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The Life and Times of Percy Jackson

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Mod Bluejay and Mod Chikadee liked to make blogs for all kinds of things. Good friends for many years, they worked together on all kinds of blogs. They certainly didn't expect their blog for the latest "tween terrorists" to blow up the way it did. Nor for it to stick around after the original incident. And yet, they were now the official tracking blog for the (no longer a terrorist) Percy Jackson. They now aimed to update the world on the chaos surrounding Percy Jackson's life, and unravel his insane family tree.

But seriously guys, he was cleared of the terrorist accusations, stop sending asks for that.

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Hello! It's Life and C, here on a joint fic to give you a glimpse into the mortal perception of Percy Jackson. May you have a wonderful solstice! And there are many more chapters to come.

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Chapter 1: TweenTerrorist Tracking

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All scenes are written in reverse chronological order, for the proper tumblr experience. If you want to read it chronologically start at the end <3

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The Official Tracking Blog of Perseus Jackson

@trackingpercyjackson / trackingpercyjackson.tumblr.com

Mod Bluejay (ze/zer and she/her) and Mod Chickadee (they/them and sie/ser) | He’s officially not a terrorist anymore guys stop bringing that up | Blog icon by @PercyJacksonTheTerrorist

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:hey did you see the new statue(link to museum website)? Apparently Sally Jackson made it and it looks EXACTLY like her missing husband. Super ugly realism is what they’re calling it LMAO Honestly I love it. Fuck Gabe. Can’t say I didn’t sing “ding ding the wicked bitch is ~~dead~~ missing” when I found out. We stan sally jackson on this blog. -chickadee #from chickadee#guys I hate him I hate the statue I love the meaning#wish the statue was him#some sort of star-wars carbonite shit#gabe ugliano#emphasis on the ugly 3,582 notes

trackingpercyjackson Update! So recently a report was filed and there was an announcement about Gabe Ugliano, you know, the step-dad of our beloved Percy Jackson (the NOT terrorist, he was cleared guys). Apparently he’s gone missing!? (News Link) I can’t say I’m sad about it, but wow what are the odds? He goes missing the same month his step-kid got kidnapped. Wonder if the big dude that kidnapped Percy Jackson got him? #from bluejay#that would be wild#kidnapped because Gabe owed someone money or smth lol#gabe ugliano#with emphasis on the ugly 8,584 notes

trackingpercyjackson Hey y’all, annoyingly the number does not get you a free appliance but the dude who picked up sounds like an asshole and the many. Many askes we have gotten about it(it’s more then 30 now guys please we can’t answer 30 asks about the same thing) have all said he is a dick(and thank you to @luckofthesea(who has had contact with Percy Jackson before) for telling us that there are some textbook… not great signs here. So keep calling the number and let’s drive this dude insane!! (here is the number: 555-678-6942) -chickadee #from chickadee#not trackingPJ#cw implied abuse#let's annoy this guy to death. Can't believe he tried to blame a child for kidnapping 7,204 notes

trackingpercyjackson Okay guys so with the context that Gabe (the step-dad) apparently sucks a bunch, we’re reviewing all of his statements and he seems to just really suck. Please disregard any and all statements from him in the future. Percy Jackson has enough going on with the whole being kidnapped by a terrorist thing. #from bluejay#anti Gabe#not trackingPJ#please don't send more asks about the potential child abuse btw#please report to CPS if you have suspicions#we can't actually do anything ourselves other than report it too so 1,204 notes

trackingpercyjackson Guys im crying please why is vegas like that please do the LVPD just do nothing? I’m all for ACAB but like… what appears to be a human trafficking casino AND a know serial killer/kidnapper? They have to do something. -chickadee #from chickadee#guys please tell me this is a joke I can't#not trackingPJ#my city isn't like this why is Vegas#I know it is what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas but that's supposed to be like... NOT VIOLENT AND ONGOING CRIM?????#serial killer store#I am also so upset that that's a tag now 6,854 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:okay so not related to all the Gabe and “oh they’re not actually terrorists” stuff going on- but I’m also from LA and can confirm the serial killers store. Real thing here. Except he’s now missing. The tween not terrorists went in, then apparently left. The owner of the store has gone missing though.
They may not be terrorists, but if that one kid could hold his own against that big ass guy with a rifel vs shotgun… uh- he might’ve held his own against this serial killer too
literally screaming what the fuck- he’s just gone now? Cops couldn’t do anything but three tweens on the run from their kidnapper/terrorist could? I’m in disbelief. This is absolutely batshit. #from bluejay#serial killers store #why is that a tag now I hate my life #at least he's gone??? #what happened to his body though??? 5,252 notes

trackingpercyjackson luckofthesea asked:Hey so I used to go to school with Percy Jackson and hearing how he talked about his stepfather was like really concerning and like I’m thinking that Gabe definitely isn’t telling the truth about Percy kidnapping his mom? I met her and she is the sweetest ever and he told Percy to give him his lunch money and get out of his view. Oh my stars that’s horrible. I cannot believe that this is the man providing the story. Yeah that definitely sounds like not good home stuff and this blog is now anti-Gabe. Jeeze Louise.- Chickadee EDIT: thank you to everyone who has submitted stuff about what they have seen relating to potential abuse but we will not be answering those asks out of respect for the family. Please if you see something report it to CPS not us. #from chickadee#guys this is horrible #but also is good to know in context #don't listen to what Gabe has said #tw abuse #tw domestic abuse #no more asks about this please 1,958 notes

trackingpercyjackson I feel sort of silly thinking that a twelve year old could be a terrorist on this level. It’s pretty obvious in hindsight. Also that Gabe dude? His stepfather? Really concerning/weird statements. -chickadee #from chickadee#not trackingPJ #not actually tweenterrorists I guess 35,282 notes

trackingpercyjackson Okay guys so I know that everyone was really interested in that whole “terrorist 12 year old running across the country” BUT an official statement from the FBI was released stating that he is NOT a terrorist (News Link) (and neither are the two other kids with him) and it was actually some other dude who kidnapped him! He and the others got away from the kidnapper when Percy Jackson managed to steal a rifle from the guy. He then proceeded to fight him, shotgun vs. rifle and WON (News Link). This guy got away, so no idea where he is, but the three kids (including Percy Jackson) are safe and on a plane back home. Percy Jackson also said that everyone who wants a free major appliance that lives in the LA area should call his stepfather’s work (News Link) at this number: 555-678-6942 #from bluejay#cannot believe he offered that idk if it'll happen but might as well try #can't believe we all thought there was a 12 year old terrorist#the kids are safe though and that's what's important#the tweenterrorist tag must be retired rip 3,845 notes

trackingpercyjackson topoftheworldbottomofthehill asked:yeah the store is run by someone that literally- like people go in and then they’re just gone. Never seen again. And not like in a “you can never leave” kinda way. Cause you CAN buy from his store, but not if you go in at night. Night time is murder time there. Everyone knows it. Don’t trust the store. Cops can’t find any evidence though so RIP I’m- what the fuck- I’m literally- is this for real? You guys just have a known serial killer murdering people in his store and there’s NO EVIDENCE??? I’m adding on to this because. Dude. Please what do you mean everyone knows. Boycott him? Report him for unsafe business practices? Can OSHA do something? Please we are begging you guys to at least put posters on a lamppost nearby as a warning? -chickadee #from bluejay#from chickadee#I cannot believe this is real#what the fuck #serial killer store 9,492 notes

trackingpercyjackson ACAB and all but SERIOUSLY??? Serial killers store? #from bluejay#i'm going insane are you serious are you joking I cannot#serial killer store 7,204 notes

trackingpercyjackson Okay can we discuss how many sus places there apparently are in major cities? Why is there a kidnapping casino in Las Vegas? Why is there a KNOWN serial killer running a store??? Do you guys NOT call the cops over murder and kidnapping???? #from bluejay#that last ask is driving me INSANE#WHAT DOES THAT MEAN#serial killer store 1,843 notes

trackingpercyjackson topoftheworldbottomofthehill asked:so literally just had a run in with those tween terrorists and the dude literally swung a baseball bat THROUGH me! Like literally THROUGH MY BODY and I have no idea how to process this. They disappeared in that serial killers store. The fucking what. -chickadee #from chickadeehi what the fuck does this mean#im not dealing with this time to channel my inner kindergarten teacher#CALL THE POLICE ON BIG BAD CRIMES#please#please report murders#what the fuck do you mean a SERIAL KILLER STORE#serial killer store#are we reading the same sequence of words 3,913 notes

trackingpercyjackson sillystringstringer asked:Okay but I’m starting to wonder if those tweens aren’t like- on the run from terrorists too. Like think about it, they got into a fight with old ladies, but the bus was blown up by lightning? And so was the car they vanished in? AND think- they apparently had a shit ton of money that they literally just gave away? This is actually a really good point and I’m starting to wonder the same. Think about it, they obviously know the eyes of the media are on them so wouldn’t it make more sense to stay out of public areas? And that whole thing with the diner and the creepy man. I’m going to start giving them some benefit of a bit of doubt. -chickadee #from chickadeethink about it guys they are 3 12 year olds#how would they be getting all this stuff#not trackingPJ 2,481 notes

trackingpercyjackson kate-the-bitch-city asked:I mean, I didn’t see him come out? But I didn’t stick around. Did call the police don’t worry. The other two were just standing on the sand watching him. That’s… so weird? Wonder what they’re doing. Eco terrorison? #from bluejaytweenterrorists#ecoterrorism#trackingPJ 3,913 notes

trackingpercyjackson kate-the-bitch-city asked:[blurry picture of a boy half submerged in water] Uh- I think your tween terrorist just drowned himself in the ocean. Are you sure that’s him? It’s a bit blurry… either way did he come back out? And what about the other two? #from bluejaytweenterrorists#photoPJ#maybe#trackingPJ 2,624 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: I’m the taxi driver who drove them, or well, was a taxi driver that worked in Las Vegas. I just saw those “terrorist kids” and uh- they gave me an infinite debit card. I’m set for life. Are we sure these kids are terrorists and not royalty on the run from terrorists? What do you mean an infinite debit card? Set for life? Are they rich?? Wait- ARE YOU THE TAXI DRIVER THEY MENTIONED??? #from bluejay#infinite debit card#I'm being driven INSANE by this#what does this mean#help I don't understand#DUDE DID THE ACTUAL TAXI DRIVER SEND US THE ASK#tweenterrorists#trackingPJ 6,478 notes

trackingpercyjackson There are currently 5 invisible asks in our inbox and as the only account blocked is the casino one I really don’t feel comfortable guys. I’m sorta freaking out here? -chickadee #from chickadee#not trackingPJ#stalking#guys I really don't feel safe rn#only reason im not more freaked out is that none of this is on a personal device#its all through my library computer 1,304 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:guys I’ve been stalking the lotus hotel since those asks about it and I JUST SAW THE THREE KIDS LEAVE AND GET IN A TAXI??? I called the cops like you said but not sure they can do anything, that driver took off like the cops were on his tail as it is. trackingpercyjackson answered:Thank you for reporting then telling us! Idk, maybe that’s just how it is in LA? The big city where I live is just Like That. Also??? It’s been five whole days since they went in. What were they doing. Why were they in there so long. Honestly this is just making me more suspicious of That Casino. Don’t go there guys. -chickadee We’ve gotten several asks about the Lotus Hotel and Casino, seems there are lots of stories about it. Making a general statement to avoid it if you can. We can’t really do anything to help and we’re nowhere near so we’re kinda just recommending to not stalk the place in the future! #from bluejay#not tracking#this place is super sus guys#do not go there#Lotus Hotel and Casino 6,478 notes

trackingpercyjackson Jeeze Louise we have like 1000 followers now? Thanks? That’s like a ton more then expected but it’s really useful for getting info. Thanks guys and please keep sending in stuff and reporting! -chickadee
#from chickadee#not trackingPJ#not trackingPJ#so confused on how this happened but we are going to roll with it 1,304 notes

trackingpercyjackson lotus-casino-sux asked:No but that casino is so sus guys! Them harboring teen terrorists has NOTHING on the rest of their insanity okay. There’s people who just go in and never come out. Every single local knows to avoid them but tourists have no idea. I swear someone came out one day dressed like he was from the 1800s and legit ACTED like it too. I am a firm believer in avoiding that casino. No idea what’s going on there but if you enter you don’t come out. That… makes it super creepy. Holy fuck do they just search for their name online to counter accusations? What’s up with that??? They hacking people? I want to know more, but probably won’t post more here cause they’re like- freaky #from bluejay#like they already tried to threaten us once???#creeps#dox threat#lotus hotel and casino#maybe report them? Can people investigate#not tracking 7,917 notes

trackingpercyjackson lotus-casino-official asked:There is nothing wrong with our casino, please stop making baseless accusations. Hi this is really fucking creepy im blocking you. Why are you harboring fugitives and stalking random blogs on tumblr? And i saw the other ask that will not be answered how the FUCK do you know our names. -chickadee #from chickadee#stay away from these guys#creeps#stalking#dox threat#hey like this legitimately freaked me out as a minor on the internet#i may not be active for a little won't be able to get to a device#also im reporting this to the FBI#remember guys you can actually do that!#lotus hotel and casino 7,917 notes

trackingpercyjackson Please note while we are not the police we do also want to be kept updated! Just please call the police BEFORE sending us an ask! #from bluejay#tweenterrorists#we are happy for the updates but- call the cops!?#these are terrorists even if they're kids 1,304 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:I think I just saw those tween terrorists in Las Vegas?? What are they doing? Where are they going? They entered that one Casino my parents have banned me from looking at, the lotus casino. Like…. Your parents don't like casinos? Or is there something special about this one? Again, report it. Come on people, WE ARE NOT THE POLICE?? REPORT IT TO THEM??? WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!! Y’all, we want to know what is going on but come on this is a matter of national safety???????? -chickadee #from chickadee#Also thats like super suspicious that the place just let them in#both with them being minors and wanted fugitives#that has to be illegal#tweenterrorists#trackingPJ 6,478 notes

