gosh

[ surfsup ]

i come back, open the door

and theres veronica and charlie.. doing number 17

the spread eagle.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

CALLED IT

[ timetopartay ]

that whore!!!!

charlie sucks come be with ME babe

[ noahitall ]

she's already with you.

[ timetopartay ]

oh yeah!!!

[ surfsup ]

well i was in such a state of shock i completely blacked out

i cant remember a thing!

it wasnt until later when i was washing the blood off my hands i even knew they were dead.

[ timetopartay ]

oh!

[ thecodemeister ]

WHAT

WHY RU GUYS KILLING PEOPLE

[ surfsup ]

they had it coming!!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

They had it coming.

[ surfsup ]

they had it coming!

[ Courtney ]

They had it coming.

[ surfsup ]

they had it coming all along!

[ queen ]

they had it coming all along

[ surfsup ]

i didnt do it!

[ beth! ]

she didnt do it!

[ surfsup ]

but if id done it!

[ gothgal ]

but if she'd done it

[ surfsup ]

how could you tell me that i was wrong?!

THEY HAD IT COMING

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

jesus shes getting into it

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

They had it coming.

[ surfsup ]

they had it coming!!

[ Courtney ]

They had it coming!

[ surfsup ]

they had it coming all along!!!!

[ queen ]

they took a flower in its prime

[ surfsup ]

i didnt do it!

[ beth! ]

and then they used it!

[ surfsup ]

but if id done it!

how could you tell me that i was wrong!?

[ thecodemeister ]

literally what the hell is going on im sobbing

rn

fr

[ gothgal ]

i loved al lipschitz more than i can possibly say!

he was a real artistic guy. sensitive, a painter

but he was always trying to find himself

hed go out every night looking for himself and on the way he found ruth, gladys, rosemary and irving.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

good for him

[ maricón ]

That bastard!!

[ gothgal ]

i guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

did you kill him

[ gothgal ]

he saw himself as alive

and i saw him dead.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

wicked

[ mamasboy ]

I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE!!!!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Get lyric pranked, losers.

[ Courtney ]

Duncan, you suck!!!

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

so you didnt kill anyone?

and here i thought u finally got cool

[ Courtney ]

Ugh!

[ mamasboy ]

so no one died?

[ noahitall ]

no.

[ mamasboy ]

OH THANK THE GODS

[ thecodemeister ]

sobbing

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[ gothgal ]

hey was i the only one who had that mlp game where u take care of baby ponies??

[ noahitall ]

what?

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

I've never had that game.

[ thecodemeister ]

I DID

[ gothgal ]

OMG

did u also beat up the ponies in there??

[ mamasboy ]

WHAT

ARENT THEY BABIES

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

sounds like my kind of game

[ mamasboy ]

THOSE ARE BABIES

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS.

[ gothgal ]

stop bc why did the game give us torture tools

[ mamasboy ]

WHAT

[ thecodemeister ]

,,,i never beat any ponies up

i felt bad whenever i was carrying the pony and accidentally hit its head on somewhere and it started crying

[ gothgal ]

ugh same

but the crying kinda pissed me off so i started throwing it into the walls :/

[ mamasboy ]

WHAT.

IM GETTING YOU THERAPY.

[ gothgal ]

no..... please...

[ thecodemeister ]

i kept accidentally killing it...

[ noahitall ]

how do you accidentally kill a pony?

[ thecodemeister ]

IDK

[ mamasboy ]

atleast you arent like GWEN.

[ gothgal ]

CMON I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE

ive seen a yt video of someone bullying one of the ponies ik i cant be the only one

[ mamasboy ]

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT VIDEOS!?!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[ thecodemeister ]

dj is NOT okay

[ theninja ]

i used to play that game too

cant say i abused any of the foals though

[ gothgal ]

srsly??? DUDE I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE

[ noahitall ]

I think you are the only one.

[ gothgal ]

brb sobbing

[ mamasboy ]

i got you a therapist 

[ gothgal ]

NOOOO

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kaleidoscope has added Emma237 to 'yo chris mclean abused us' 

[ noahitall ]

what.

[ Emma237 ]

What is this??

[ kaleidoscope ]

HIII IM IZZY WELCOME TO OUR GC

[ Courtney ]

Who is this?

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Oh great, more annoying people.

[ Emma237 ]

Who are all you people?

Why was I added into this gc??

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Ugh, I might as well explain.

This is a group chat filled with everyone from island and world tour.

I don't know why YOUR here.

[ Emma237 ]

Wait, is Noah in here??

[ noahitall ]

hi, Emma.

[ Emma237 ]

Hey, Noah.

How have you been doing?

[ noahitall ]

good.

you?

[ Emma237 ]

Good :)

[ noahitall ]

:)

[ thecodemeister ]

wait a minute

emma??

as in.. noahs gf??

[ Emma237 ]

Oh, no, we were never dating.

[ noahitall ]

the whole thing was staged.

the producers wanted more romance in the show.

[ thecodemeister ]

so.. u guys arent dating??

[ noahitall ]

no, Cody, we were never dating.

[ Emma237 ]

But we are good friends.

[ noahitall ]

yes, we are.

[ thecodemeister ]

okay!!

[ Courtney ] 

Wait, Emma?

I watched you in RR.

You're studying to become a lawyer, right?

[ Emma237 ]

Yeah!

And you're Courtney, I'm assuming?

You're also studying law, aren't you??

[ Courtney ]

Yeah!

[ Emma237 ]

Oh, awesome!

How are your studies coming along?

[ Courtney ]

Great!

I can tell you about it and you can tell me about your studies?

[ Emma237 ]

Yeah of course!

[ Courtney ]

Cool.

I'll private message you :)

[ Emma237 ]

Okay!

[ gothgal ]

wait what

courtney???

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

She just stole your girlfriend, Gothy.

What are you gonna do?

Surely you're mad.

[ gothgal ]

courtney isnt my gf so why would i be mad??

emma and court r just bonding over lawyer stuff

nothing bad about that

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Oh, come on!

Get mad or something!

This chat needs drama!

[ gothgal ]

ugh just shut up heather

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

wow the tension in here is so thick i could cut it with a toothpick

[ beth! ]

dont listen to mean old heather, gwen!!!

shes just trying to stir up some drama!

[ gothgal ]

yeah

shes just trying to get me worked up over nothing 

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

I'm right here, you know.

[ noahitall ]

don't remind us.

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[ theninja ]

hey guys

[ Emma237 ]

Oh

Hey

Who are you??

[ theninja ]

oh

im Harold! nice to meet you, Cody told me about you

[ Emma237 ]

Nice to meet you too

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

ew that bitch dorkis is here

[ thecodemeister ]

no way i have that same reaction whenever youre around!

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

shut up cody

[ noahitall ]

you shut up.

[ ijustgotoutoforison ]

no you shut up you fag

[ Emma237 ]

What

[ noahitall ]

oh, a slur, how original.

[ thecodemeister ]

no its okay duncan can say it cuz hes a homo too

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

NO IM NOT

[ thecodemeister  ]

hmm im seeing denial...

isnt that the first stage of grief?

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

shut the fuck up you dickless freak

[ thecodemeister ]

well.. no offense.. but id rather have no dick than have a dick like yours

[ gothgal ]

thats crazy...

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

okay thats it

im gonna pound your face in freak

[ thecodemeister ]

first time youll ever be pounding something

[ Emma237 ]

What

[ foodster ]

hey guys!! i wanted to know why noah was smiling so much at his phone!!

whats happening??

[ noahitall ]

shut up, Owen.

[ thecodemeister ]

awwww nowuh????

[ noahitall ]

you shut up too, Cody.

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[ thecodemeister ]

guys.... i have a huge anmounement..

[ Mr.hottie ]

WE have a huge anmounement...

[ gothgal ]

wtf justin where have u been??

[ Mr.hottie ]

fucking ur mom

[ gothgal ]

youre spending too much time with cody

[ Mr.hottie ]

yeah.....

[ noahitall ]

what's going on?