trackingpercyjackson seriously-messed-up-band asked:okay so I saw that news and it’s literally insane? Where did he get the flamethrower? How did it get it UP THERE? And there’s reports that one of the people up there says it was an old lady instead (News Link)??? Like- this is insane. yeah this is driving us up a wall, is their security that bad? #from bluejay#this is all so crazy I can't believe it happened#tweenterrorists 3,582 notes

trackingpercyjackson Hello everyone, it appears the tween terrorists have done it again. There was a report of Percy Jackson in St. Louis, which we have confirmation via an anon asker + picture, is a place they were headed on a train. In St. Louis the St. Louis Arch, a national monument, was blown up, suspected to be by Percy Jackson wielding a flame thrower (News Link). No we do not know how he got a flame thrower. Stay safe out there guys, and remember to call the police or the hotline (800-737-2912) if you see them. #from bluejay#trackingPJ#tweenterrorists#news update 904 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Uhhh- nope, didn’t report it to the police. My parents think I’m being ridiculous so I’m just gonna… wait Hey anon i think you really should report this. Can you text 911? Is that like a possible thing?? If so, do. If not, i think there is a hotline for them (edit: there is, it is 800-737-2912) pull up a news article and show it to your parents but please be safe. -chickadee #from chickadee#dude this is something that needs to be reported#there have been multiple vehicular explosions attributed#trackingPJ#tweenterrorists 3,582 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: [picture of three kids sleeping against each other]
Not even in disguise!
Oh my Gods that’s them- did you report it to the police??? #from bluejay#this is huge#you just casually found them napping on a train!?#trackingPJ#tweenterrorists#photoPJ 3,602 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: I think I just saw those tween terrorists on a train?? We’re heading to St. Louis rn and like- they’re just sitting there napping?? Wait seriously? Did you report this to the police? Are they seriously just sitting there napping? Not even in disguise? #from bluejay#are you serious?#report it to the police if you know!#trackingPJ#tweenterrorists 3,582 notes

trackingpercyjackson Hello everyone, we’re the @tweenterroristforreal blog! Created to keep everyone up to date on the going ons of the missing Person, Percy Jackson. Some basic information to start! Percy Jackson and his mother went missing while on a trip to the beach (news article). Percy Jackson’s stepfather’s car was found destroyed, with signs of being hit by lightning. Neither Percy Jackson nor his mother Sally Jackson were found at the time. Recently Percy Jackson was identified with two other children, one named Annabeth Chase and the other Grover (no last name confirmed). They were identified when they escaped a bus right before it was hit by lightning (news article). They have not been seen since this incident (which happened yesterday afternoon). The current information on the incident on the bus states that Percy Jackson caused it to crash, and that they were harassing some old ladies (news) (unidentified in the aftermath, assumed dead). Be on the lookout for the mysterious tween terrorists, and let the blog (and the police) know if you see them! Mods BlueJay and Chickadee #from bluejay#from chickadee#trackingPJ#tweenterrorists#hope this gets cleared up quick!#I know it seems weird to make a blog for this but a friend of ours#actually knows the kid and woah you have no idea how much shit has happened with him#so this is kinda general stuff too 704 notes

Chapter 2: The Rest of Your (short) Life

Notes:

Wooo! Excited for this one! I spent literally 2 weeks coding it, like 16 ish hours, enjoy!

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The Official Tracking Blog of Perseus Jackson

@trackingpercyjackson / trackingpercyjackson.tumblr.com

Mod Bluejay (ze/zer and she/her) and Mod Chickadee (they/them and sie/ser) | He’s officially not a terrorist anymore guys stop bringing that up | Blog icon by @PercyJacksonTheTerrorist

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:PERCY JACKSON GOES TO MY SCHOOL THIS IS SO EXCITING I HOPE MY SCHOOL GETS BLOWN UP!!!! Good luck anon! Be sure to let us know if it does! #from bluejay#now we wait for the next years drama 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Okay! Mod Bluejay here once more with news! The police have officially ruled out Percy has having a hand in the explosion at his school, I’ve included the official statement (official statement). Apparently there was a gas build up in the boys locker room (highkey concerning) and one of the transfer students threw a molotov cocktail and blew the whole space up way more than planned. (news article) The transfer students have all been arrested, which contradicts the “they legit disappeared into thin air” statements given originally. New statements have been released stating the transfer students fled the scene of the crime. (Link to Public Statements) The school is being closed down for violating safety standards and paying a big fine on top of that. It is going through rigorous examination and review before reopening again, projected to occur in two years. (Link to School's Official Statement) Anyways, seems like everything there cleared up, which is good news! Percy Jackson is once again NOT a terrorist. #from bluejay#even if the is-percy-jackson-a-terrorist blog agrees #trackingPJ#bluejay articles 3,482

trackingpercyjackson be-free-my-feet asked:I keep misreading bjay as bgay lol well. Is it incorrect? One can only speculate… me however. I am what one would call ✨queer ✨ -chickadee #from chickadee#the gay one#my little feathers are flying#just like my freak flag#not tracking 701 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Okay I was gonna suggest that Percy Jackson’s dad is in the CIA or something and is covering for him but uh— Bluejay, Blue, my buddy- Are your uncles in the CIA? No? My one uncle is a scholar and my other is an auditor. #from bluejay#not tracking#bjay you cant leave out info#fun fact guys! Her uncle is an certified internal auditor#a Certified Internal Auditer#those two are#from chickadee 1,287 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:what- what do you mean your uncles dealt with it? Idk they fixed the problem, that's what uncles do. Stuff happens. #from bluejay#not tracking#the following are#from chickadee#dont worry guys im equally as concerned and confused as you#bjay my bestie#girlypop#WHAT#your uncles are like#insanely powerful 5,489 notes

trackingpercyjackson Hey guys, bluejay back! Dw I’m fine, I didn’t get shot just got cut by the glass from the bullet breaking my window. My computer is also fine! We had to move and stuff cause apparently daring an international super rich corporation to assassinate you means they actually *try* to assassinate you. Who knew? DW! I’ll have have a new post reporting about the explosion at the school at the end of the school year up soon. #from bluejay#thankfully my mom isn’t mad #she made my uncles come deal with it#so everything is fine now#not tracking#I’m not dead so I think this worked out#fucking try me bitches#This basically makes me extra cool I think 80,482

trackingpercyjackson Kate-the-bitch-city asked:so do you guys actually know what’s going on with him? What about that big ass explosion at the school at the beginning of the summer? So unfortunately i do not have Lue’s superhuman research skills, and am confined to google and bing on the library computer. My knowledge is limited but lets dive in! Percy Jackson was accused of throwing molotov cocktails at transfer students? Or throwing on-fire dodgeballs. Or having them be thrown at him. After that occurred in the gym, there was an explosion originating in the locker room. After being accused of lighting the building on fire he fled the scene with an unidentified classmate. There are many conflicting reports and no official public statement so stay tuned for the scary amount that my fellow mod will undoubtedly find! - chickadee #from chickadee#bluejay is looking into it as soon as ze gets out of the hospital#ive got so many questions yall#this is why blue does the news posts and main updates#im not great at it#leave me to my data analysis and organization please#i can craft a spreadsheet like theres no tomorrow#literally this was all i could find i scoured the internet#lue how on earth do you find so much stuff??? 7,329 notes

trackingpercyjackson Hey guys! So fun little update! Bluejay is in the ✨hospital ✨because someone tried to shoot her through the window! The bullet missed though, ze’s fine except for some glass cuts and should be released soon. This is why you don't dare megacorps to assassinate you on the internet. No one knows how she didnt get hit. -chickadee #from chickadee#everything is fine everything is ok. #ZE WONT LET ME TAKE DOWN THE POST#guys its fine everything is ok my friend was totally not the target of the hit#sobbing on the ground the sunglasses do NOT hide my tears#its fine shes ok as long as ze stays ok it will continue to be fine 50,230

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:why is it always mod bluejay writing the news posts? I just like writing news posts. And I’m a nerd who goes digging for info all the time. Chickadee supports my deep dives. #from bluejay#idk I’m just a nerd okay#writing lectures makes me happy#I probably get it from my uncle#not tracking 789 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Y’all, Percy Jackson is on the same train as me going to New York. Him, Annabeth (the girl from the terrorist stuff), Grover (Grover the Friend!!! No longer wearing a wedding dress :( ) and someone they call Tyson. BTW Tyson is a sweetheart I’d kill for him he helped me find my missing notebook (I dropped it earlier). He’s apparently Percy’s brother. Oh that must be the other one in the picture! And woah! Big news! He has a BROTHER???? That’s wild how did we not know that? You’d think it’ve been mentioned with everything that was revealed last summer. #from bluejay#glad you found your notebook!!!#Only had Tyson for one day and yet-#Tyson’s tag I think should be that 789 notes

trackingpercyjackson Lawnmower-upside-down-is-a-backflip asked:Ghost Pirate Percy Ghost Pirate Percy Ghost Pirate Percy Ghost Pirate Percy Ghost Pirate Percy Ghost Pirate Percy (Hes prolly not but it would be SO COOL!! But come on guys this is the real world not a fantasy book) -chickadee #from chickadee#not tracking 789 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:More compilations pls what kinds of asks do you get???? Behold! Skittleomletts asked:PINK POODLE CLUB IM GONNA KEEP ON DANCING ON THE HAUNTED CRUISE SHIP PrincessAndromeda4Real asked:stop investigating my ship damn it I worked hard to dodge the law Deathtothegods asked:Begging you to take down your post outing our info I will pay you so much money Ghostpercy4thewin asked:FUCK YEAH GHOST PERCY CREW WE CELEBRATE TONIGHT Anonymous asked:Are you aware of how many crimes you’re committing with this blog? Cease and desist at once. The-triumvirate-official asked:Take down your post or our snipers will get you. Anonymous asked:I love your blog so much never stop this is the premier news source for me. Deathtothegods asked:Can I please hire you I’m begging you Ceilingtoast-butter-goes-up asked:chickadee i will pay you real live money and also like. 3 cookies if you list all 55 states please. Alternatively i need to know how many rivers you think there are in the usa that flow north. You do know north right. I offer 1. Six bajillion dollars to buy my services, alternatively I accept 1 million dollars per day for me to shut the fuck up. 2. Fucking bet, come and get me triumvirate 3. Cookies must be chocolate chip I leave the rest of the answers to Chickadee 1. I will take $20 and a very cool rock if you give me one cookie for my states list! 2. There are 48. Dude that's basic info like. Everyone knows that? 3. Yes i know north i am so good at navigating without a map i can find my way home from anywhere within 40 miles of me. -chickadee #from bluejay#not tracking#fucking try me bitch#from chickadee#these are normal skills yall#like who doesn't know about the rivers#i can name them off the top of my head 2,492 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Where- where did you get those photos- Don’t worry about it #from bluejay 968 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:HOLD UP THATS GROVER I WAS RIGHT HE WAS KIDNAPPED BY PIRATES!!!! Okay anon, I’ll give you this one. It makes as much sense as anything else now. #from bluejay#you were right he may have been kidnapped by pirates#WHY NOT AT THIS POINT#Going insane 2,583 notes

trackingpercyjackson Mod bluejay here with more news. I looked into the claims of the cruise and the horseback stuff and have some updates. First off we’ll start with the very suspicious cruise, the Princess Andromeda. It turns out this is a licensed cruise ship, but the health and safety checks were super basic. It seems to be missing a number of checks beyond getting a generic approval stamp on them. The construction of the ship was for a completely different company however Triumvirate Holdings offered double the cost for it and acquired it before selling it to a shell company which goes by the name “Mount Othrys Rises”. [picture of Triumvirate Holdings Logo] [picture of three figures, extremely dark and blurry and the camera lense appears to be cracked badly] [picture of Mount Othrys Rises Logo] [picture of the cruise ship partially constructed] [picture of the cruise ship in port] If you know anything about Greek Mythology you’ll know this is the mountain the Titans, who ruled before the Olympians, ruled from. Why they named their company this I can’t say. Who owns it beyond that is uncertain but there’s a lot of money being funneled through there, kinda sus. Triumvirate Holdings has made some large donations to the shell corporation, along with a number of other companies. I’m including several articles on Triumvirate Holdings and their work (Link 1, Link 2, Link 3, Link 4, Link 5, Link 6). The owners of the Holdings have never been positively identified and the public face of the company seems to just be a figurehead. I included the one photo we seem to have of the owners. Moving on to the claims of Percy and his friends being forced onto the ship at sword point- [picture of Luke holding a sword to Percy’s back, two large buff security guards on each side] As you can see in the picture these claims are substantiated. The boy holding the sword is Luke Castellan, who has been missing for going on thirteen years now. His mother should probably get professional help as she doesn’t appear to be all there. What happened between them is unknown but there were horses at the port that day. [picture of horsemen with real bows but silly arrows] [picture of one with a real bow and arrows] [picture of a small horse and child on it waving a BB gun] The horses did leap onto the ship and left with the kids but where they went after is unknown. There were no reports or any pictures of the horses outside of the port. Here’s an article discussing the horses at the port (news article). [picture of the horses leaping onto the cruise ship] Anyways, that’s all I’ve got for now on this situation. Will keep looking! #from bluejay#this one took some work #triumvirate holdings does NOT want their info out there apparently #it was hard finding the one picture of the three suspected owners I included#woo that was some research binge#i’m gonna go sleep for the next twenty hours now#trackingPJ#bluejay articles 70,152

trackingpercyjackson ghostpercy4thewin asked:Have you considered that Percy Jackson is actually a ghost pirate and that’s how this all happened? I think you are right on the money. He's actually the son of blackbeard! Thats why he knew how to operate the canon!! -chickadee #from chickadee#for legal reasons this is a joke#legal reasons being #the sanity of jayjay and i when we open the inbox#not tracking 7,283 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:chickadee i am really scared to ask but i need to know. Do you think italy is a state? And also how many states do you think there are??? This is a trick question there are no states:) -chickadee #from chickadee#in all seriousness i know that italy isnt one. Its on europe#and for the number i think there are like 55? 2,583 notes

trackingpercyjackson SHIT WRONG BLOG #from bluejay#STOP REBLOGGING IT GUYS#STOP SCREENSHOTTING MY TAGS 50,230

trackingpercyjackson pukicho pukicho If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise lutey-and-the-mermaid I beg to differ pukicho then beg Source: pukicho #pukicho reblogs#an iconic line I love saying it to my computer when it’s glitching out and demanding I restart it#you have some nice good luck charms BE SATISFIED#if I have to throw you into the damn pool I will!!!#I’m not afraid of the government! 3,035,205 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:How do you lose a whole ass pirate ship???? Two ways! 1) you forget to cherish her:) 2) you put in in las vegas and tell me to find the right state! - chickadee! #from chickadee#not tracking#its not utah i can tell you that much#what else is in that area???#wyoming??#i know its not the boot one tho#not italy or louisiana!#boom three down. Like 50 some to go 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Okay not to doxx that one user but you can’t share the pirate ship thing and expect us not to look it up and ????? ITS REAL???? Here’s the news article!! (news article) Basically yeah what they said, the pirate ship came in and no one knew what to do about it, it had no modern tech that anyone can tell and just- coasted right in expertly and docked and some kids got off. The ship has since DISAPPEARED!!! No one knows what happened to it. This is literally insane. If you check the article one of the pictures is Definitely Percy Jackson- hang on including it- [picture of Percy Jackson in front of a Pirate Ship with Annabeth next to him carrying a golden blanket, Grover is next to them no longer in a wedding dress] So uh yeah- Percy Jackson arrived on a pirate ship. #from bluejay#I’m going insane reading these news articles#you guys cannot imagine the shit going on#I can’t tell what in our inbox is people fucking with us and people being serious#trackingPJ 2,329

trackingpercyjackson Ok i looked it up and like actual geographers don’t agree on where the bermuda triangle is so! Can't fault me for thinking it's fake! -chickadee #from chickadee#i know i'm bad at geography but i feel like there's something more then just me being silly here guys#ignore me that doesn't make sense 820

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Funny about the pirate ship, did you hear about the one in the Bermuda Triangle? Made the news (news article)! (yesss, found a news article before bluejay!) BERMUDA IS A REAL PLACE?????? -chickadee #from chickadee#GUYS I THOUGH PARENTS MADE IT UP SO THEIR KIDS DIDNT WANT TO FLY#THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE EXISTS???#next your going to tell me transylvania is real tooe#congrats on finding something before bluejay! #Whoop whoop! 7,193 notes

trackingpercyjackson MushroomEntropyRulesTheWorld asked:Oh yeah I think they’re fine some guys on horseback charged the boat and got them off. … okay you’re legit fucking with us right? This isn’t real. What the FUCK do you mean guys on horseback got them? #from bluejay#I’m having an aneurysm#TrackingPJ#... probably 9,183 notes

trackingpercyjackson UpsideofDownside asked:HEYYYY!!!! Speaking of the pirate ship, AFTER they got off the pirate ship and sent that random girl in a taxi some college kid held them at sword point and made them get on a cruise, forgot to mention that. HOW DO YOU FORGET TO MENTION THAT?????? #from bluejay#ARE THEY GETTING KIDNAPPED AGAIN????#ARE THEY OKAY????#TrackingPJ 6,129 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Oh holy shit no I know the port they’re talking about cause I ran over when I heard about the pirate ship! No one stopped it from docking cause everyone was so confused. They’re arguing over whether it’s supposed to be there and someone fucked up or not. YOUR TELLING ME. that a PIRATE SHIP. in the year of THIS FUCKING YEAR. not 1660 or something but the modern day!!!! DOCKED? IN FL? BECAUSE NOONE TOLD IT NOT TO???????? -chickadee #from chickadee#what on EARTH#girls guys and swarms of flieswhy#TrackingPJ 6,129 notes

trackingpercyjackson UpsideofDownside asked:HEY GUYS YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT I WAS AT THE PORT IN FLORIDA- not listing the specific one cause doxxing -AND PERCY JACKSON AND ANNABETH AND GROVER GOT OFF A FUCKING PIRATE SHIP LIKE A FULL FLEDGED OLD PIRATE SHIP (along with some random boy and a girl that they shuffled into a taxi real quick and dumped some fancy gold blanket on?) I’m sorry a PIRATE ship??? What?? #from bluejay#what do you mean a pirate ship#are you screwing with us???#TrackingPJ 3,526 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:What is it about Percy Jackson that keeps revealing Insane nonsense going on? First the Lotus Hotel (Raises a cross and shakes a bottle of holy water), then the serial killer store (reportedly still empty though not? Officially closed?) and now this freaky cruise. Gods, I wish I knew nonny. It’s insane #from bluejay#percy jackson the discoverer of mysteries#not tracking 826 notes

trackingpercyjackson dothestickandpokey asked:Chickadee your so right percy jackson is just a tumblr blorbo [referring to this tag: #(single kid who keeps ending up in situations)] NOOO HE SO IS 😭😭 Someone stop putting that boy in situations if life were fanfic he needs a slice of life fic asap -chickadee #from bluejay#all jokes aside he is a real person and remember to respect that.#not tracking 826 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Oh my Gosh no my Aunt went on that cruise, it cost a fortune and all she says is it was nice but she’s got this weird ass smile saying it??? She can’t tell us anything that happened on it either we were convinced she got like kidnapped?? Roofied??? Idk!? Take her to the neurologist or something i beg of you please - chickadee #from chickadee#i Do Not Like This#bad vibes#why is everyone and their mother connected to this cruise#blue please tell me you aren't your always connected to weird shite#trackingPJ#< - No I don’t know anything about this cruise #it sounds freaky#I’ll look into it 1,345 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Hi I think I heard a friend talking about that cruise. They said the same thing, they don’t remember anything. Also for some reason there was a hot pink poodle just going ham in the buffet? Did they like drug the food????????? WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS????? Jay and i are both geting like. So concerned abt this and EVERY SINGLE THING I HEAR IS BATSHIT INSANE???? -chickadee #from chickadee#what the fuck what the fuckkkkk#iconic of the hot pink poodle tho#love that sm#chappel roan core#trackingPJ 1,345 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Oh shit, actually I think he SHOT the security guard? There was a gun I think. But uhhhh the security guard wasn’t injured? Idk, like I said, fever dream of a cruise. HE SHOT THE SECURITY GUARD???? #from bluejay#okay seriously concerned about this cruise#what do you MEAN your mom won it as a free cruise???#that was in another ask btw#I’m just#what#trackingPJ 1,714 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:No yeah that cruise was INSANE. I swear I was drugged the whole time? My memories of the whole thing are foggy. It had a lot of weird ass people there? Everyone was smiling all the time? I think I said “we are going to have fun at the pool!” unironically in response to “children are we going to have fun at the pool?” (also said smiling creepily). Legit that cruise was a fever dream. Anyways, Percy Jackson threw a security guard into the pool I think. I… I don’t even know where to START with this. Why were you on this cruise? Did you get drugged? Are you okay? What company was this with??? #from bluejay#weird cruise?#trackingPJ#and he threw a security guard INTO THE POOL??? 1,945 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Okay so I know there hasn’t been much Percy Jackson news lately but uhhhh- I was on a weird ass cruise with my parents a few weeks ago and I’m realizing that… I think he was THERE. … what kind of weird ass cruise? Was he on the cruise with you? #from bluejay#weird cruise?#trackingPJ 1,365 notes

trackingpercyjackson My class is reading the iliad/odyssey and wow percy really is just going through the modern version of the odyssey isnt he - chickadee #from chickadee#not tracking#life stuff#i could draw so many paralells 935

trackingpercyjackson Nevermind theorizing about Grover banned again. #from bluejay#GUYS STOP#not tracking 1,492

trackingpercyjackson Hmm, okay I did some diving into those photos of the person in the wedding dress and managed to find a better photo. [picture that is unmistakably Grover in a wedding dress with a GIANT man next to him] So yeah, that’s probably Grover. Don’t know who the giant guy is though. #from bluejay#okay NOW you can theorize about Grover#trackingPJ 1,492

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Hey mods, do you have any other crazy asks in your inbox? I’ve been curious for ages about what kind of “reports” people give you. Behold our ask box ItsTimeToRunFast asked:I need you guys to know that the guy who kidnapped the tween terrorists (not really) has literally not been seen since by anyone. Like- no sightings. He disappeared. I think he got Uglianoed (killed and disappeared like Gabe Ugliano) PJFANBLOG asked:do you know that this is the best fan blog around? I don’t know where you get your info but it’s sooooo good. Anonymous asked: I think Percy Jackson is actually the reincarnation of Perseus from mythology. Just think, he had to save his mom and kill an abusive dick too. Tween-terrorists-rule-the-world asked:it’s a tweeeeen terrorrrrist revoluuuuuution!!!!! I’m loving their dedication!!! Anonymous asked:Okay so I was thinking about Percy Jackson today and what if he’s just a mythical being? Like you know the origin of monster is monstrum which is a divine omen right? Everywhere he shows up stuff happens. It’s like his arrival is a warning so I’m just thinking- Anonymous asked:GROVER CAN’T GET MARRIED TO THE MOB I NEED TO MARRY HIM FIRST NOOOOOO Bringmehomebringmehomedead asked:I think everyone is having a mass hallucination about Percy Jackson. He’s not real. Deathtothegods asked:how are you guys tracking him better than me? I’m literally stalking him????? #from bluejay#not tracking#we both went through and compiled our favorites#from chickadee#behold the asks#<- added this cause you guys kept asking that we make more#so now its a series 1,493 notes

trackingpercyjackson Cum-to-the-Dance asked:It’s the mob actually, mob hits are way more common than you’d think. OneMafiaOnly-Italian asked:DO NOT FORGET THE ITALIAN MAFIA Anonymous asked: It’s the Italian mafia obviously, we all know Gabe was in it. CandyAssassin asked:Why would you think drug dealers would be after him??? Unless he’s running drugs they won’t care. I’d put money on mercenaries first. Anonymous asked:PIRATES WANT TO MARRY GROVER!!!! HE’S BEING CHASED BY PIRATES Gabe-hater-123 asked:I need everyone to remember that Percy’s step dad was totes in the Italian mafia ergo the Italian Mafia is attacking Percy’s friends because Percy murdered his step dad. Anonymous asked:Drug dealers???? Are your anons insane???? Okay guys, I appreciate all the thoughts but we have like SIXTY of these in our inbox right now! We get it! We STILL don’t know if that picture was Grover though! And this isn’t about Percy Jackson, the center of this blog <3 so come on, chill a bit until there’s Percy news. #from bluejay#if it was any of the above surely the news would be talking about it#come on this is getting ridiculouss#until someone confirms that the pic is#Grover the Friend#no more thoughts on Grover#behold the asks#not tracking 2,426 notes

trackingpercyjackson Quick reminder we are a conspiracy blog dont trust us for factual information if its not the actual facts, which will be presented as facts. -chickadee #from chickadee#please stop telling us we are spreading lies #its CONSPIRACIES no shirt its not true#guys we gotta fact check this stuff a liiiitle#guys we gotta fact check this stuff a liiiitle#tiny bit#at least a tad#use your amazinf brains i know you have them#not tracking 935

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:No, I totally think he’s being attacked by drug dealers. I mean they got attacked by that insane guy last summer. He seemed like the kind of guy who would get drug dealers to go after one of the kids that fucked him over. Oms that makes sense cause it would totally be connected cause nothjnf ever isnt - chickadee #from chickadee#love that we've made this one big web instead of the truth#(single kid who keeps ending up in situations)#trackingPJ 1,365 notes

trackingpercyjackson Bringmethebeer asked:Hey Mods, I’m in FL too! That’s where that photo was taken I know that road cause I LIVE THERE. I definitely heard shit going down there and a wedding dress store- bridal store? Whatever was absolutely fucking DEMOLISHED the other night. I guarantee that the wedding photo of Grover is from that. Okokok wait guys why is grover maybe in florida didnt he. Like drop off the face of the earth for the last year. Maybe theres a normal reason???? (zero percent chance of that tho knowing percy) Regardless, the person in that photo looks like they are trying to escape something has someone checked they are ok? - chickadee #from chickadee#why would maybe-Grover be destroying a bridal boutique though#like. what.#not tracking 1,103 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Hey Mods isn’t this that Grover guy that we saw with Percy Jackson on the news? The one that the school anon mentioned way months ago? [blurry picture of Grover in a wedding dress] Okay, bestie, honey, how are we supposed to know??? Is it- the middle of the night in that picture? The lighting is horrible. All I can tell is someone is wearing a wedding dress! Probably, might just be a long white dress… Regardless, no idea?? #from bluejay#maybe Grover the Friend#please give a better photo so we can judgeGrover the friend apparently does not go to Percy’s school this yearso we’ve been deprived#not tracking 4,192 notes

trackingpercyjackson So we’ve been tracking Percy Jackson some since the terrorist accusations that we mentioned before. There’s some new drama that’s started up now after about a year of silence. Apparently his latest school was set on fire… by him. Or at least that’s what the accusations say. [picture of a burning gym] The students are fine, if a bit traumatized. But the stories coming out are a bit mixed up. Several students have been asked questions by a friend of us mods and it seems that some transfer students were the ones actually blowing the gym up? Percy Jackson is probably not responsible, but the stories coming out do specify that he was fighting with the transfer students. Big questions regarding all of this, we can only hope more info comes around soon. #from bluejay#trackingPJ#school bombing#the stories coming out of this are insane but then that seems normal for PJ#I know you guys missed the new drama though the old stories were entertaining 5,193