[ thecodemeister ]

I... I

I 

I

I

I

[ noahitall ]

spit it out.

[ thecodemeister ]

IM GONNA BE A DAD!!!!

[ noahitall ]

WHAT.

[ Mr.hottie ]

IM PREGNANT... AND THE KIDS CODYS

[ noahitall ]

WHAT.

[ Emma237 ]

I thought Cody didn't have a dick??

Also, what the fuck

[ noahitall ]

wait.

[ theninja ]

ermm actually that is not scientifically possible a man cannot get pregnant

[ Mr.hottie ]

im an omega

[ gothgal ]

STOP.

GET OUT JUSTIN IM BANNING U

WHO HAS PERMS

BAN JUSTIN

[ thecodemeister ]

and im an alpha awooooo

[ gothgal ]

THIS JS WHY UR FAMIKY HATES YOY

[ Mr.hottie ]

ALL THIS STRESS ISNT GOOD FOR THE BABY!!!!

[ noahitall ]

are you guys playing a joke?

[ thecodemeister ]

NO...

[ noahitall ]

Jesus Christ.

how did you talk Justin into doing this?

[ thecodemeister ]

WHY R U AUTOMATUCALLY ASSUMING IT WAS MY IDEA???

[ noahitall ]

this is a very you thing to do.

[ Mr.hottie ]

its true it was his idea

he told me he would help me with smth if i did it

[ noahitall ]

help you with what?

[ Mr.hottie ]

none of your business 

also hey noah it sounded like u were rlly worried for cody

[ gothgal ]

okay im back i was destorying my room bc cody and justin angered me so much

[ thecodemeister ]

glad to be of service

[ Emma237 ]

Haha, Noah was worried

[ noahitall ]

of course I was worried. unfortunately.

but wouldn't you guys be worried if your friend was going to become a father at such a young age?

[ Emma237 ]

Oh yeah thats true

I would be worried too

[ thecodemeister ]

IM UR FRIEND!!?? AWWW YAYYAYAYAY

[ kaleidoscope ]

noco

[ gothgal ]

JUMPSCARE WARNING

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[ guitarist ]

guys help codys angry

[ gothgal ]

TRENT WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN

YOU AND JUSTIN JUST DISAPPEARED 

A BUNCH OF YOU DID ACTUALLY

WHERE DID YOU GUYS GO??

[ noahitall ]

why is he mad?

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

awww is wittle baybe cody wody angy???

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Never speak like that again.

[ gothgal ]

WHY DO ONLY SOME OF US TALK

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE SAME PEOPLE

WHERE ARE THE OTHERS

OWEN HAS BARELY SPOKEN

[ theninja ]

hes shouting words in French!

[ noahitall ]

what?

[ gothgal ]

ITS ALWAYS THE SAME PEOPLE

INCLUDING ME

AM I EVEN REAL

[ Courtney ]

Don't be ridiculous, Gwen.

Some people have lives.

[ gothgal ]

ohhh yeah i forgot people touch grass

[ guitarist ]

guys what does 'va te faire fourte' mean

cody just yelled that at justin 

[ noahitall ]

aha

[ hideandzeke ]

oh!! i know this!

its a very rude way of saying 'fuck off' 

[ Mr.hottie ]

WHAT

WHATD I DO??

[ guitarist ]

idk what cody is saying but it all sounds so pretty even tho hes yelling and has a very rude tone

[ noahitall ]

haha

[ foodster ]

NO WAY

IVE NEVER SEEN NOAH LAUGH THIS MUCH!!!!!

[ noahitall ]

that's a lie and you know it.

[ foodster ]

DO I!?!?!?

[ gothgal ]

wait why is cody so angry

[ guitarist ]

we were watching td the season with like noahs cousin in it 

[ noahitall ]

what.

[ guitarist ]

and sugar came on screen and started being a bitch

we all got kinda angry ://

[ gothgal ]

ugh i hate sugar she was so mean to my cousin for what

[ noahitall ]

I am not related to Dave.

[ gothgal ]

what did u disown him as ur cousin

[ noahitall ]

yeah, I even have the paperwork to prove it.

[ gothgal ]

wait really??

[ noahitall ]

no you delusional goose.

[ gothgal ]

brb sobbing

[ noahitall ]

cry me a river.

[ gothgal ]

BRB SOBBING

[ thecodemeister ]

hey guys

whats happening

[ Courtney ]

Noah! Leave Gwen alone!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Aww, is someone protecting her girlfriend?

[ gothgal ]

like u dont protect @princesslindsay whenever shes called stupid

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

SHUT UP.

[ princesslindsay ]

ahats happeninv?

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Nothng, go back to bed.

[ princesslindsay ]

oka!!!

[ gothgal ]

wait a minute...

[ thecodemeister ]

CUZ IM A SWINGING

SPACE AGEEEEEEE

BACHELOR MAN!!!!

[ gothgal ]

youre so ricky coded

[ thecodemeister ]

thanks!!!!!

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[ gothgal ]

uhh hey guys

ever notice that tyler cody and zeke all sound rlly alike

[ noahitall ]

wait.

you have a point.

surprisingly.

[ hideandzeke ]

what?

[ tyler ]

uhhhhh

i dont hear it

[ thecodemeister ]

me neither

[ gothgal ]

DUDE LISTEN

U GUYS SOUND THE SAME JUST A BIT DIFFERENT

[ maricón ]

Oh!

I hear it!

[ noahitall ]

so do I.

now whenever I'm talking to Cody I'll be thinking about Tyler or Zeke.

[ gothgal ]

HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS

THEY SOUND SO SIMILAR

[ thecodemeister ]

we dont

[ hideandzeke ]

i dont think so yo!!

'the cousins'

[ homeschool ]

yo theyre on to us!!!

[ sports ]

DUDE CHILL OUT

theyre not gonna find us out

[ candy ]

yeah!!

its only our voices and we dont sound THAT alike

[ sports ]

idk man we kinda do!!

[ homeschool ]

why cant we just tell them the truth??

[ candy ]

cuz its fun

like... it was pretty funny when all three of us got accepted

[ homeschool ]

haha yeah

hows auntie treating u? we havent heard from her in a while

[ candy ]

oh

uhhh

yeah shes fine!

moms just a lil busy

[ sports ]

and ur dad?

[ candy ]

busy

anyways

hbu tyler hows my uncle??

[ sports ]

good!!

its hard being a single dad but i think hes doing a pretty good job

[ homeschool ]

thats awesome man!!

[ candy ]

yeah!

wait theyre starting to wonder where we are

we gotta go back

[ homeschool ]

so.. we arent telling them?

[ sports ]

no

[ candy ]

no

[ homeschool ]

okay

'yo chris mclean abused us'

[ gothgal ]

where did they go???

they stopped responding

[ noahitall ]

that's suspicious.

[ tyler ]

dude we dont sound alike

[ gothgal ]

YES YOU DO

I CAN HEAR IT PLAIN AS DAY

[ thecodemeister ]

dont be ridiculous 

[ gothgal ]

THERES SOMETHING GOING ON HERE

AND IM GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT!!

[ noahitall ]

okay Sherlock Holmes.

[ hideandzeke ]

okay

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[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Why the hell did I just see Cody crawling all over my damn ceiling like a rabid pack animal?

[ gothgal ]

WHAT

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Yeah.

I think he has rabies.

Surprised it took this long.

[ thecodemeister ]

BCHVSCDggJjbvwhijklLLQLQL

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Cody do you have rabies.

[ thecodemeister ]

VVav avV   a aghu$$';;

[ noahitall ]

what the fuck.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

He's doing it again.

[ gothgal ]

wtf is wrong with him

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Rabies, obviously.

[ gothgal ]

THAT IS NOT RABIES!!!!

[ noahitall ]

send a video right now.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Ugh, fine.

< One video was sent >

< Video start: >

The camera is poining to a Cody with messy hair and sitting down like a dog, scratching himself with his foot. He soon spotted the camera and growled, hissing and arching his back like a cat would before scurrying away.