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:To bluejay: How does your uncle do everything ever that seems superhuman I’ve got two uncles. My mom’s brother is the one who taught me the computer stuff, my dad’s is the one who has the cool ass computer. #from bluejay#both are great but neither are around terribly often #they’re both super busynot tracking 1,294 notes

trackingpercyjackson Totallyturtular asked:for bluejay: raspberry charcoal and sapphire(referring to the things you find i want to dissect your process) for chickadee: russet, lemon, and forest(side eyes your geo knowledge) Lol, which God? And It’s not that hard! Just use keywords!!! I swear, my other uncle taught me how to do this when I was like 5. well sucks for you im broke as dirt:) and :DDD thank you thank you *takes a bow* i’ll be here all week. And i promise i'm good geography pleaseeeeee believe meeeee(crossing my fingers behind my back)(i thought the nile was in south america) -chickadee #from bluejay#legit my uncle is visiting rn and I showed him and he’s just laughing#it’s just putting in notable keywords and boom you get your results#plus of course the good luck charms so your computer loves you#sie DID think the nile was in South America btw#gave me an aneurysm#< replying: listen i was what. 12?from chickadee#welcome to my new stand-up comedy routine#performed live from my soap box in the tags#not tracking#ask game 1,294 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:…. Hour by hour updates? I said what I said its so weird guys -chickadee #from bluejay#from chickadee#i could go to that school and not get lost we were sent a MAPi know the graffiti in the bathrooms#there are some weirrrrrd people out there#not tracking 819 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:That one anon: YOU’RE STALKERS,,, You guys: well yeah but like, only a little bit We could be so much worse! But this is just for funsies, a compilation of his best moments and stuff. Really we expected to drop it once he was arrested but then he wasn’t a terrorist and now it’s like oops, we have an insanely popular blog on him! Honestly it still would’ve been dropped but we got SO MANY updates it’s insane. #from bluejay#our inbox is always full guys we only post a fraction of the stuff in it#especially not the really stalkerish stuffsome kids from his current school literally send us hour by hour updates on him it’s freaky#not tracking 2,925 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Both of you get Apricot you need a better premise than STALKING A TEENAGER Stalking implies more work than we’re putting in imo. Either way, this is more of a fan blog for him at this point ngl. I mean we’re literally being cited in some articles (Link 1, Link 2, Link 3, Link 4). #from bluejay#like look the ethics of this are a little wonky sure#but there is a reddit page on himand it is WAY more stalkerishy#I’ve actually reported a few of the posts that were trying to publicly share his address#we don’t share info like the school name and shit we keep a level of privacy on him#chickadee adding two single tags >#its like second degree stalking at most#you guys do the stalking we compile it (jokes)#not tracking#ask game#sorta? 3,859 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: chickadee! Forest! <3<3<3 When i tell you i fell out of my chair laughing- I'M NOT THAT BAD AT GEOGRAPHY I SWEAR!! -chickadee #from chickadee#we are going to ignore that while standing in a parking lot in las vegas#when asked what state las vegas was indirectly after getting off the plane#very confidently said utah#it is not utah#my team laughed at me#not tracking#ask game 210 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: :) chickadee: charcoal and lemon Awww ur so sweet!! Yippie people find my tags entertaining! Imma be honest. Most of my takes are lukewarm and crafted out of mud. Bee’s over here with like takes that are marble sculptures. But thank you so much!! -chickadee #from chickadee#the sunglasses make a reappearance but when you take them off instead of tears my eyes are full of sparkles#skipping through a field#so you think im FUNNYYYYY#not tracking#ask game 210 notes

trackingpercyjackson I want a fan blog:(((( guys im super cool i swear bjay and i are equally awesome i prommy :D -chickadee #from chickadee#no one loves me i am#hated and alone it seems#wearing super cool sunglasses to look awesome#you remove them and see tears#(im being dramatic and silly)#(im so funny)#not tracking 732

trackingpercyjackson Bluejaylover asked: Bluejay, carmine and mulberry … like as a joke right? #from bluejay#is that- is that a fan blog #oh my gods i clicked through it IS#WHAT#WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH ME#not tracking#ask game 913 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: Bluejay is seafoam and navy and chickadee is lilac and harlequin I don’t have anything wrong with me what does that MEAN??? But so true about chickie Blue my buddy my pal there are so many things wrong with both of us. See: your uncles computer, your ability to just LEARN 12 LANGUAGES IN A YEAR???? And aww thank you<3 unlike jayjay here, I am aware that i am insane:) it comes with the territory of my family. -chickadee #from bluejay#I have nothing wrong with me#I am the epitome of normality#and my uncle’s computer is not wrong! It’s totally functional it’s way better than mine#leave me and my language studies alone#from chickadee#yippie this blog makes someones dash better!#im not thaaaaaat insane!#< said like a liar#not tracking#ask game 1,820 notes

trackingpercyjacksonCpericardium Cpericardium trackingpercyjackson Okay guys, we added an ask game cause we have a bunch of people wanting to play one. Starting easy! Source: Cpericardium #not tracking#ask game 5,293 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:question for the mods, mainly Bluejay: how do you know all this?? None of it comes up on google im- Anonymous asked:Girlypop i wish i knew how ze found half the stuff she does. Its a superpower i swear - chickadee It’s not that hard! You have to do a bit of a deep dive but it’s pretty quick overall. You gotta look for key words and stuff. My mom taught me how to do the research, she works in classics. Research is Huge in that field. It helps that my uncle’s computer is like insanely fast. #from chickadee#blue gotta cut it with you your data gathering scares me in the best way#how long would it take you to find like everything on me on the internet##from bluejay#It’s not that hard!#ive shown you some of the tricks but fr you just need keywords#and why would I need to find everyone on you on the internet?#you’ve told me everything of note?? #not tracking 819 notes

trackingpercyjackson Hi, mod bluejay here. Here’s the article on the blowing up a school bus (news article). Yes it was a 100% genuine civil war cannon, one that was once mounted on a steamboat. No it was not supposed to be loaded. No it was not supposed to be *fireable*. Somehow it fired and blew up a school bus. The school bus was empty at the time and no one was injured. The location was fined for the lack of safety precautions but apparently it’s well documented that the cannon didn’t work anymore so everyone is kinda scratching their heads about it. It’s a wild event for sure. #from bluejay#fieldtrip fiascos#idk what to tag this shit#bluejay articles#trackingPJ 2,614

trackingpercyjackson Masteroftheblunt asked:oh if your freaking out about the shark tank. my younger sis was in his class in elementary and he managed to fire a civil war canon at the bus. Yes it was loaded, no they couldn’t figure out how. OH MY FUCK WHAT. guys i looked this up he was in 5th grade. WHO LET A TEN YEAR OLD FIRE A CANON?? -chickadee #from chickadee#excuse me how the fuck#m so confused and also laughing my ass off#no one was hurt yall dwdw#not tracking 2,826 notes

trackingpercyjackson BlindinglyBeautiful asked:dw! We’re all fine lol. He didn’t MEAN to, apparently, but he got expelled for it anyways. But it wasn’t like traumatizing, was kinda cool. Okay so I looked this shit up and found an article on the subject (no children’s names are mentioned dw) anyways 1. Are you even old enough to be on tumblr? and 2. Holy shit they really did get dumped into a shark tank (news article). So for full context the aquarium was held liable for not watching the kids and telling one to hit a lever (getting wrong lever kronk vibes) which was apparently Percy based on the asks. Anyways the kids were dropped in the shark tank yeah. But! Confirmed no one was hurt, no one even had to be revived really. The sharks just kinda swam around and helped everyone up according to the report. They actually had to make a few kids come to the edge to be pulled out cause they were playing with the sharks. So… yeah, real thing that happened. #from bluejay#shark tank fiasco#trackingPJ#I mean technically it’s old news though#bluejay articles 2,826 notes

trackingpercyjackson BlindinglyBeautiful asked: Hi holy shit I was laughing about Percy Jackson to my mom and she mentioned that I went to school with him as a kid and I totes forgot about his name but legit he was In My Class and anyways we went on a field trip once and he dumped us into a tank full of sharks. … he WHAT #from bluejay#into… a shark tank???#what#please tell me you’re joking#begging you what#did anyone get hurt?#not tracking 2,826 notes

trackingpercyjackson Reminder that disabilities are not cookie cutter one size fits all:) please stop being ableist in our asks about Grover or Bluejay defending him (I’m backing her up here fyi. We both agree on this. Dont go after zer either you dicks.) -chickadee #from chickadee#not tracking#as someone with invisible disabilities who uses aids only sometimes#and who can do much more some days then others#shut UP go away#ableists not welcome#nor other bigots 2,614

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:The kid he was with, Grover? Yeah, he was a weirdo. Disabled enough to get out of P.E. and stuff but I’ve SEEN him run like an insane speed idk how. Plus there was this big deal for part of the year where Percy was CONVINCED we had a teacher called Mrs. Dodds. We’ve NEVER had a teacher by that name??? We got a sub at Christmas named Mrs. Kerr. But after we went to a museum for a field trip he was so dead serious about some Mrs. Dodds. Wow… I wonder who Mrs. Dodds is? Why was he so convinced about her??? This is wild stuff I’m super curious. But you do know disabilities aren’t always simple right? Like he could totally have a problem that prevented general daily use, or made daily activities hard, but did let him run on occasion. Invisible disabilities be like that. #from bluejay#Grover the Friend#trackingPJ#school anon#who is Mrs. Dodds? 579 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Okay hi, I’m using anon cause I don’t have an account but I literally went to school with Percy Jackson last year and first off wow that was a wild ride last summer. But the school year was kinda insane too. Wow, I’m definitely curious about the school year. And for sure the summer was an insane trip. #from bluejay#trackingPJ#hi anon#school anon#what happened in the school year? 579 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Uh- Bluejay- Bluejay how do you know the CIA and FBI policies? Idk what you’re talking about this is public knowledge. Anyone can just look this up. #from bluejay#my uncle told me all about it obv#not tracking 537 notes

trackingpercyjackson Introducing our new @! trackingpercyjackson! #from bluejay#trackingPJ#Since that’s basically what we do now thought it was good to update our user 492

trackingpercyjackson Theories-and-triangles asked:When I used to work at a preschool center there was an incident in one of the rooms where a venomous snake ended up in a kids crib… the kid strangled the snake and no one noticed until his mom came and picked him up that day. You can infer who that kid was. Well based on that you’re here id assume it percy jackson but my bigger question here is how the fuck did a snake get into a preschool and then into a classroom and then into a CRIB with not a SINGLE person noticing????? Also thats fucking bonkers what. A) again, how did the adults let that happen? B) how does a baby in a crib kill a snake the heck. C) what venomous snakes are in urban NYC?????? - chickadee #from chickadee#not tracking#im hoping there were then anti wild animal measures put in place after #or that the daycare was shut down or smth#did a parent bring it in in the morning? 1,924 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:hey bluejay, do you have a favorite rumor about Percy Jackson? Hmm, ngl the terrorist one really stood out but we’ve heard a few people claiming he actually was a terrorist and his dad is in the FBI or CIA or something and covered it all up. That one is pretty wild. #from bluejay#some also say he’s actually an agent for the FBI or CIA but come on#CIA can’t operate in the US without the FBI getting all mad#never would be allowed#not tracking 725 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:this percy jackson dude goes to my school. Seems like a really fucking weird kid. He's friends with the class retard, that dude is so fucked up. Hey shut the fuck up asshole. I’m blocking you cause what the fuck. Don't come onto this blog and send slurs. Can't believe people actually act like this. Disgusting. - chickadee #from chickadee#not tracking#”it's not a slur” shut up shut up shut up#yes it it#and this blog will block anyone sending them#tw slurs 723 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:hey chickadee you know that LA and vegas are different cities and that the serial killer store was in LA and the casino was in vegas? Right? … yep i totally didn't forget this. Guys i'm good at geography im smart i swear. -chickadee #oops...#from chickadee#guys i promise i do know things#any mistakes are just for funsies yep#pretend you didn't see it#not tracking 823 notes

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Chapter 3: The Conspiracy Begins

Summary:

Are immortal children real? Or is this a case of severe doppelgänger syndrome?

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If we get sued for this chapter… we are not accusing Exxon Mobil of having an illegal oil rig in the south pacific ocean… we did this for the lols. Speedrunning Chickadee and Bluejay experience frs

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The Official Tracking Blog of Perseus Jackson

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trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:… are you guys like- wanted by the FBI??? Nah, that would require Exxon mobil admitting to their illegal activity first <3 #from bluejay #we wont tell if they dont <3 72,491 notes

trackingpercyjackson nerdistheword-word asked: LIGHT READING??? You read WWII obituaries for LIGHT READING??? I mean, I alternate! I read declassified documents from various time periods, ancient times philosophy and religion, read about strategies utilized in China, fashion all around the world- I read a lot! The Obituaries are sad but they’re like gentle reading. And as long as we remember the name of the dead, have they truly left us? #from bluejay #Uncle always says the dead are watching over us #all you have to do is say their name #one day is the last day someone will say their name #but today is not that day 5,194 notes

trackingpercyjackson [picture of the start of an ask with the name Exxon-mobil-official asked:] Oms hiiii, so nice to hear from you guys again <3 I will give katya a call do not doubt me<333 study group reunion!!! -chickadee #from bluejay #lol come and find us bitch #from chickadee #do not tempt me:) 1,495 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: DI ANGELO CONSPIRACY!!!! I know!! It’s crazy! #from bluejay #Di Angelo Conspiracy 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS BLOW UP???? Don’t worry about it :) #from bluejay #look it was a small explosion #really hardly worth mentioning #and we made sure it didn’t pollute the ocean so really #its no big deal 50,198 notes

trackingpercyjackson Bluejay here! I’ve been doing some light reading of the Italian obituaries from WWII and found something very interesting! I don’t know how relevant it is, really, as it is from WWII, but there’s been other weird things and ages (cough Thalia cough) so I thought I would bring it up. [Photo of a beautiful Italian woman with two children in her lap. One of the children is a boy barely five years old and the other is a girl maybe seven or eight. The boy is grinning at the camera and the girl is smiling shyly behind her bangs. The mother is elegant and beautiful] This is Maria Di Angelo and her two children, Nico and Bianca Di Angelo. They were killed shortly after the war officially ended by an air strike that destroyed the hotel they were staying in, along with everyone else in the hotel. Maria Di Angelo’s body was discovered, burned to a crisp, but laid out gently with the remnants of tears on her. Her children’s bodies were never found. Nor was her lover, who was said to have been staying there with her according to a worker who left bare minutes before the strike. However, upon seeing the picture of the family in the obituary I was puzzled by the similarities between the children and the pictures we have of the girl in the hat and the information we have on their names (Nico and Bianca Di Angelo… a striking similarity considering all the facts). With this in mind, I booted up some software I haven’t used in a while and “aged up” the children in the picture. [Side by Side comparison of a yearbook photo of Nico Di Angelo, five-year old Nico Di Angelo from WWII, and an “aged up” Nico Di Angelo from that photo] [Side by Side comparison of a yearbook photo of Bianca Di Angelo, seven-year old Bianca Di Angelo from WWII, and an “aged up” Bianca Di Angelo from that photo] As you can see, the similarities between them can’t be emphasized enough. And on top of that I ran a simple facial recognition program and it confirmed 73 of the 80 nodal points were a definite match, ridiculous really considering how much the children would have grown. Anyways, just a little theory to get everyone curious. Do you think the Di Angelo’s of WWII are here now? Or is this one heck of a doppleganger situation? #bluejay articles #from bluejay #Di Angelo Conspiracy #I can’t decide if I believe this or not but its kinda wild #can you believe this? 2,193 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: how in the ever living fuck is Bluejay only wanted by the Triumberate at this point? Simple: Ze is wanted by several more groups:)))))))) -chickadee #from chickadee #not tracking #i can think of 3 off the top of my head #im going to go insane guys it cant be that hard to not be wanted by multiple mega-corporations #how does a teenager get amazon on their back #AMAZON #bluejay tags now #Its not my fault Amazon is a little bitch #it is annoying that I cant order from them anymore #Etsy ftw ig #and youre wanted by SIX (6) corporations you dont get to talk #and those are only the ones that know you(ish) were involved! #at least my face isn’t on the Exxon Mobile’s most wanted list #chickadee replying- #HEY ITS ONLY FIVE FOR REAL WALMART CANT PROVE JACK SHIT #the others just wont admit it #ALSO! YOUR NAME IS THO I JUST HAD THE GUTS TO GO IN OERSON #bluejay replies #YOU WOULDNT HAVE MADE IT IF I DIDNT BRWAK THE SECURITY #chickadee- #i set the bomb i lit the fuse! I did the boom and got out alive #Bluejay replyingg #YOUR WELCOME FOR GETTING YOU THE BLUEPRINTS #AND GETTING KATYA THE BOMB OUTLINE #chickadee again #ok fair thank you but i bought all the parts! And assembled it on site!! And i dont even want to go into demo!!! #Thats katydid from schoolgroup #shout out to katydid for getting nitroglyceride #and building the thing #and walking me through all the assembly 80,128 notes

trackingpercyjackson Guys he was already cleared of the terrorist accusations, please stop asking about that. #from bluejay #stop with the accusations #we have like 50 asks about it 9,194 notes

trackingpercyjackson Bluejay here! Turns out the FBI is stupid enough to charge into a serial killer store, though that is at least their job. Thanks to an anonymous tip cough the FBI was informed of a number of suspicious disappearances tied to the quote unquote serial killer store which they looked into. This investigation discovered not much in the way of human remains… but what little they did find is uh- a bit creepy. I won’t be including pictures because tumblr will take them down lol. The full inventory of the store includes a lot of irrelevant things but relevant to the serial killer bit are: 1. A bloody ax, stained with sixteen different people’s blood and counting. 2. Blood stained sheets, only six sets 3. Cleaning supplies to remove blood from fabric, a huge stash 4. Remains of human bones being carved into various tools including but not limited to sewing needs, scissors, knives, spoons, and forks. 5. Remains of human bones not yet carved which had teeth marks in them 6. Multiple cuts of human muscle and fat, stored in a freezer. 7. Drinks made out of blood 8. Mail from others discussing their kills, the taste of their victims, and comparing notes on methods of luring them in. 9. Snail mail, serial killer style 10. Recipe book for human flesh Everything is catalogued in the FBI report which can be found Here. So yeah, the serial killer store is Very Much a serial killer store. I’m thinking of calling him the Sleep Nu-rderer (like- sleep number bed- but murderer? I think I’m clever). #serial killer store #welp hope the FBI handles those other killers yikes #from bluejay #bluejay articles 90,103 notes

trackingpercyjackson Bluejay here! Percy Jackson has officially been cleared of all potential charges once more because according to the public defender he got he, and I quote, “Never went to DC, prove he traveled there, you can’t, that blog doesn’t count”. Awww <3 we got a shout-out <3 Holy moly our blog is moving up in the world whay do you mean it was mentioned in a court case im so proud of us<3 first time mentioned i court for -chickadee #from chickadee #we should make more shitposts so that any lawyer has to wade through them #also everything on this blog is a joke unless its not and the only true things are the legal things for legal reasons #your honor weve done nothing wrong ever i prommy#from bluejay #lol but he is clear again so#no more tween terrorist for now! 8,193 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: Okay two questions. One: Bluejay do you ever fucking sleep? You’ve been dropping multiple analysis posts with full edited photos, analysis, and compilation of data WITH sources?? Two: Percy is back in New York, saw him, Grover, and Annabeth getting a taxi at like fucking four in the morning for some reason. Why were YOU up at four in the morning??? Glass houses bestie. More importantly tho: interesting. They didn’t take a plane, I checked flight manifests rq and their names show up exactly nowhere. Though more interestingly a Professor Chase (Annabeth’s dad) did file an insurance claim for his car being stolen and is having to explain his flight on his plane without a proper manifest last night. Apparently, the guns had been recently fired. More research on my list! #from bluejay #interesting information #Gonna look into Professor Chase 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: DID YOU HACK THE PANAMA CANAL SECURITY FOOTAGE??? Don’t worry about it #from bluejay #learn how to keyword search ig #next tags are chickadee #that means yes:) but plausible deniability 190,193 notes

trackingpercyjackson Pronounced-dead-at-the-scene asked:hey you two i feel like this is relevant to this somehow and also my jaw dropped didnt bluejay do a whole thing on it? It didn’t look like percy was on the boat, but i was pretty far away [a blurry image of a pirate ship from behind, with the words Queen Anne's Revenge barely visible] trackingpercyjacksonHI HOW WHERE??? Where on this earth did you see this??? Did it get stolen? Is percy taking a trip around the oceans blue? Im- ok i did a deep dive(the front page of google frt, im not bluejay) and IT WAS STOLEN???? FROM A STRAWBERRY FARM. excuse me??? According to News Article Delphi Strawberry Services submitted a- uh- an insurance claim on a recreational PIRARE SHIP RECONSTROCTION???? WHICH WAS SEAWORTHy???? And somehow ligally captained by a 14 year old. So like are we really trusting that the FBI will do anything if they- wait its panama is that cia or fbi? Is that international waters? Didnt the usa dig it? ANYWAYS! The ship has been seen in 4 locations so far, that even i know dont make geological sense. In order, its been seen in anne harbor(which isnt in michigan), lake michigan(which is), the baltic sea, and panama! I only have the photo you have so here are the locations! Wikapedia photo of Panama from 1822 Cape Ann lighthouse from official town website Lake Michigan Birds Eye view The Baltic Sea (Guys! I made the links work!!!!!!!! This took 20 minuts and i had to call jayjay to help me)(i cannot use a computer to save my life)(tis cause i only get to use a computer really twice a week)(aka for longer then 30 min sessions sneaking to the library) OK I THINK I GOT IT ALL!! I am Def Not as good as bjay but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -chickadee trackingpercyjackson Bluejay here! I’m no longer sick and miserable so can elaborate some on the points my dear chicky made. The strawberry farm, Delphi’s Strawberries (which supplies strawberries to five restaurants and three grocery stores in the Manhattan area) has indeed filed a claim on the theft of their “Recreation of the Queen Anne’s Revenge, built 1994, recently restored by one Perseus Jackson”. That’s right folks, officially the ship was recently restored (from the original recreation of it) by Percy Jackson, our beloved not-terrorist. Now, the News Article does confirm the theft of the pirate ship “recreation” was in florida, where they were doing some practice sailing with the ship. No statement was made about the horsemen, the cruise ship battle to the death, or the person taking a taxi away with the golden jacket. I have confirmed the four locations Chickadee mentioned the ship was seen at and collected some photo’s for your convenience. Anne Harbor: Picture Credit [picture of the pirate ship cresting a wave with the cannons smoking, there is a vague blur around the pirate ship as if the photo was taken while falling] Lake Michigan: Picture Credit [picture of a dolphin in front of a pirate ship] No we don’t know how the dolphin got there. The Baltic Sea: Picture Credit [picture of the pirate ship from the front with blur of gold at the bow of the ship, the camera seems to have been shaking when taking the photo] And Panama, specifically the Panama Canal: Picture Credit [picture of a pirate ship going through the gates of the panama canal, obviously a security camera photo] Truly, this pirate ship is a fascinating endeavor. #from bluejay #bluejay articles #dolphins have been very rarely seen in the Lake but uh… uncommon #no idea how it got there 8,129 notes

trackingpercyjackson Thenebulaofourheartandstars asked:okay okay I’m an actual fucking like- astronomer and stuff and like I’m going insane insane I tell you this is- I’m not the one who discovered it first but I work with the one who did (public info dw not doxxing myself) and you- YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS- Okay my boss has been lowkey crazy forever. Insane security at this fucking observatory. But tonight she TORE into the observatory and ripped the fucking telescope down and started recording data and I can’t share a lot cause it’s being released in a few weeks ( 👀now if bluejay finds something that’s not my business) BUT THERES A NEW CONSTELLATION and it is DEF relevant. Okay so I took your words seriously and did some investigating. So! What I’ve learned is that the constellation is being named HuntrX. The constellation itself is said to come up in a fragment of Greek myth, recently translated and being studied, but two stars moved too close together and it messed up the constellation. However they’re saying that a new star came to life and the light just reached the Earth so we can admire the constellation as the Ancient Greeks did. Except?? I’ve watched the video, Chickadee has watched the video, hell I sent it to Red to watch and she agreed. The stars for the constellation Literally Formed In The Sky. [Video attached of the stars going up to the heavens and settling as a constellation] [Video attached of the stars going up to the heavens with enhanced contrast showcasing the stardust very clearly] [Video attached of the stars going up to the heavens with arrows pointing at the path and circling notable spots] DO YOU SEE IT??? We’ve stumbled upon something I don’t understand. I’m going insane trying to parse this info. General Atlas just said busy at my last text so I can’t even ask him. #from bluejay #bluejay articles #astronomy #HuntrX #HuntrX Constellation #sorry for leaking all the info ig 93,193 notes

trackingpercyjackson General-Atlas asked:I have provided some of the requested photos, please do not check my blog as I have been told you are “too young for that” by one of my men. You are thirteen right? How old do mortals need to be for this sort of thing? Sir yes sir General Atlas sir. And uh- of age is 18 but the details are a bit fuzzy about it all? I think some states have it 16? idk I’m not into that stuff anyways so never checked. But for the rest of the blog, go check @general-atlas if you want your pics and request them THERE instead of HERE!!! #from bluejay #General Atlas #yes I texted him pics of all the asks before deleting them #STOP SENDING THEM HERE #all future ones will be deleted #also thank you Mr Mercenary for protecting us 32,193 notes

trackingpercyjackson Pronouned-dead-at-the-scene asked:hey you two i feel like this is relevant to this somehow and also my jaw dropped didnt bluejay do a whole thing on it? It didn’t look like percy was on the boat, but i was pretty far away [a blurry image of a pirate ship, with the words Queen Anne's Revenge barely visible from behind] HI HOW WHERE??? Where on this earth did you see this??? Did it get stolen? Is percy taking a trip around the oceans blue? Im- ok i did a deep dive(the front page of google frt, im not bluejay) and IT WAS STOLEN???? FROM A STRAWBERRY FARM. excuse me??? According to News Article Delphi Strawberry Services submitted a- uh- an insurance claim on a recreational PIRARE SHIP RECONSTROCTION???? WHICH WAS SEAWORTHy???? And somehow ligally captained by a 14 year old. So like are we really trusting that the FBI will do anything if they- wait its panama is that cia or fbi? Is that international waters? Didnt the usa dig it? ANYWAYS! The ship has been seen in 4 locations so far, that even i know dont make geological sense. In order, its been seen in anne harbor(which isnt in michigan), lake michigan(which is), the baltic sea, and panama! I only have the photo you have so here are the locations! Wikapedia photo of Panama from 1822 Cape Ann lighthouse from official town website Lake Michigan Birds Eye view The Baltic Sea (Guys! I made the links work!!!!!!!! This took 20 minuts and i had to call jayjay to help me)(i cannot use a computer to save my life)(tis cause i only get to use a computer really twice a week)(aka for longer then 30 min sessions sneaking to the library) OK I THINK I GOT IT ALL!! I am Def Not as good as bjay but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -chickadee #from chickadee #not tracking #pirate ship saga #guys i tried so so hard with the photos google is my savior #you guys i am even more in awe of Blue cause like i cant figure out where she finds stuff 1,499 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: Anonymous asked: Oh also, I have a cool pic for you [Picture of Percy Jackson riding a whale and waving] WHAT #from bluejay #WHAT #WHATS GOING ON??? #RIDING A WHALE???? 19,294 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: Okay so I don’t know if this was true but there was a homeless man screaming and running around the dock earlier yelling about metal alien angels that landed with people, he was assumed to be high or smth but uh- I remembered this blog and- did he see- fucking metal angels??? Why do only some people seem to see them? Deedee thoughts? BOY DO I EVER ACTUALLY! Ok ok ok listen. ive been thinking abt this for a while and have been debating making a post so this is a GREAT EXCUSE TO DO SO! ok so its like this whole thing in my family that when my sib(kk) was younger she would see things. And dad never could, and mom would just shepherd us away. I was not paying enough attention ever as a kid and didnt usually see them unless smth was pointed out lol(woo thanks for the adhd mom)(all three of us got it but k’s is badddd she fell out of a chair when she was little cause she forgot where her body was) but anyways. so like most of the study group parents did the same thing, kk/a few of the others would mention something and they would all get this look and all us kids would be taken in a different direction. And the things they would see sound remarkably like some of what percy jackson and some of yall have mentioned. Am i saying theres something that lets random people see weird stuff that seems to be partially genetic? I dont know. OH! BLUE didnt you have that one time with some crocodile thing?? And your dad swore it was a local art exibition. Anyways yeah thats most of my theory if you have any experiences like this plz send them to me i have a spreadsheet -chickadee #from chickadee #i think sometimes yall see blues posts and forget that obvi theres a reason we got so close #that reason is a shared love of information mine just is more in crafting spreadsheets and organizing information #im so good at data analysis #but bees research skills evade me #why are there so many people good at random things around me #blue with sier research #kk with chess and also risk?? like how are those connected #i say as if i only possess normal skills #listen i taught myself to code(badly) and thats descended from card weaving kinda so when i got bored yeah i learned to card weave #c is way better then me tho #please send me ur experiences if u have them #also wait why is it our dads who cant see it #maybe the ability to see it is an x chromosome recessive trait? #or coincidence #not enough data to be clear at all #from bluejay #Im starting to wonder #some things are seen #and some are not… #from chickadee 9,148 notes