< Video end. >

[ gothgal ]

are u sure thats cody and not like a possum

[ Courtney ]

I'm pretty sure that is an opossum.

[ Emma237 ]

What is going on here

Oh yeah that's a possum 

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

I know my little brother.

That's Cody.

[ noahitall ]

is he adopted by any chance?

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

No, that would mean his parents actually wanted him.

[ noahitall ]

what.

[ gothgal ]

i think hes a rat

[ Courtney ]

Me too.

[ gothgal ]

hes probably like the ratman ruler of rats

[ Courtney ]

Definitely.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

HE'S NOT A RAT.

[ queen ]

but you are

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

WHAT.

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

[ beth! ]

bee yourself!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

KILL YOURSELF BETH.

[ beth! ]

uhm! okay! rude

[ foodster ]

i love fried rat!!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

If you get near my little brother I will skin you alive you fatass.

[ noahitall ]

okay, baldie, try looking into the mirror before calling someone fatass.

and, maybe, if you do look in the mirror (for the first time ever because there's no way you looked at your reflection and decided that you looked "pretty") you'll be so horrified at your ugly, stump looking face that you fix that raggedy rats nest on your head and fix what you call style and change those ridiculous clothes you whore.

[ gothgal ]

BRO WASNT GONNA LET THAT SLIDE

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Seriously?

[ noahitall ]

seriously.

[ thecodemeister ]

hey guys

[ gothgal ]

hey ratman ruler of rats

[ thecodemeister ]

hi pruney grandma

[ noahitall ]

the hell happened to you?

[ thecodemeister ]

what?

oh i just backread

that wasnt me that was a possum

[ gothgal ]

CALLED IT

[ Courtney ]

I'm always right.

[ Emma237 ]

It was so obvious

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Oh my God.

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[ thecodemeister ]

i love melanie martinez smmm

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

I knew that already.

Lindsay likes her too.

[ princesslindsay ]

yeah!!!!

me snd heather lusten to her togther ometimes!!!

[ thecodemister ]

OOOHHHH YAAAYAAYAYAYAY

i rlly like crybaby

alsoo waitt,, u and heather?? oooh

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Shut it Geek.

We're just friends.

[ princesslindsay ]

but,, we kifssed! :(

[ thecodemeister ]

WHAT

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

gay

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

LURKER.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

GIRLKISSER.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Okay, fine, me and Lindsay kissed.

No big deal. 

[ thecodemeister ]

i cant wait to be lindsays brother in law 

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

YOUR ASS IS GRASS WHEN I FIND YOU.

[ thecodemeister ]

nooo noah protect me

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Noah can't even lift a hat.

What's he gonna do?

[ noahitall ]

fuck off.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

lurker

[ noahitall ]

says you.

[ thecodemeister ]

oh yeah i forgot noahs weak

[ noahitall ]

fuck you.

[ thecodemeister ]

when and where

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Ew. Get a room.

[ noahitall ]

shut up, Cody.

and, Heather, maybe you and Lindsay should get a room too.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

STOP.

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[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

A ding sounded out when a user with herself as her profile picture started a call.

[ theninja ]

Almost immediately, Harolds icon popped up as he joined the call.

"Hello, Heather."

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

It was silent, before Heather scoffed.

"Harold."

[ theninja ]

Harold opened his mouth to say something, before a ding was heard.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

Duncans icon of himself shirtless is seen as he joined the call, instantly speaking.

"Hey, nerds."

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather scoffed once more.

"Who invited the dog?"

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

"Woah, sorry your highness, didn't know I needed permission to join a public voice call."

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

"Drop dead."

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

"Your wish is my command, your highness."

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather scoffed once again.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

Duncan was heard chuckling.

[ theninja ]

"Well, anyways- did you know that hippopotamus' have-"

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather groaned and then slightly yelled,

"Shut up!"

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

"Shut up."

Duncan said at the same time, but his tone was quieter than Heathers.

[ theninja ]

Harold was silent before scoffing.

"Gosh! How rude."

[ Blackheaddgoddess ]

Heather chuckled slightly.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

Duncan also chuckled, a bit louder than Heather, though.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

"Oh, my God, wait, I have something I need to tell you two."

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

"If this is about you being a raging lesbian and kissing Lindsay we already know."

[ theninja ]

Harold hummed in agreement.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather sputtered for a second.

"What- No! It isn't! Listen, I heard from someone that Alejandro has taken a special liking to-"

Just then, a ding was heard and Tylers icon of a dumbbell appeared.

[ tyler ]

"Hey guys! Long time no see, right?"

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather immediately shut up.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

Duncan groaned as he realized he wasn't gonna be able to hear whatever gossip Heather had.

"Fuck this."

He muttered and left the call.

[ theninja ]

Harold stayed silent before speaking up.

"Hey, Tyler."

[ tyler ]

"Hey, Harold!"

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather huffed after a few moments of silence and left the call.

[ tyler ]

"uhh.. what was that about?"

[ theninja ]

"No idea. Wanna hear about the new game I'm playing?"

[ tyler ]

"Sure, dude!"

[ theninja ]

"Right, so, it's the second part of the fnaf vr game help wanted and...."

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[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

I'm convinced that Cody is a six year old in an eighteen year olds body.

[ noahitall ]

not surprised.

what makes you say that?

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

I was about to head out to the store and he asked if I could get him a pizza Lunchable.

[ noahitall ]

oh, my God.

[ kaleidoscope ]

HAHHAHAGGEGWGGAGA THATS UR BF LMAOOAOAOAOA

[ noahitall ]

shut up.

[ Courtney ]

Lunchables are so childish.

[ gothgal ]

i like lunchables

the chicken nuggets r my favs

[ Courtney ]

No way, so are mine!

[ gothgal ]

no way really??

[ Courtney ]

Yeah!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

She switched up real quick.

[ Courtney ]

Shut up, Heather!

[ thecodemeister ]

sorry heather

[ guitarist ]

looks whos with her!

[ Mr.hottie ]

oh my god

[ theninja ]

dang dang diggity danga dang

[ noahitall ]

shut the fuck up.

[ Emma237 ]

Someones in a sour mood

[ noahitall ]

I'm always in a sour mood, thanks for noticing.

[ Emma237 ]

Hahahah

Very funny

[ Courtney ]

She is not laughing.

[ noahitall ]

and how do you know?

[ Emma237 ]

Cause we're hanging out

[ gothgal ]

what

[ Courtney ]

Yeah!

[ noahitall ]

whatever.

I'm funny, you guys just don't have a sense of humor.

[ gothgal ]

the only person who finds you funny is cody

and hes cody so he doesn't count

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Someone's on her period.

[ thecodemeister ]

whats that supposed to mean

[ gothgal ]

shut it you rat

[ noahitall ]

you can't be talking when that weave of yours looks like there's a rat living in there, boyfriend kisser.

[ gothgal ]

defending ur bf huh?

[ noahitall ]

mad your girlfriend's hanging out with someone else huh?

[ gothgal ]

fuck off

[ thecodemeister ]

uhm!!!!

so,,,.. noah?? heehehhehe

[ noahitall ]

I take back everything I said.

[ thecodemeister ]

aw man

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[ thecodemeister ]

hey guys can i invite my bff

[ mamasboy ]

ofc !!

the more the merrier :D

[ thecodemeister ]

cool thanks!

thecodemeister has added wheretheresthunder to 'yo chric mclean abused us'

[ wheretheresthunder ]

theres lighting!

[ noahitall ]

did you really set that as your username just so you could say that?

[ wheretheresthunder ]

shayeah dude

[ gothgal ]

wait.

lighting? 

ugh its you

[ wheretheresthunder ]

who are you again

[ gothgal ]

im gwen??

[ wheretheresthunder ]

OHHHH

who?

[ gothgal ]

omg.

[ thecodemeister ]

hahahah

anyways guys meet lighting 

some of u prob already know him

[ noahitall ]

how the hell are you guys friends?