trackingpercyjackson Ghostpercy4thewin asked:Okay so I swear I saw the fucking angel statues but more importantly-[Picture of a target sign with three arrows dead center]THOSE WERENT THERE TEN MINUTES AGO??? Lmao lol what kind of sharpshooting- #from bluejay #okay okay but #Zoë is a sharpshooter according to the website #and uhhhh #metal angels #who disappeared #FLYING ANGELS??? 9,194 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:I just saw the fucking- angels at the Dam just disappear. I’m going insane. There were fucking- military guys chasing Percy and gang and Percy was about to defend everyone with his life and then just- Angels… the metal ones… they’re gone… so are Percy and gang. Military guys rushed off right after. What the fuck. Did. Did percy & co steal the dam angels. From the hoover dam. In broad daylight. Like how would that happen??? AND PERCY WAS GOING TO DO WHAT????? Anon i am joining you in what the fuck -chickadee #from chickadee #tracking pj #the dam angels #i am giggling over that#also every single time i go to type angels i have to correct it cause i type angles #yes including in that tag #also wdym he was going to defend everyone with his life #like going to die?? 9,194 notes

trackingpercyjackson Bluejay here! Hey guys I know it’s late but wanted to say a few things. First don’t be an ass to Red, she gave us a good bit of info on the trail and I have confirmed Percy (and the groups) appearance at the Hoover Dam. Second: Info on Percy at the Hoover Dam: [Picture obviously from a security camera showing Percy, Thalia, Grover, and Zoë with dusty clothes and exhausted features] [Picture seemingly from someone’s phone but cropped to focus on Percy, Thalia, Grover, and Zoë giggling together] Bianca is no longer with them, why is uncertain but based on their appearance I have some concerns. The security cameras start glitching shortly after Percy separates from the group. Not directly around him, but a moving cloud of static that follows him as he seems to flee from something. [Picture of Percy looking behind him looking scared as he hurries to an elevator] The elevator cameras broke about thirty seconds before Percy ran, why is unknown. The cameras at the bottom of the elevator also broke a few seconds before that. I don’t manage to catch up to Percy again until he’s standing across from a girl that I’m assuming is Red. [Cropped photo with red hearts hiding the body and head of “Red” but showing Percy holding his extremely blurry bat] The bat makes a reappearance! Though Red says it was a sword, and I’m very intrigued by this claim. Unfortunately, the cameras seem incapable of getting a clear view of his bat/sword. Shortly after the traveling static returned. I wasn’t able to clear that up much, though I did my best- [Photo with extreme static, a blurry glimpse of several forms hidden within the static, they’re maybe wearing a uniform] Gonna work on finding a section with less static. There’s more Hoover Dam info we’ve received as well but Deedee called dibs on those lol. Thirdly! General Atlas told me that we’re great and I think everyone should know <3 #from bluejay #bluejay articles #General Atlas #Hoover Dam #Red Alert #hehe I like the tag 1,394 notes

trackingpercyjackson If you come into our inbox and insult people with stigmatized disorders or any disorder i will find you and show up at your house to stab you. Consider yourself warned i will not have anyone spewing that bullshit on this blog -chickadee #from chickadee #i dont know about percy but i have a longsword and i know how to use it #thank you mom for signing me up to learn all sorts of archaic weapons and then getting me my sword #yes im 5’4 #yes i have a longsword #yes i can competely use it #you should see my little sib(kk) shes 4’8 and has a battle axe #my little brother(c) uses twin daggers its really funny #you have three short people two with massive weapons and one with the small weapons #all three could kill u tho #k is 11 c is 9 to be clear 914 notes

trackingpercyjackson Red-uce.reuse.recycle asked:okay so I’m lowkey hoping this is a safe place. I’m diagnosed with schizophrenia (you can check my blog for more information) but this was NOT a hallucination I could physically grab him and shove him into the bathroom. He could see what I was seeing too. He SAW the skeleton things that showed up right after him (they made a weird sound I think it freaked him out and he thought I was one when I blew my nose)? But anyways uh- point is I don’t know what was going on but he was running from fucking skeletons. Hey Red (nickname <3). I can’t speak as an expert of the subject of schizophrenia but this is definitely a safe place for you to share <3 We’ve heard about the time that Percy swung a bag right through a guy too, there’s at least one testimony supporting your own so you can be assured there’s something going on. As for the skeletons… weird, sus, the camera’s at the Hoover Dam aren’t working right and I’m really annoyed. I tried to clear up the images but still couldn’t get a good look other than to confirm that SOMETHING was following Percy when he ran down. The elevator cameras are just gone entirely (much like the museum) but the rest are just fuzzy. I’ll do my best to look into this for you! Please keep us updated if you ever meet Percy Jackson again. Also everyone her blog has cool ass artwork you should totes check it out <3 #from bluejay #I cannot relate to your experience but I will not judge it #I cant say I believe everything people on the internet say #but your story is not crazy with other things weve heard about Percy #idk if this helps you but you can at least be assured it was def real #no matter what others might say #I will investigate its on my list #which is uh… growing a lot lol 28,190 notes

trackingpercyjackson Red-uce.reuse.recycle asked:so percy jackson just stabbed me at the hoover dam HE DID WHAT -chickadee #from chickadee #hi do we have to bring the terrorism tag back???? #tracking pj 49,139 notes

trackingpercyjackson Wow y’all are simps lmao Anonymous asked: hey hey can you zoom in on Atlas more because WOAH Deathtothegods asked: WHY WOULD YOU AT HIM Anonymous asked: if General Atlas wants to give me orders I’ll listen 👀 BlushingBeauty asked:bestie how can you look at that God of a man and not spend three hours explaining how hot he is? gaygaybigay asked:I’m not gay but… I’m gay for General Atlas Anonymous asked: Can we get more pictures of General Atlas? Please? Bitingbleedingfuckfuck asked: I am drooling holy shit does General Atlas have a patreon? An insta? Literally anything? Can he take his shirt off? Wow, reminding people we are TEENS I am NOT sharing some of the asks we got. [a photo of 4 anonymous asks in a row with everything after “anonymous asked:” blurred out. two are 3 lines long, one is only one line, and the last is so long that the entire thing doesn't fit on the screen] I want eyeball bleach some of you have IMAGINATIONS and like. I dont think thats how any of tht works someone send me the video of the emt firefighter dude who just goes no i think i need to send that vid to. Many of you. stars above. -chickadee #from bluejay #from chickadee #do we need to add a dont send us graphic nsfw cause #stars above the things some of you have sent #mr. Atlas i am so sorry if your getting these too #behold the asks 16,294notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Once again suggesting the Italian Mafia is responsible Bestie not everything is the fault of the Italian Mafia. #from bluejay #italian mafia mention #come ooooon get more creative 9,139 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:HI IM BACK THERE WERE SHOTS FIRED AND A FUCKING WILD BOAR SHOWED UP AND KILLED SOME PEOPLE THEY FOUND BONES LEFT BEHIND WTF AND THE GROUP LEFT WHILE I WAS GETTING COFFEE AND HIDING BEHIDN THE WALL TO NOT GETS HOT IM SORRY WHAT. W H A T. Were the shots at the boar?? Please tell me the shots were at the boar. -chickadee #from chickadee #tracking pj #are wild boar attacks common??? #are wild boars even NATIVE??? #ok looked it up #no they arent and they are invasive #BUT ALSO NOT REALLY AROUND??? #anon is your rich neghbor an illegal wild boar farmer 1,843notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: WAIT SUN WEST LINES??? THAT JUST SHOWED UP IN MY TOWN. Legit it’s making a delivery of fancy ass cars some guy up the mountain ordered??? He was bitching that one had crumbs in it lmao. There are also 5 people here and 👀 now that you mention all this I went to the local store (where they are, tiny ass town) AND THATS THEM ITS PERVYCH JACOPQKN IM GING INANE EXCUSE ME THE MACH FUCK TRAIN CAME TO YOUR TOWN??? WITH PERCY JACKSON IN IN???? And the other 4 which once again is grover, thalia grace who is not the right age, bianca from the boarding school, and zoë, whos only record of her existing says shes over a thousand. IM ALSO GOING INSANE W H A T -chickadee #from chickadee #tracking pj #mach fuck train #also why is some random guyvgetting a delivery of tons of cars to a tiny ass town as you call it #anon is ur neighbor rich 8,152 notes

trackingpercyjackson traintime-choo-choo asked:Okay so I work for a train station and I am losing my mind over this train that came by earlier. I would normally not mention this to you BUT you excel at research and more importantly, this train started at a defunct train yard in Washington D.C. where Percy Jackson came from. So, the train line logo is blurred but I sent you the picture in submissions just in case. It was going 356 mph. Yes you read that right. 356 mph. As in, over a hundred miles faster than the fastest train in the world. And yes, the manifest that just- appeared (which no one else seemed to notice???) lists an old defunct train station. Nothing comes out of that train station and nothing has for over 5 years and yet- Anyways, I trust this to be of use to you.WOAH, okay that’s fascinating and I’m definitely diving into information on this train line. Sun West Lines (the one you sent a photo of) excels at super fast delivery. Like speeds that people reviewing have said are “impossible to reach” and “faster than light it seems”. The trains ship out of odd locations every time and are extremely picky on their clientele. There doesn’t seem to be a particular pattern to who they will hire and who they won’t, big companies and small companies. However their largest client is Deity’s United Postal Service (DUPS) which ships from anywhere in the world to anywhere in the world. There are even further options which require a password to access. Unfortunately without the password we can’t see more on that, though I’m uncertain what’s more than “anywhere in the world” unless they also deliver to the moon or something. Regardless, the two seem to work together a fair bit, though Sun West Lines still takes jobs from others as well. A notable inclusion is transport for HuntrX Ent. which is a multipurpose organization that teaches safe hunting practices, protecting nature, helping with disasters, women’s relief, abortion shelters, and so much more! They actually seem really cool but that isn’t what caught my eye the most when looking into all of this. [Picture of the same girl seen in the photos with Percy Jackson wearing the same silvery clothes and holding a bow pointing at a target] GUESS WHO I FOUND That’s right! Zoë Nightshade according to the picture label! She has been with HuntrX since, oh… 1,284 BCE. According to the website. :) Yes you read that right 1,284 BCE, as in over three THOUSAND years ago. So anyways, finally identified her, gonna go run some facial recognition programs <3 #from bluejay #bluejay articles #there’s no way that can be true but I can ID her #in half the photos #some date back to the very beginning of the camera’s INVENTION #and they have PAINTINGS for before that #also though all of these websites have the most insane protection I’ve ever seen #like better than the Triumvirate #gonna have to get out the good keyboard for this 5,193notes

trackingpercyjackson supereffectivedemon asked:what do you mean he doesn’t have an ID in or out of the military- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT???? Why do you guys always ask that which you know I won’t answer? #from bluejay #look if you can’t check who’s in the military where you live #and a few other places #what’s the point? 912notes

trackingpercyjackson Thank you @deathtothegods for confirming that that was @general-atlas in that photo. Here’s the photo again for everyone, with General Atlas circled. [picture of Luke Castellan surrounded by a number of mercenaries and a tall strong looking man in military fatigues who is circled] #from bluejay #general atlas #haha! #victory!! 15,129 notes

trackingpercyjackson Bluejay here again with further information on the group that Luke Castellan was with at the Natural History Museum. [picture of Luke Castellan surrounded by a number of mercenaries and a tall strong looking man in military fatigues] One of the men, dressed in military fatigues, is unidentifiable. He has no governmental ID in or out of the military in the USA, Canada, Mexico, Russia, Greece, Italy, United Kingdom, Spain, Saudi Arabia, India, Israel, North Korea, South Korea, China, Libya, Australia, Germany, Algeria, Colombia, Egypt, Ethiopia, Indonesia, Iran, Malaysia, Pakistan, Taiwan, Thailand, Ukraine, Turkey, Vietnam and France. I was unable to confirm the status regarding Zimbabwe though, they recently changed their filing system and I haven’t learned it yet. The people WITH him though… those guys have IDs. Known ones. Harold Saxon Alexon Achaea Charidemus Herhothens Mathos Berber Bolli Bollason Roger Deslaur A list of the individuals present in the photo above, from left to right. These people are all on wanted lists across the country, with Harold Saxon and Mathos Berber in particular being on the FBI most wanted list. All are mercenaries/guns for hire. It is quite suspicious that they’re there, and right after they plant the teeth? In the ground- [picture of them planting teeth in a patch of dirt] -the cameras across the entirety of the museum complex go out. #from bluejay #bluejay articles #luke castellan #I dont know what this means #other than the fact that I had to email the FBI about the many wanted people at the museum #but it doesnt seem like a good thing #definitely something to keep an eye on #General Atlas WONT TELL ME IF HES THE GUY IN THE PHOTO 7,492 notes

trackingpercyjackson imthekickbitch asked:I think Luke is part of the illuminati Anonymous asked: Whose bright idea was it to hire that numbskull onto their team? He didn’t even finish MIDDLE SCHOOL eatyourpussycat asked:screaming at the fact that he looks like a college student before finals, his final is just terrorizing the museum general-atlas-s-booty asked: Look I just wanna say that he’s lucky to be hired by someone like General Atlas, I mean look at him? He’s a wimp. He’s got a little muscle, maybe, but he looks like he’s decaying where he’s sitting! Anonymous asked: can we get more pictures of everyone with General Atlas- and General Atlas? For no particular reason? the-booty-call-hotline asked:you’re just chatting with a probable terrorist. Did you send his info to the FBI? usairforce asked:seriously how did you get those records? General-Atlas asked: got any other suggestions for Luke’s entertainment? He hates the painting class but I think it’s fantastic. Man, y’all are terrible. Like obviously we sent the info to the FBI but it’s no help without where they are rn and like uh- I’m not doing their job for them. They can learn how to hack government agencies on their own like the rest of us. Which is not an admittance to hacking government agencies, just a theoretical funny answer. Exactly what bluejay said and also. Yall we are teenagers doing this for fun and yeah we are having sooooo much fun but we dont have any legal responsibility to do anything???? You can repor it if u want<33333 we already did what we can and want to<3 and we dont owe you that info<3 I love the dragging of luke like yesss make fun of the nepo baby(?) who lookes vaguely like a drowned rat and sends us asks like a chihuahua on cocaine also why is everyone so obsessed with mr. atlas and also mr. atlas sir you should enroll luke in a yoga or pilates class and also 4 h or something i loved 4h its the only reason im as well adjusted as i am -chickadee #from bluejay #insert zer tags here #from chickadee #i love the block button you be annoying abt our blog you dont get to see it #also i am so well adjusted dont believe what jj says #not tracking #<- bluejay addition #okay bestie #you totes didn’t break your finger yesterday cause you were trying to figure out how to hang eight bird feeders from each other #listen #listenn #it eas not trying cause i succeeded!! #and i broke my finger from getting up there not from hanging them! #bluejay says #THATS NOT BETTER 8,193 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: so now we’re just taking asks from a random guy who admits to working with mercenaries and is trying to hire you and is trying to stalk Percy Jackson? How do we know he’s not the terrorist FRAMING Percy Jackson??? Dude we are literally two teenagers on the internet running a fan/tracking blog for another teenagers insane antics all we do is take asks from random people. Also we know who he is your the one hiding behind anon sooooo like pot calling kettle black? -chickadee #from chickadee #not tracking #and since we yk #*have his name and user* #blue has all the info on him thats possible to find #so shut up and go away #also no ones framing percy dude is just really unfortunate in his timing 209 notes

trackingpercyjackson Annabeth-my-beloved asked: I hope Annabeth is okay, she seems like she’s had a hard life :( Are you sure you haven’t found anything on her? No sorry :( I even checked highway cameras and gas stations, there’s nothing showing how any of the group made it to New York before heading south to DC, much less what happened to Annabeth. I did find pictures of that but not of them getting to New York. The only thing of note in that time was some buildings spontaneously catching on fire from a sunflare. #from bluejay #hope Annabeth is okay too #she hasn’t been seen since the cliff #Ill ask General Atlas! 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Deathtothegods asked: Why would you do this. Why do you WANT his number??? Why are you demanding this??? Why do you want to TALK to him at all? Have you ever considered DMs? I mean we’d post them publicly anyways cause convos with you are always hilarious but I’m just saying- Anyways, of course I want his phone number! I’ve been texting him memes deedee and I made for everything going on. And some links for good painting classes, you should really try it! #from bluejay #luke asks #haha you got your own tag now! #general atlas #luke castillian 1,823 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: okay so it’s all well and good that we’re figuring out the identities of people on this trip but… where’s Annabeth??? She was seen at the school why isn’t she with them? According to @timelordtwing76 annabeth. Fell off a cliff??????? But there was never an obituary and jayjay wasn't able to find any information on it and no one remembered it so. Im really hoping shes just at home or something but she could be at the bottom of the ocean. -chickadee #from chickadee #tw potential child death #i really hope shes ok 1,392 notes

trackingpercyjackson Bluejaylover asked:I dmed you my phone number if you wanna call me please do. Also your researching skills are so hot. I do not want your phone number and I will not call you. I’m a CHILD stop being a creep. #I no longer want a fan blog #from bluejay #haha what the fuck #creeeeepy 1,392 notes

trackingpercyjackson I GOT HIS PHONE NUMBER!!!!! #from bluejay #YAY I GOT THE PHONE NUMBER #will update y’all #not tracking #General Atlas 234 notes

trackingpercyjackson Topoftheworldbottomofthehill asked:Hey guys, I love your blog been following since the beginning. Just wanted to let y’all know the serial killer store is still closed but still??? A functioning store despite there being no one working there anymore. Weird. No one dares to rob it though. It’s nice to get updates on the store status, feel free to let us know if it opens again! And if anyone is stupid enough to go inside, let us know what they find! #hmm #from bluejay #not tracking #serial killer store #so uh #is the FBI stupid enough to go inside? #will update you 8,129 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: Bluejay, have you considered going into journalism? I’m an investigative journalist for a pretty major publisher and your work is better than some of my colleagues. If you are interested I’d love to connect with you. Huh… I’ve never thought about it before. Honestly I’ve always just had fun doing the research! I was planning to go into academics but I might consider investigative journalism. I wouldn’t mind connecting. DM me and I’ll send you an email you can contact me on. #from bluejay #this might be interesting idk yet tho 183notes

trackingpercyjackson Bluejay back once again! There’s been a lot of news atm so it’s a good thing I’m on break from school atm lmao. Today’s news! The discovery of Thalia Grace! Alive! And several years younger than she should be! But maybe you don’t know who Thalia Grace is, she’s not a rockstar. She IS the missing child of the century though. Who is Thalia Grace? Thalia Grace is the daughter of Beryl Grace, who was the star of some of the most famous movies of last twenty years. Some highlights include the Goncharov Remake playing Katya , Mališa: A Bird's Eye View of The Assassination That Triggered The Great War (an iconic film of the Cold War from a Pigeon Eye View) playing the kind (unnamed) woman who feeds the pigeons, To Slash a Slasher playing Bianca, and Of Skies and Stars playing Nii. As you might imagine, she is rather well known. A star of hollywood and considered one of the Most Eligible Bachelorettes despite having two children… at least until her death two years ago. Thalia is one of her two children, the elder. The father’s name is unknown however there are a number of photos of him with Beryl. [photo of a man with stormy blue eyes, in a pinstripe suit, deep black hair with streaks of gray, and a soft look linked arms with Beryl Grace] Thalia Grace was seven years old when her little brother, Jason Grace, was born. She was nine when he vanished while on a picnic with his mother and sister, never to be seen again. Beryl Grace was investigated but was found innocent of all charges. It is assumed to have been a kidnapping. Thalia Grace stood by the fact that her mother abandoned her brother at the picnic location knowingly. Thalia Grace disappeared just a year later, assumed to have run away. Sightings of her were confirmed forthe next two years as she traveled from California to New York. The last sighting of her was in Manhattan before she seemingly dropped off the face of the Earth. However, something of note to me is the fact that the last few sightings of her included not just the boy, about her age, that started appearing about a year and half in… but also a young girl with blonde hair and gray eyes. [picture of three kids, Thalia Grace as a twelve year old, a blonde haired blue eyed boy, and a young blonde haired grey eyed girl who looks strikingly like a young Annabeth Chase] A familiar face appears! And also disappears after these sightings, until the incidents a year and a half ago. Very interesting, I’m uncertain what exactly this means at this time but it seems notable that there is no sign of Annabeth Chase at the moment (after falling off the cliff) while we see everyone else known to associate with her… except the blonde haired boy. Who is also familiar and might be remembered from the incidents this last summer. Luke Castellan, as a child, who was seen this last summer trying to kill Percy Jackson. And, though I know this post was supposed to be about Thalia, I need to inform everyone that upon scouring the museum cameras due to a hunch… [picture of Luke Castellan sitting in the Natural History Museum, looking tired but firm] Luke Castellan was at the Museum as well. Along with a number of suspicious looking individuals that I will dive into in another post. There appears to be something going on between these teens, as Percy Jackson flees the scene of the Museum and Luke Castellan with Thalia Grace, Grover Underwood, and two still unidentified girls. Will they have interesting pasts as well? Where are the children disappearing? What are they doing? Why is Percy constantly being accused of being a terrorist? #from bluejay #the amount of RESEARCH I did here #bluejay articles #Theres something going on but I havent put all the pieces together yet #follow for more conspiracy of the tween terrorists #tween terrorists #the disappearance of Thalia Grace #Grover the friend #Im going insane rn I havent left my computer in like 16 hours #my uncles are coming over in like an hour and I need to finish this up- #Im putting pieces together but I dont know what the picture is yet #General Atlas PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER #not tracking #maybe it is??? 48,104 notes

trackingpercyjackson Beryl-grace-simp asked:THAT GIRL IS THALIA GRACE THATS THALIA GRACE THAT IS THALIA FUCKING GRACE [picture zoomed in on the girl dressed like a goth from the group] HOLY SHIT!!! EVEN I KNOW WHO THAY IS! She dissapeared after her brother jason did and honestly cant blame her if my sibs went missing id fucking leave to find them too! BUT HOW IS SHE THAT YOUNG??? And also HOW IS SHE HERE AGAIN??? Bluejay help all us mere mortals with your amazing research skills pleaseeee -chickadee #from chickadee #not tracking #or would it be #idek 9,123notes

trackingpercyjackson Soooooo what im getting from this is that percy jackson may or may not have killed a lion for its skin… -chickadee #from chickadee #not tracking #This is a JOKE #sorry ive been missing yall i has a bunch of homeschool group meetings and projects that took up all my computer time #honestly fuck the gov for limiting how much time i can have on network a week #GUYS I DONT EVEN DO MY OWN CODING #study group for the win i simply do the physical shit #yes this means i get caught #its worth it tho #we are also planning the homeschool group trip! #def not motivated by where our next target is nope #thank you forever to Butch Cassidy’s dad for always being on district police duty 729notes

trackingpercyjackson linedancingllama asked:one of my classmates showed everyone this blog(military school from a few weeks back) and thats Bianca in the photo with percy and the others. Shes the younger one in silver. Also she looks so different, i never saw her without her hat at school. Granted, she was a few grades below me(shes 12) so i didn't see her all that much but she was so shy?? And would randomly start speaking in italian but coundlt tell you how she knew it and also didnt know what a seatbelt was. Weird girl. Her brother Nico is super enthusiastic but also so weird. But also fifth graders are just like that. Fifth graders are just like that but Interesting… I will do further research and get back to you shortly on this matter. But also… who doesn’t know what a seatbelt is? #from bluejay #bianca #research time! 8,139 notes

trackingpercyjackson Bluejay here as promised! Today we have some fascinating new information on Percy Jackson’s acquaintances! [picture obviously from a security camera of four people, one is recognizable as Grover Underwood, three are girls, two dressed in silver and the other in a punk style] Now, these four individuals entered the museum about twenty minutes before the tiger and/or bear attack. They are visible on camera wandering around following Grover Underwood, recognizable from his adventures the last two summers with Percy Jackson. [picture obviously from a security camera of Grover staring at an acorn in his hand] We are unsure what their goal was, as unfortunately there is no audio around their walk, but they were gone by the time security arrived to handle the (now missing) tiger and/or bear attack. Yes, the tiger and/or bear is missing and has not been seen since the many, many, eye witnesses of the attack calmed down. Regardless, I have yet to dive into the possible identities of the three girls but I will keep everyone updated on that front. I should note, however, that all four of the group were seen with Percy by Kate-the-bitch-city who was kind enough to send us some photos. [picture of the quest quintet on the subway squished together] [picture of one of the girls, the younger looking one, peering out the window worriedly] [picture of Percy, his eyes catching the light, he is wearing a lion skin jacket] I would first like to emphasize the LION FUR JACKET. Lions, Tigers, and Bears… oh my. Secondly, I would like to note the information about them being chased by helicopters and apparently taking at least four different subway lines before kate-the-bitch-city lost them (yes she followed them). Where they ended up is uncertain, but from the pictures they are most certainly trying to run away from something or someone… and they fled whenever the helicopters neared. Finally, it is important to note that the news is running with the Percy Jackson sightings in the museum by multiple individuals and are currently accusing him of either blowing up the museum entrance, stealing freeze dried ice cream from the gift shop, or of fighting the tiger and/or bear. Or possibly all of the above. News Article. Is Percy Jackson a terrorist with a hand in the destruction of the Air and Space Museum entrance? Did he let the tiger and/or bear (and/or LION) loose? Follow the blog to find out! #from bluejay #bluejay articles #I will be investigating the girls in the group shortly to see if there’s any publicly available information on them #General Atlas PLEASE GET BACK TO ME #tracking pj 6,138 notes