[ thecodemeister ]

me and lighting met when we were younger and ig we just..

clicked!!!!

[ wheretheresthunder ]

SHA YEAH

[ noahitall ]

right. okay.

[ thecodemeister ]

lighting was always there for me when i needed it

sure he can be selfish but hes actually rlly soft and mushy

[ wheretheresthunder ]

stop lying

[ thecodemeister ]

im not

[ wheretheresthunder ]

he is

[ thecodemeister ]

im not

[ wheretheresthunder ]

he is

[ thecodemeister ]

im not

[ wheretheresthunder ]

he is

[ noahitall ]

oh, my God, shut up.

[ thecodemeister ]

im not

okay

anyways guys my new outfit is pretty gorg

[ princesslindsay ]

..,

uhms, cunty!!

dsid u mean gorgalicious or gorgtastic

[ Blackheadedgoddes ] 

CUNTY?

[ thecodemeister ]

NO LABORIOUSNESSES.

i meant GORG

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

LABORIOUSNESSES?

[ princesslindsay ]

are youa learnwing a foreign lanagye?

[ thecodemeister ]

its SHORT for GORGEOUS 😡

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

you know i always wondered

what lgbtq PLUS meant

like

is it gay premium 

[ noahitall ]

oh, my God

gay premium

[ theninja ]

NO duncan.

the plus means the other sexualities and labels

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

so its not like disney plus

[ theninja ]

no.

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Private messaging between 'Geek<3' and 'nerd<3' 

[ Geek<3 ]

happy halloween

[ nerd<3 ]

what?

it's the New Years, Cody.

[ Geek<3 ]

no

its easter

[ nerd<3 ]

no, it's St. Patricks Day.

[ Geek<3 ]

NO

its april fools

[ nerd<3 ]

happy birthday, but you're wrong.

[ Geek<3 ]

wdym

[ nerd<3 ]

it's womens history month.

[ Geek<3 ]

NO!!

its autism acceptance month!!!

[ nerd<3 ]

no, it's ADHD acceptance month.

[ Geek<3 ]

NUH UH its hanukkah 

[ nerd<3 ]

it's labor day.

[ Geek<3 ]

ITS OCTOBER 1984

[ nerd<3 ]

it's September 11th 2001.

[ Geek<3 ]

ITS THE RELASE DATE OF CPR

[ nerd<3 ]

it's 1929.

[ Geek<3 ]

its july 4th 1919!!!!

[ nerd<3 ]

it's January 1st 1863.

[ Geek<3 ]

its april first 2017!!!

[ nerd<3 ]

it's 4.6 billion years ago when the earth didn't exist.

[ Geek<3 ]

ITS 19 YEARS AGO WHEN U WERE IN UR MOTHERS WOMB

[ nerd<3 ]

no.

it's 18 years ago when you were in your mothers womb.

[ Geek<3 ]

uhmm actually i was in my FATHERS womb :/

hes half seahorse. thats so offensive, noah.

[ nerd<3 ]

oh, my bad.

it's 18 years ago when you were in your fathers womb.

[ Geek<3 ]

ACTUALLY UR WRONG

[ nerd<3 ]

I'm never wrong.

[ Geek<3 ]

ITS ACTUALLY

the new years

YOU WERE WRONG ALL ALONG

[ nerd<3 ]

so were you.

[ Geek<3 ]

NO

[ nerd<3 ]

yes.

[ Geek<3 ]

happy new years nono <33

[ nerd<3 ]

happy New Years, Coco.

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[ thecodemeister ]

heather can i have ur dick

[ Emma237 ]

Wow

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

What.

[ thecodemeister ]

well like u dont want it so can i have it

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

What the fuck.

[ thecodemeister ]

stop being greedy

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

I'm done talking to you.

[ thecodemeister ]

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[ timetopartay ]

yoyoyo what UP

what

just backread

cody u can have mine

[ thecodemeister ]

OMG GEOFF REALKY??!! YYAYAYAY

ty ur so nice unlike SOME PEOPLE.

also dude wherve youve been

[ timetopartay ]

partying!!!!!

[ thecodemeister ]

for

like

a month??

[ timetopartay ]

yeah

[ thecodemeister ]

wicked

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Okay, Cody, I've thought it over.

I'll give you my penis if you give me your vagina.

[ thecodemeister ]

UHMMM DEAL

GET IN THE SURGERY ROOM RN

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

I was joking.

[ thecodemeister ]

IM NOT

[ noahitall ]

what the fuck did I just walk into.

[ theninja ]

actually noah you didnt walk into anywhere this is a groupchat

[ noahitall ]

you make me want to kill myself.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

you and me both

[ noahitall ]

ew, don't relate to me.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

okay wow

[ thecodemeister ]

HEATHER

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

I'm diagnosing you with dumb bitchitis.

[ thecodemeister ]

AW MAN

[ guitarist ]

chariles inferno scartches my brain so much

[ thecodemeister ]

excuse me sir!!

[ Mr.hottie ]

there must be someone youve confused me for

[ theninja ]

if i could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform!

[ noahitall ]

they're doing it again.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

I'll get the hose.

[ guitarist ]

I go to chruch on sunday! truly, usually more!

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door

[ Courtney ]

Duncan?!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Ugh, not him too.

[ thecodemeister ]

duncan... welcome to the family

[ theninja ]

WHAT

NO

[ thecodemeister ]

trent is the mother

justin is the dad

harolds the big brother 

and im the younger brother (even tho im older than harold)

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

i dont want to be in this stupid family

[ theninja ]

AND I DONT WANT YOU HERE

[ gothgal ]

wouldnt you guys all be brothers??

its in rhe name

[ Mr.hottie ]

im boutta make you fatherless harold and cody

i mean

i have to go get the milk!

[ thecodemeister ]

NOOO DAD

[ guitarist ]

me and justin are not dating

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

No one was talking about that.

[ Mr.hottie ]

you wish we were dating

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

No one cares.

[ beth! ]

while we're on the topic of angels ive made a list on who would be an angel or devil!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

We aren't on that topic anymore.

[ thecodemeister ]

i could be ur angle... or ur devl...

[ beth! ]

heather: devil

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Fuck you.

I mean, it's right, but fuck you.

[ beth! ]

geoff: angel

[ timetopartay ]

YAY

[ thecodemeister ]

wow i cant wait to know what i would be

[ beth! ]

bridgette: fallen angel

[ timetopartay ]

WHAT

WHY

[ beth! ]

cause she cheated on you!!

[ timetopartay ]

oh

[ gothgal ]

flashbacks

[ beth! ]

courtney: devil

[ Courtney ]

WHAT.

THAT IS NOT TRUE.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

We all know it's true.

[ Courtney ]

NO IT'S NOT.

[ beth! ]

:/

gwen: angel

[ gothgal ]

what

how

[ Courtney ]

HOW IS SHE AN ANGEL AND I'M A DEVIL.

SHE'S THE BOYFRIEND KISSER.

[ gothgal ]

courtney i thought u forgave me for that?

[ Courtney ]

WELL MAYBE I DIDN'T.

[ gothgal ]

oh

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Finally, some drama.

[ Emma237 ]

Courtney calm down

[ Courtney ]

Right.

Sorry.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Seriously? It was just getting good!

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

thats my princess 

[ Emma237 ]

She is not yours.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

and who are you to say that?

[ Emma237 ]

Her girlfriend

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

WHAT

[ gothgal ]

oh

im happy for you guys

[ Blackheadedgoddess ] 

Ohhhh, the drama!

[ gothgal ]

im gonna go for a bit guys

bye

[ beth! ]

owen: angel

[ noahitall ]

read the room, braces.

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beth! has added sierra to 'yo chris mclean abused us' 

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

What.

Why would you do that?

[ beth! ]

shes changed!

[ thecodemeister ]

bye

thecodemeister has left 'yo chris mclean abused us'

[ sierra ]

wait

beth! has added thecodemeister to 'yo chris mclean abused us'

[ sierra ]

cody pm me

[ thecodemeister ]

:/

Private messages between cody and sierra

[ cody ]

what do you want

[ sierra ]

I just wanted to say I'm sorry for everything I've done.

I've been going to therapy and have learned that my actions towards you were incredibly inappropriate and I shouldn't have done those things at all. 

I'm sorry that I put you through those things, and I hope you can forgive me at some point, but I do not expect for you to forgive me right away and I completely understand if you don't forgive me at all. What I did to you was unforgivable.

[ cody ]

oh

i was

not expecting that.

honestly sierra i think youre a nice person, and i like being friends with you

but i do need some time away i think 

[ sierra ]

That's perfectly understandable.

I'll leave you alone now, thank you for letting me apologize.

[ cody ]

thanks for apologizing... it means a lot

i hope we can become friends

[ sierra ]

me too :)

[ cody ]

:]

'yo chris mclean abused us'

[ foodster ]

whats going on!!

[ beth! ]

well

sierra was added to the group and now sierra and cody went to talk

[ noahitall ]

what.

[ foodster ]

oh!!! sierras here?

hi sierra!!!

[ sierra ]

hi owen!!!!

[ noahitall ]

why does Beth have perms.

and why did she add that stalker.

[ beth! ]

i asked geoff!

and shes changed

[ noahitall ]

yeah right.

[ thecodemeister ]

she has

we just talked and she apologized

[ noahitall ]

oh.

[ Courtney ]

So she isn't an obsessive stalker anymore?

[ sierra ]

no, im not

ive been going to therapy

[ noahitall ]

well.. good for you I guess.

[ wheretheresthunder ]

IS THAT THE CRAZY STALKER U WERE TALKING ABOUT CODY

DONT WORRY LIGHTNING WILL BEAT HER UP FOR YOU

[ thecodemeister ]

OMG. NO LIGHTNING. DOWN.

shes changed and shes apologized!!!!!

[ wheretheresthunder ]

if you SAY SO

but lightning will still beat her up if she gets too close

he doesnt care if shes a girl

[ sierra ]

thats fair

[ thecodemeister ]

lightning istg

[ foodster ]

what is going on

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[ thecodemeister ]

< One video was sent >

< Video start > 

The video started with a pitch black screen, before it moved with the sounds of shuffling and was then pointed down at the hardwood floor. 

The camera was shaky and there seemed to be inhuman sounds and sniffing heard from off screen.

Suddenly, the camera changed and a close up of Codys face was seen for a few seconds before the screen moved away, revealing Cody with wild and messy hair.

His skin was much more pale than usual, and he wasn't wearing a shirt, revealing some scars he had. What was more unusual were the two green antennas on Codys head.

Cody stared at the camera in interest, his much brighter teal eyes moving rapidly. His eye whites seemed to be more yellow too.

Then, he growled like an animal at the phone, revealing he had some sharp teeth.

He pounced on the phone and it fell to the ground, causing the video to end.

< Video end >

[ Emma237 ]

What the fuck

[ noahitall ]

what.

[ thecodemeister ]

hey guys

lightning here

codys having some problems but DONT WORRY

he'll be in tip top shape in no time

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

What the fuck kind of problems?

[ timetopartay ]

NO WAYY BRAH

LITTLE BROS AN ALIEN

[ noahitall ]

don't be ridiculous.

Cody is not an alien, because aliens do not exist.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

chris exists and im pretty sure hes an alien

or some other messed up in the head creature

[ noahitall ]

aliens do not exist, Chris was just a psychopath.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Hate to agree with the nerd, but aliens don't exist.

[ sierra ]

CODY IS NOT AN ALIEN

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

then whats the deal with those antennas huh??

[ sierra ]

HE IS COSPLAYING 

[ noahitall ]

reasonable explanation.

coming from a not so reasonable person.

[ timetopartay ]

i think we should ask lightning!!!!

since hes there with cody

[ wheretheresthunder ]

PFFFSH WHAT

CODY IS NOT AN ALIEN

[ thecodemeister ]

can confirm

im not an alien

what r u guys on???

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

then whats with the antennas little dude

[ thecodemeister ]

like sierra said

cosplay

[ noahitall ]

see? Cody isn't an alien.

'the knowers'

[ c0d3 ]

thanks sierra

[ $i3rr4 ]

OFCCCCC

[ li&htn1ng ] 

yeah that was quick thinking

maybe youre not as bad as lightning thought you were

[ $i3rr4 ]

AWWW TYYYY

im trying to change :3

[ c0d3 ]

im glad :)

[ li&htn1ng ]

lightning does not do emoticons

[ c0d3 ]

aw man

[ $i3rr4 ]

AWW MAN

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[ guitarist ]

hey dude

[ Mr.hottie ]

yeah brah??

[ queen ]

What's going on??

I leave for like a week and Trent and Justin turn into surfer dudes?

[ timetopartay ]

surfer dudes r awesome dudette

[ foodster ]

oh i love surfer dudes!!!

and their accents!!

[ surfsup ]

i like geoffs surfer dude accent

[ timetopartay ]

awww thanks bridge

[ guitarist ]

uhm.. ive got somethin i need to get off my chest

[ queen ]

We're all ears

[ Mr.hottie ]

You do?

[ guitarist ]

hey dude we've been best friends for a really long time now

[ sierra ]

 OH OH ik whats happening... hehehe....

[ noahitall ]

of course you do, stalker.

[ Mr.hottie ]

yeah dude

[ guitarist ]

and theres something i need you to know

[ Emma237 ]

What is going on

What is wrong with this groupchat

[ theninja ]

lots of things

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

harold is one of the main reasons why the gc is so messed up

[ theninja ] 

GOSH

[ hideandzeke ]

leave him alone dunan

[ queen ]

Leave him the fuck alone you white boy greasy green mohawk wearing punk boy wananbe

[ theninja ]

thank you luscious leshawna

and thank you ezekiel 

[ Mr.hottie ]

okay

[ guitarist ]

remember that time we were surfing?

and i almost drowned

[ timetopartay ]

oh no bro

[ surfsup ]

WHAT

YOU GUYS WENT SURFING?

without me :( ?

[ mamasboy ]

aw its okay bridge!

we can go surfing!!

[ timetopartay ]

yoo ill hop in on that!! wicked

[ surfsup ]

aw thanks guys!!

[ Mr.hottie ]

hahahahaahah yeah

[ Emma237 ]

That's not something to laugh about

[ guitarist ]

and you dragged me to the beach? and performed cpr?

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

FAG

[ queen ]

OH NO YOU DIDNT

[ mamasboy ]

no slurs in the main chat duncan

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

ugh whatever

[ guitarist ]

well

NO HOMO

but thats the day i fell in love with you

[ sierra ]

SCREENSHOTTED

IM SO POSTING THIS TO MY TRUSTIN BLOG

[ thecodemeister ]

MY MAN

[ guitarist ]

NO HOMO

but thats the day i knew you were mine

looking into your eyes made me realize

NO HOMO..

[ timetopartay ]

theres alot of homo in this group chat brah!!

[ guitarist ]

but your lips touching mine... changed my life.

[ Mr.hottie ]

BRO.

are you saying what i think your saying?

[ guitarist ]

uhh, yeah, i think so

[ Courtney ]

It's you're, Justin. Not your.

[ Mr.hottie ]

yeah dude i totally get what youre saying

[ guitarist ]

you do?

[ Mr.hottie ]

and ive been wanting to tell you for so long

[ guitarist ]

you feel the same way too?

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

FAGS

[ Courtney ]

Duncan! Shut up!

[ Mr.hottie ]

remember that time at disney world? 

and i ate that giant turkey leg?

[ kaleidoscope ]

DISNEY WORLD

[ guitarist ]

yeah???

[ Mr.hottie ]

and i started choking

until you came along

[ guitarist ]

YEAH I CAME!!!!

[ thecodemeister ]

thats what she said

[ Mr.hottie ]

well 

NO HOMO

but thats the day i fell in love with you

[ queen ]

Aw thats kinda cute

[ guitarist ]

WE'RE SO NOT GAY

[ foodster ]

awwwww!!!

[ hideandzeke ]

you might wanna double check that yo!!

[ Mr.hottie ]

NO HOMO

but thats the day i knew we were right

your body pressed into mine somehow didnt cross the line

[ guitarist ]

why would it have???

[ Mr.hottie ]

NO HOMO

but that day.. changed my life

[ surfsup ]

that is rlly cute!!

[ guitarist ]

the outside world might see as gay but bro we swear we're not!!!!

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

uh huh mhmhmhm for sure u guys are not gay

[ Mr.hottie ]

we're just two bros chilling out

and i think your really awesome

[ guitarist ]

and i think youre really hot

[ Mr.hottie ]

wait what w 

what was that

[ sierra ]

EEEEEEEEKKKK AWWWW AAOMGJSHBDGDHVSGWHSBDB

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

caught in 4k

[ guitarist ]

what?? oh uh

im doing the robot??

[ Mr.hottie ]

what was that??

[ guitarist ]

im gonna smoke some pot??

[ timetopartay ]

WHERE

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

sharing is caring trent

[ Mr.hottie ]

oh uh thats cool

[ Emma237 ]

No it is not

[ Mr.hottie ]

snuggling with you under the covers

no homo

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

this place reeks of fag behavior

[ noahitall ]

is that the only word you know? 

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

no, i got twink in my vocabulary too

oh woah, that word matches you too! no way!

[ guitarist ]

spooning with you just like we're lovers..

no homo

[ theninja ]

saying 'spooning with you just like we're lovers' then saying 'no homo' makes no sense

[ Mr.hottie ]

our lips touch for a minute or two but... 

no homo

[ Ijustgotoutofprison ]

guys watch out its a gay fest

[ queen ]

Shut it you homophobe

[ hideandzeke ]

the gays are in love!!

[ guitarist ]

yeah..

its okay with me if its okay with you?

[ mamasboy ]

AWWWW MY HEART

[ foodster ]

im craving candy now

[ thecodemeister ]

CANDY?!?!!!

[ Mr.hottie ]

IT TOTALLY IS

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

someons excited

[ Mr.hottie ]

NO HOMO

but lets find an apartment together

[ queen ]

Oh yall are moving quick ig

[ guitarist ]

NO HOMO

but lets save money by sharing a bed!

[ theninja ]

thats smart

[ Mr.hottie ]

looking into your eyes made me realize

[ guitarist ]

that i love you more than you could ever know <3

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

What the hell is going on here

[ Mr.hottie ]

my bro...

no homo

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

DID U JUST GET FRIENDZONED??

[ Mr.hottie ]

no you manwhore

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

says you

[ guitarist ]

me and justin just wanted to say..

we're dating!!

[ timetopartay ]

CONGRATS!!! PARTY TIME

[ surfsup ]

geoff no we just had a party

also congrats!!

[ thecodemeister ]

me and harold already knew

drama brothers unite

[ queen ]

I'm so happy for you guys!!

[ guitarist ]

ty!!!

[ Mr.hottie ]

duncan i hate you and your ugly face

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

feelings mutual dumbfuck

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[ thecodemeister ]

yall im craving sugar so badly rn

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Starve.

I have some candy in my purse.

[ thecodemeister ]

thanks grandma

[ surfsup ]

guys i love lana del ray!!!

[ gothgal ]

i like mitski

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Why don't you just kiss each other already then?

I'm turning autocorrect off I hate typing like Courtney.

[ Courtney ]

???

[ thecodemeister ]

heather wheres ur lady bag

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

its where i usually hang up my bags

[ thecodemeister ]

JUMPSCARE WARNING

[ surfsup ]

me and Gwen dont like each other like that!

[ gothgal ]

yeah,

[ timetopartay ]

well i would hope not

though it wouldnt be the first time u kissed someone while dating me :/

[ maricón ]

Oh!

[ guitarist ]

lurker

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

says you

[ Mr.hottie ]

no says you

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

no says both of you

[ noahitall ]

shut the fuck up.

[ surfsup ]

babe... i said i was sorry

[ timetopartay ]

i know

[ Courtney ]

Gwen, where have you been?

[ noahitall ]

busy.

[ thecodemeister ]

GUYS I JUST REALIZED IM ALLERGIC TO MILK

[ wheretheresthunder ]

cody you silly dont you mean youre lack toes in taller ants?

[ noahitall ]

WHAT.

[ thecodemeister ]

yeah i think so

[ noahitall ]

LIGHTNING SAY THAT AGAIN.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY.

[ foodster ]

he said said lack toes in taller ants!!

its where u have a problem with dairy little buddy!

[ noahitall ]

IT'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU DUMBASS.

[ wheretheresthunder ]

NO NEED TO GET SO MAD BRO

[ thecodemeister ]

guys false alarm im not lack toast in toilet ants

[ noahitall ]

YOU IDIOT.

IT'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

jeez noah youre getting mad for what?

are you mad that cody ISNT lack toes and tall or rent?

[ noahitall ]

bye.

noahitall has left 'yo chris mclean abused us'

[ wheretheresthunder ]

such a hater

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[ thecodemeister ]

A ding sounded as Cody started a call, and immediately, his screen loaded, revealing Cody who seemed to be sitting at his desk with his phone propped up.

He was looking off to the side, and he looked down for a second at a piece of paper down on his desk, holding a pen.

He looked back up and then at the screen, smiling.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Once more, a ding was heard as Heather joined and her screen loaded to reveal the girl sitting at her desk with her phone propped up, higher than Codys was and it showed her whole face.

Her eyes scanned the screen with a slightly annoyed expression before speaking. Though, when she spotted Cody, her gaze seemed to soften.

"Hey, Cody."

[ thecodemeister ]

Cody gave a wave.

"Hi, Heather!"

[ timetopartay ]

Geoff joined the call, and the screen loaded and revealed Geoff sitting on what seemed to be the couch in a bright open area.

The blond smiled down at the camera, lifting it up.

"Hey, dudes!"

[ thecodemeister ]

Cody waved again.

"Hey, Geoff, my man!"

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather only rolled her eyes and didn't provide a response, instead going to work and putting on her eyeliner instead.

[ tyler ]

A ding sounded out and Tylers screen loaded, and it showed that he seemed to be at an empty skatepark.

Tyler appeared with a large smile.

"Hey guys!"

[ timetopartay ]

"Hey, man, where you at?"

[ thecodemeister ]

Cody began to chew on his pen as he stared back down on the paper in front of him.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heathers gaze flickered to the screen for a quick second, before looking past the camera and seemingly into a mirror as she continued to do her makeup.

[ tyler ]

Tyler smiled, some wind blowing his hair in his face a bit.

"Oh, uh, I'm at a skatepark right now!"

The camera turned around and showed the empty skatepark, seemingly in the middle of nowhere.

[ timetopartay ]

Geoff nodded with a smile.

"Rad."

In the background, there were some pots and pans that could be heard clashing together.

[ tyler ]

Tyler went to prop his phone up somewhere so the skatepark was in full view, and Tyler walked out with a scooter in his hands.

[ Courtney ]

Courtney joined the call with a ding, alerting the others someone new has joined.

The screen loaded and Courtney was seen sitting at her desk in a professional way.

"Hello, everybody."

[ timetopartay ]

Geoff waved happily.

"Hey, Courtney!" 

Suddenly, the loud sounds in the background stopped and the sounds of footsteps were heard, and suddenly, Bridgette was in frame with a large smile.

"Oh! Hey, Courtney!" She waved, and Geoff only stared at her with awe.

[ Courtney ]

Courtney smiled aswell, giving a small wave. 

"Hey, Geoff, Bridgette."

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather placed a makeup set down and then looked at the camera for a brief second, her stare turning into a glare as she looked at Courtney, before grabbing some blush and a makeup brush.

[ Courtney ]

Courtney seemed to notice, and glared back, even if Heather wasn't looking.

[ tyler ]

Tyler was doing a few tricks with the scooter while standing, wincing a bit when he hit his ankle with the scooter.

He quickly recovered and finally got on the scooter, facing the camera and giving it a thumbs up.

[ noahitall ]

There was a ding when Noah joined the call, and his screen loaded more slowly than the others.

When it loaded, Noah was seen sitting at his desk with a bored expression, his head resting on his hand.

He didn't say anything as he stared at the screen.

[ tyler ]

Tyler looked back in front of him and then pushed, riding the scooter down a ramp.

He immediately started to gain speed, despite the ramp being a bit small, and all was going well until the scooter hit a rock and flung Tyler off and into the cement.

It showed everything, even Tyler rolling on the ground before lying on the ground face first.

There was no sound coming from him.

[ noahitall ]

Noah now had wide eyes as he just witnessed what happened, looking at the other screens to see if anyone else just saw that.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather moved on to doing her nails.

[ thecodemeister ]

Cody was still chewing on his pen and looking down at the paper.

[ Courtney ]

Courtney sat there in shock.

"WHAT. Is Tyler okay!?"

She yelled a bit loudly.

[ timetopartay ]

Bridgette and Geoff both stared at the screens with worried and shocked expressions.

Bridgette grabbed the phone from Geoff, ignoring his protests. "Oh my gosh, Tyler! Is he okay?"

[ noahitall ]

Noah just shook his head while he pinched the bridge of his nose.

[ thecodemeister ]

Cody finally looked up and his eyes flickered over the screen, then looked over to Tyler.

"Oh, shit- is he okay??"

He got closer to screen, trying to notice any movement from Tyler at all.

[ gothgal ]

Gwen joined the call with a ding and her screen loaded quickly, showing Gwen in her bed with a dark hoodie.

She gave a small wave.

"Hey, everyone."

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather almost instantly looked up at the sound of Gwens voice and smiled slightly, before it disappeared quickly.

"Hey, gothie." She said mockingly, painting her nails red.

[ Courtney ]

Courtney smiled as Gwen joined.

"Gwen! Hi! How are you? I haven't heard from you in a bit!"

[ gothgal ]

Gwen, who was originally smiling, looked over to Courtney, her smile dropping a bit.

"oh, hey, Courtney. Yeah, uhm-"

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather glared over at Courtney, cutting off Gwen.

"Hey, some people have lives, you know."

[ thecodemeister ]

Cody began to tap his pen loudly on his desk, looking back down onto the paper.

[ timetopartay ]

Bridgette looked awkwardly at the scene, smiling a bit.

"Uhh, hey, Gwen!" She waved slightly, and there were some shuffling sounds and Geoff appeared next to Bridge.

"Yoo, Gwen! What up, dudette?"

[ Courtney ]

Courtney huffed and leaned back in her chair, her arms crossing.

[ gothgal ]

Gwen smiled softly, waving.

"Hey, Bridgette! Hi, Geoff."

[ noahitall ]

Noah was starting to get irritated as Cody continued to tap his pen loudly on his desk.

[ tyler ]

Tyler finally moved and carefully got up with a groan, holding his head as he shakily got up.

He looked around and then back at the camera, walking over to it with a small limp.

He smiled sheepishly, then winced as he grabbed the phone, the call ending.

[ Emma237 ]

Just as Tylers call ended, Emma joined. Her screen loaded and it seemed like she was walking outside with her phone a bit down at her side.

The phone lifted and showed her face, plus another person walking beside her.

"Hi! Oh, hey, Courtney."

Emma gave a small wave.

[ thecodemeister ]

Cody continued to tap the pen, getting more aggressive.

[ Courtney ]

Courtney leaned back and smiled wide, her face going a bit red. 

"Hey, Emma!"

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather was now glaring at both Courtney and Emma.

[ gothgal ]

Gwens smile faded completely when Emma joined the call, now sitting there awkwardly.

[ timetopartay ]

At some point, Geoff took the phone back and was smiling wide, sitting back on the couch with Bridgette gone. The loud sounds continued.

"Hey, Emma!"

[ Emma237 ]

Emma was smiling wide with a faint blush, and she was about to say something before her phone was taken by the person next to her, and the screen showed a girl that looked like Emma, but with two pigtails with red ribbons.

The girl was cheerful. "Ooh, hi everyone! I'm Kitty, Emma's amazing sister." She ignored the way Emma tried to get her phone back, speeding up her own walking.

Her gaze seemed to land on Gwen. "Oh, hello! You must be Gwen, Courtney talks about you to Emma and then Emma talks to you about me- ow!" 

Emma lightly hit Kitty in the ribs as she spoke.

[ gothgal ]

Gwen seemed a bit shocked, but waved with a small smile.

"Oh, hey, Kitty! I watched you in RR, you were pretty cool."

[ Emma237 ]

Kitty just smiled wider.

"Aw, thank you! And you were pretty cool too."

[ Courtney ]

Courtney watched with a confused expression.

[ timetopartay ]

Geoff waved wildly.

"Hi, Kitty!- what?" He looked off to the side as Bridgettes voice rang out, and he looked back to the screen. "Whoop, gotta go, guys! Cya!"

He waved and left the call.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather went back to doing her nails.

[ noahitall ]

Noahs finally had enough of the annoying, aggressive tapping of Codys pen and groaned.

"Cody, stop that! How would you feel if I started banging you on the table?" He asked with a raised eyebrow, his face in a bit of an angry expression.

[ thecodemeister ]

Cody quickly stopped at the sound of Noahs voice, then froze, his pen dropping as his eyes widened.

It was very noticeable when Codys face got red, the camera catching his face change colors.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather stopped what she was doing and looked at the camera with a disgusted expression.

[ gothgal ]

Gwen froze and stared in shock, before starting to burst out laughing, holding her stomach.

[ Courtney ]

Courtney stared with wide eyes, her eyebrow raised.

[ Emma237 ]

Emma and Kitty were too busy fighting for the phone to notice.

[ noahitall ]

Noah froze as he realized what he just said, and he groaned, his head dropping.

He shook his head and reached for his phone.

"You're all so childish."

Before he left the call, there was a faint blush on his face.

[ thecodemeister ]

Cody gulped and chuckled awkwardly, quickly reaching for his phone and leaving the call.

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

Heather kept staring in disgust and almost immediately left the call.

[ Courtney ]

Courtney blinked, then looked over to Gwen who was still laughing, smiling softly.

[ Emma237 ]

"Kitty!- Be careful! You're gonna break it!-"

"Chill out, I'm not gonna break it!"

"Kitty, give me the phon-"

Emma soon left the call, leaving Courtney and Gwen alone.

[ gothgal ]

Gwen finally calmed down and looked back to the screen, wiping away a tear. Her smile seemed to fade as she realized she and Courtney were the only two people left.

"Oh-.. did they all leave?"

[ Courtney ]

Courtney nodded, still looking at Gwen with a soft smile.

"Yeah, they did. It's okay, we can talk just the two of us! It feels like it's been a while."

[ gothgal ]

Gwen looked over to the side and then back at Courtney, smiling awkwardly.

"Oh, yeah, I'd love to, but I got this.. huge assignment to write and I've been putting it off til the last minute. I should really get to work on that."

[ Courtney ]

Courtneys smile faded a bit as she nodded.

"Well, you should! I can help, if you'd like?"

[ gothgal ]

Gwen was quick to shake her head, softly smiling.

"No, that's alright, Court. I got this."

[ Courtney ]

She nodded and looked off to the side, then back at Gwen.

"Well, see you later?"

[ gothgal ]

Gwens smile seemed to widen, her pale face turning a hint of red.

"Yeah.. bye, Court." 

She gave a wave and then left the call, leaving Courtney alone.

[ Courtney ]

Courtneys smile dropped and she sighed, looking down and then looking back at her camera, reaching for it and leaving the call

Chapter Text

[ beth! ]

ONE TWO SEVEN THREE DOWN TO ROCKEFELLER STREET

LIFE IS MARCHING ON DO YOU FEEL THAT

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

what the fuck.

[ princesslindsay ]

i Knwo this!!

one wtwo seven thre down too rockeeller screet

everttging is more then surreal!!!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

youre both idiots.

[ princesslindsay ]

heather??? :(

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

okay only beth is an idiot.

[ beth! ]

my racha food is very good

but the Indian cook misunderstood

[ thecodemeister ]

IT BURNS BURNS BURNS!!!!

[ beth! ]

Indian curry is so hot!!!

[ thecodemeister ]

IT BURNS BURNS BURNS!!!!!

[ beth! ]

burns like fire oh my god!!!

[ Courtney ]

What are you guys doing?

[ princesslindsay ]

yuo can fool yourseld i rpromise it will help

now evry eingle day i jsust wanna har u say

im so luxky lucky!!! 

im so lcksy lucky!!

im so lovely lovey!

im sao lwoevly lovley!!!

[ hideandzeke ]

yo whats going on 

[ <3 sadie ]

the waters sold in boxes and O2L can sing!!

[ <3 katie ]

goals! actual goals! AF

[ <3 sadie ]

LITERALLY MY LIFE IS

[ <3 katie ]

BEACHES EVERY SINGLE NIGHTT!

[ <3 sadie ]

MESSY BUNS AND CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!

[ <3 katie ]

LITRALLY MY LIFE IS

[ <3 sadie ]

SKINNY WAISTS AND HIGH FASHION!

[ <3 katie ]

RIDING IN THE G-WAGON

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP

[ Courtney ]

Why is everybody saying song lyrics?

[ thecodemeister ]

wait someone add noah back

[ beth! ]

on it!!

beth! has added noahitall to 'yo chris mclean abused us'

[ noahitall ]

why.

[ thecodemeister ]

hey noahinator

[ noahitall ]

do not call me that.

[ thecodemeister ]

why or youll start banging me on the table my moody muffin?

[ noahitall ]

STOP.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

WHAT

[ hideandzeke ]

what....

[ noahitall ]

CODY THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW THAT.

[ thecodemeister ]

do i, noah? do i?

[ noahitall ]

you're so immature.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

WHAT DID TWINK ONE AND TWINK TWO HOOK UP

[ Courtney ]

No.

Yesterday Noah said something and everyone mistook it for something else.

Honestly Noah, you should work on how you word things..

[ noahitall ]

yeah, I know.

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

so you guys arent dating???

[ noahitall ]

no. and we never will.

[ thecodemeister ]

GOD DAMNIT

Chapter Text

[ theninja ]

I CANT BELIEVE MATPATS QUITTING

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

who?

[ theninja ]

MATPAT

HE MAKES THE THEORIES 

THIS IS DEVASTATING NEWS

[ guitarist ]

what

[ thecodemeister ]

matpasts quixtting??

[ princesslindsay ]

quitting*

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[ noahitall ]

Lindsay, you can not be correcting people like that with your own spelling.

[ wheretheresthunder ]

cody! off the phone!

you need to rest

[ noahitall ]

wait, why?

[ wheretheresthunder ]

he got hit by a boomerang like 12 times in the head and got a concussion

it kept hitting him right in the head for some reason!

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

hes like a magnet for trouble.

[ theninja ]

NOT THE POINT

MATPAT IS QUITTING

[ noahitall ]

who?

[ theninja ]

FUCK ALL OF YOU

[ hideandzeke ]

matpats quitting?

[ theninja ]

oh

YEAH HE IS

[ hideandzeke ]

oh no yo

im coming over

[ theninja ] 

oh

okay

[ wheretheresthunder ]

cody is sad matpat is quitting

[ noahitall ]

where are you guys?

[ wheretheresthunder ]

at my house

[ noahitall ]

send me the address.

[ wheretheresthunder ]

what??? why????

[ noahitall ]

so I can check on Cody?

No offense, but I don't think you can take care of him when you think the Eiffel Tower is in Germany.

[ wheretheresthunder ]

hey man im perfectly capable and i failed history!

i think i know how to take care of MY childhood best friend because u know lightning and cody have been friends since daycare

and what, youve known him for 2 years?

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

ohohohoho!!!!!!

[ noahitall ]

you fucking dumbass, you might've known Cody since daycare or whatever the fuck, but I know how to take care of a Cody with a concussion, since I actually have more than one braincell, unlike you.

send me the address.

[ wheretheresthunder ]

no WAY!

lightning doesnt need your help or your presence or you coming inside my house and souring lightnings mood!

you can see cody when hes feeling better

lightning has zero idea why cody likes you so much

[ noahitall ]

fuck you.

[ wheretheresthunder ]

ay man! chill out

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

wow.

[ guitarist ]

what

[ maricón ]

Oh my!

Noah, amigo, are you jealous, perhaps?

[ wheretheresthunder ]

yeah man

[ noahitall ]

oh, what do I have to be jealous about?

[ maricón ]

Maybe the fact that our friend Lightning here is taking care of Cody and you are not?

[ noahitall ]

that's a stupid reason.

Lightning is nothing to be jealous of.

[ wheretheresthunder ]

excuse me!

atleast i can carry a hat and dont blow away when theres a small breeze

[ noahitall ]

at least I don't talk in the third person or say 'sha' in every sentence.

and at least I know geography.

[ sierra ]

IM FEELING SOME SERIOUS TENSION HERE!!!

this will look soooo good on my blog!

[ noahitall ]

keep this off of your shitty blog, Stalkerra.

[ sierra ]

youre mad sooo im not gonna take that to heart!!!

[ guitarist ]

what

Chapter Text

Private messaging between Lightning. and codysloverboy

( lightning & noah )

[ codysloverboy ]

I need help.

[ Lightning. ]

you expect me to help you after what happend??? you insulted lightnings geometry skills!

[ codysloverboy ]

it's about Cody.

[ Lightning. ]

lightning thought you were perfectly capable taking care of him

[ codysloverboy ]

shut the fuck up for once in your life.

I wouldn't have messaged you unless it was serious.

[ Lightning. ]

fine what do u want

[ codysloverboy ]

me and Cody were hanging out, playing video games, like usual, and suddenly he starts getting nervous and is trying to cover something on his head, I think.

he immediately tried to leave the room, saying he had to use the bathroom or whatever. but I swear his eyes looked different, more yellow.

also, I'm pretty sure he's in my vents. I heard him crawl in.

what the fuck is going on, Lightning? I'm sure you know.

[ Lightning. ]

LIGHTNING KNOWS NOTHING

[ codysloverboy ]

I find that hard to believe.

just tell me how to get him out of the vents.

[ Lightning. ]

HELL COME DOWN ON HIS OWN

[ codysloverboy ]

fucking hell, Lightning, just tell me what the fuck is wrong with Cody.

and why did he look so pale?

more than usual, at least.

[ Lightning. ]

OH LOOK AT THE TIME LIGHTNING HAS TO GO BYE

[ codysloverboy ]

what the fuck.

'yo chris mclean abused us'

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

and thats the reason i went to juvie

[ beth! ]

oh my god.....

[ gothgal ]

WHAT...

[ Emma237 ]

Uhm

What??

[ guitarist ]

dude...

[ gothgal ]

UHM.... IGNORING DUNCAN

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

wow okay

[ gothgal ]

geoff give me perms

[ timetopartay ]

on it!!!

also... duncan... thats wild...

[ gothgal ]

thanks!!

gothgal has added K1TTY to 'yo chris mclean abused us'

[ Emma237 ]

Seriously?

[ K1TTY ]

THANKS FOR ADDING ME GWEN

[ gothgal ]

OFC

[ Courtney ]

What?

[ Blackheadedgoddess ]

great, more insane people.

[ K1TTY ]

hi heather

[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

kitty? are you like some discord mods kitten

probably dorkis' discord kitten

[ K1TTY ]

UHM. NO... 

harolds REAL discord kitten is

hang on i gotta let my magic work

[ theninja ]

ugh, duncan, i dont have a discord kitten