trackingpercyjackson @general-Atlas CAN YOU TELL ME IF THOSE HELICOPTERS ARE YOURS #from bluejay #please please I’m so curious #do you have a phone can I call you and ask you questions #WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST HELICOPTER #DO YOU KNOW WHY THERE ARE SO MANY CHICKADEES AND BLUEJAYS #IN MAINE NOW #how did you knock out all of the museum security??? #tracking pj #technically 913 notes

trackingpercyjackson Kate-the-bitch-city asked:Yo! I got some pictures of Percy and some others with him on the subway (being chased by ??? Helicopters???) and I submitted them for your viewing pleasure and review <3 Bluejay especially has some great articles. Thank you! I’ve received them and are reviewing them. I am definitely intrigued, and have some further analysis to do as some of those people were at the museum before the bear and/or tiger incident! A post will be published within the hour with more information. #from bluejay #tracking PJ 1,193 notes

trackingpercyjackson Bluejay found a new victim for her research ze caught the scent of information and shes On The Hunt -chickadee #from chickadee #general atlas if you see this please answer zer questions #for the sake of both our sanity #(justkiddingloveyoubluejay) #not tracking 731notes

trackingpercyjackson Deathtothegods asked:NO YOU CANT WORK FOR HIM I WORK FOR HIM AND IM TRYING TO HIRE YOU Ok the fact that this came so soon after the last ask and before we answered it makes me think yall are in the same place dude are you. Looking at your employers phone?? HANG ON ARE YOU LUKE CASTELLIAN -chickadee #not tracking #from chickadee #also the answer is the same as it has been #no<3 #i think we can take this as an answer to jays question on if luke works for general atlas lmao #luke castillian #maybe 1,394 notes

trackingpercyjackson General-Atlas asked: the two of you seem much more competent then most mortals, I would like to purchase your services for my army. I can promise you positions in the new age. You will receive dental as well. HI GENERAL ATLAS, also what are you talking about lmao? New Age? Is there some long term thing going on- DO YOU WANT TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE CONSPIRACY ERASING DR. THORN FROM EXISTENCE??? I have soooo many questions about the info I put together- GENERAL ATLAS CAN YOU ANSWER MY QUESTIONS??? #from bluejay #general atlas #general general pls I’m begging you does Luke work for you #did you try to kidnap Percy #do you work with the guy who kidnapped them last year #do you know who did it #do you know how Annabeth Thalia and Luke are connected #is Luke actually a little bitch #begging you to tell me all this 3,482 notes

trackingpercyjackson Bluejay here! It’s only been a few months since the last set of accusations about Percy Jackson being a terrorist, and only a week since we learned he’d apparently kidnapped two students from the military school (and maybe a teacher) but we have more news for the tween terrorist tag! Percy Jackson, no longer suspected of kidnapping the kids because the police came to their senses Retraction of Accusations Post, IS however involved with the destruction of part of the National Air and Space Museum, the one in Washington DC: News Article. [Picture of a destroyed entrance area to the National Air and Space Museum] There was apparently an escaped tiger and/or bear… it’s still unclear which though they’re not very alike so I’m not sure where the confusion comes from. Unfortunately, the security cameras all crashed in the ENTIRE COMPLEX ten minutes before the bear and/or tiger attack. As such, there are no photos during the incident. #from bluejay #bluejay articles #chickadee reply- #just missing the lion (bluejay WISHES) #tracking pj #tween terrorist 4,193 notes

trackingpercyjackson usairforce asked:How did you get this information, our servers are classified. Don’t worry about it :) #from bluejay 90,213 notes

trackingpercyjackson Bluejay here! I’ve compiled some information on the academy situation! So there was a report on the missing children, Nico and Bianca, who went missing during a school dance. Despite being informed of Dr. Thorn (a non-binary icon) the news articles mention nothing about them. Having checked the school website it appears that a new teacher has taken their place. This is odd enough on its own, but what's odder is that this teacher is listed as having been there for three years (the time frame Dr. Thorn was said to be there) except when checking the history of the website I found that Dr. Thorn WAS listed in this new teacher’s place up till about 10 seconds after we received the third ask from @timelordtwink76. Upon further research I determined that Dr. Thorn is actually a decorated Air Force Command Chief Master Sergeant which is btw the second highest position one can hold while in the Air Force. I think. I’m not an expert on the air force ngl. Point is, I compiled their records. But I compiled them from historical copies because the internet is forever and even though they were deleted and overwrit I was able to recover the files. They served in the Vietnam war, the Guatemalan Civil War, the Contra War, the Gulf War, Operation Cyclone, Operation Eagle Claw, and the NATO intervention in Kosovo War. In these conflicts they played an important role in leading the air strikes of various targets and gathering intel. They were a key player in targeting Iraq’s air defense systems and personally led some of the intel gathering that allowed successful strikes on their weapons plants. Despite all of this… their records disappeared, at the exact same moment the school website and systems updated to replace Dr. Thorn with another individual. Their role is now attributed to this same teacher, despite not having been less than a week ago. I dearly wish to get my hands on some paper copies to see if they’re impacted at all by this coverup. I’ve linked the PDF copies of Dr. Thorn’s records, let them be remembered even tho they might not be dead: one, two, three, four, five. #bluejay articles #Dr Thorn #Say their name #tracking pj #technically #its probably related 15,193 notes

trackingpercyjackson Georgebaconthesecond asked:I told my boss that when he asked if we had any comments and he laughed so hard he fell out of his chair and had to take some aspirin (he’s got a bad back). He did not send Luke to after school programs though. LMAO, that’s so funny, thank you so much for validating deedee that way that’s hilarious. There are stuff for young adults too, maybe he could do a painting course. I hear it’s relaxing. #and by hear its relaxing #I mean I do watercolors a bunch and it’s super fun and frustrating #don’t let him do oil paints or watercolors if he’s impatient #from bluejay #not tracking #Mr Mercenary 6,183 notes

trackingpercyjackson Georgebaconthesecond asked:The boss may be a bit of an ass but he respects our work and compliments us so we like him more. Plus, we get dental. Luke is just an ass and keeps sulking, he acts like my teenager. If he was my teenager id be sending him to after school programs. I think hes the bosses intern/nephew or something Mr. George bacon the second sir this is fantastic im so glad you get dental and you should tell your boss to send luke to an after school program please do it would be so funny but also dont if it would get you fired -chickadee #from chickadee #not tracking #mr atlas sir if you see this i think your nephew would benefit from a teddy bear or something #Mr Mercenary 1,394 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: hey I attend the school too and I just wanted to say that we have a sudden influx of chickadees and bluejay birds. And uh… is that… your fault… That is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life, please send photos ASAP. I gave myslef a stitch in my side laughing too hard cause like what?????? -chickadee #from bluejay #we manifested them #Im giggling so much what #from chickadee #WE TOTALLY DID #guys send us asks and we’ll send you tons of birds in response maybe sometimes 4,193 notes

trackingpercyjackson Mercenaries finding our blog is a great opportunity to invite people with more information to gossip to us. Their boss just started following us apparently! #very excited #can’t wait for more asks #the boss is asking how we know things but come on #its keyword searches #ive explained this a thousand times it feels like #from bluejay 1,492 notes

trackingpercyjackson I feel like maybe we should take actual mercenaries finding our blog as a sign to stop saying stuff esp with bjay getting shot and all buuuut we will not be doing that lol No ones successfully come after us yet! -chickadee #from chickadee #if they try i just set the studygroup and parents on them #and jay sets her uncles on them #ok but seriously how have more people successfully found blue zer face isnt anywhere and mine is????? #also to any mercenary reading this how did you choose ur imployer im so curious #also whats it like working with luke 2,192 notes

trackingpercyjackson Georgebaconthesecond asked:Boss agreed to follow you. @/general-atlas OMS HE DID HE DID THIS IS SO EXCITING #from bluejay #Mr Mercenary #oms hiiiii general atlas #is that your name? #I’ll assume so 3,189 notes

trackingpercyjackson Georgebaconthesecond asked:okay so I looked into it and the helicopter sensor uh… doesn’t exist? It just fucking vanished? No idea where it went? Our boss (guy who hired us) is REALLY annoyed though. He was muttering about upstart brats messing with his work. Pretty sure Luke Castellan is here too btw, he’s a real sulky kid. Fascinating. Sensors don’t just not exist, but it could’ve broken. But the kids from the school who have been sending asks haven’t found any helicopter parts at All. Please keep us updated on anything interesting going on! You should invite your boss to follow our blog too <3 #Mr Mercenary #from bluejay #is Luke like doing anything? #is your boss his dad? #im fascinated 4,183 notes

trackingpercyjackson Georgebaconthesecond asked:some of my buddies took a gig sounding like what that kid was describing up in maine a few days ago and they all just fucking vanished with the helicopter, but the sensors on the damn thing didnt report anything that would point to an explosion Okay so like- I’m assuming you work in this field Mr. George Bacon the Mercenary the Second. So, when you say the sensors didn’t report anything, can you still check the sensors? Do they tell you where the helicopter is? As for the job they had… transport? Shooting a target? Search and rescue? Do you know what’s going on at all? #tracking pj #from bluejay #military school saga #please update with more information #Mr Mercenary #I am very curious 3,193 notes

trackingpercyjackson timelordtwink76 asked: nico bianca and grover have gone missing and no one has noticed? And no one else noticed the machine gun or helicopter or anything how is the school not in lockdown what is going on. I mentioned dr thorn to my friends and nobody remembered them HOW DID NOBODY NOTICE STUDENTS GETTING KIDNAPED? OR LIKE INFORM THEIR GAURDIENS? I think maybe you should speak to a therapist or lawyer or someone because everything that happens sounds absolutely fucking insane and also super scary and also wait your teacher disappearing sounds like what peryc was talking about with ms. dodds could the two be connected? #tracking pj #from chickadee #military school saga #jayjay please do your magic research #ms. dodds 2.0 i guess 913 notes

trackingpercyjackson Hey guys, Bluejay here. I’m popping on long enough to let everyone know I’m looking into the military school stuff that went down and trying to compile all the pictures provided helpfully by @timelordtwink76. #from bluejay #also to go wtf was that 183 notes

trackingpercyjackson Bluejaylover asked:bluejay have you considered making a blog just for yourself to talk about yourself? Like your favorite colors? Animals? Where you live? Etc? … uh… no #not tracking #from bluejay #where I live???? #I live on none of ya business lane #mom come get me I’m scared meme #maybe focus on the people jumping off a cliff? 249 notes

trackingpercyjackson timelordtwink76 asked: A BUNCH OF GIRLS SHOWED UP AND THE HELICOPTER EXPLODED AND DR THORN STARTED TRYING TO SHOOT THE KIDS AND THEN THAT ANNABETH GIRL TACKLED THEM AND HE JUMPED OFF THE CLIFF WITH HER Im. i dont even know what to reply to this. Call someone????? Get out of there???? Are you ok???? -chickadee #tracking pj #from chickadee #military school saga #holy shit 2,492 notes

trackingpercyjackson timelordtwink76 asked: I WENT OUT INTO THE HALLWAY TO CHECK WHAT WAS GOING ON AND SEE IF BIANCA AND NICO WERE OK AND I SAW A HELICOPTER OUT THE WINDOW??? AND HEARD MACHINE GUNS. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT???? Ok so thats. Insane?? Also PLEASE GET SOMEWHERE SAFE oh my gods thats insane #tracking pj #from chickadee #military school saga #how did that escalate to there that fast 2,492 notes

trackingpercyjackson timelordtwink76 asked: ok so they were like staring at these two siblings nico and bianca (weird kids ngl) and then like IMMEDIATELY after one of our teachers(weirder dude) came in and dragged them out and then percy ran out and then the girls followed? Also the punk girl started dancing with another student grover and dragged him out too Grover as in grover underwood as in the kid who was kidnapped with annabeth and percy. What on earth is going on here. Im not saying follow them but also do you know if those two students are ok? -chickadee #tracking pj #from chickadee #grover the friend #military school saga #cause we are getting live updates 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson timelordtwink76 asked:hey so like im at my schools winter dance and percy jackson showed up? With that annabeth girl and i think also some punk girl? Im in MAINE how did he get here???? Ill send the school name in another ask so you can post this one:) How the heck did percy get to maine but more importantly why??? Like percy doesnt seem like the type to go to military school. Anyways you should probably be ready to exit the building based on the track record of school explosions in his wake lol -chickadee #tracking pj #from chickadee #you said in your other ask they were just dancing like what #military school saga 502 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Begging Percy to stop freaking out in class. This is the SIXTH time he’s freaked out and the sprinklers have gone off. I don’t know how he does it but I KNOW its him!!!! Oop, sorry Anon that’s rough. I wonder how he’s doing it though 🤔 #from bluejay#trackingPJ#what is up with him breaking the sprinklers? 502 notes

trackingpercyjackson Sooooo i think maybe i underestimated yalls interest in my states list:/ Anonymous asked:Anonymous asked: to chickadee about that list: i am actually amazed every state is in that thing even if under wrong names. But chickadee. wdym washington east. Overthehillnotinthegrave asked:oh dear. Chickadee may I recommend the 50 states song as a learning resource? Martys-meadow asked: hey chickadee wtf are you on and can i get some becuase i want to live in your world hooked-on-the-ceiling asked: bluejay please tell me you know more geography please. Well theres washington on the west coast and washington on the east coast so therefor washington west and east! I probably should give that song a listen but its missing some:((( i am on nothing! Well except ritalin for adhd and accutane(which SUCKS im so dried out) so like just be better or whatever it is people say:) ill let blue add her own response about seir geo knowledge! I’m great at geography and geology, of some places. I know the US pretty well and then like- Greece, Russia, Egypt, Italy- places that interest me, ya know? Geology is suuuuper interesting in general tho. #from chickadee#behold the asks #guys im so good at geography:) #natgeo should hire me #not tracking#from bluejay#Chickie has such a fun geography map in ser room#it’s fantastic 50,129 notes

trackingpercyjackson Ok so as promised! Here is my(Chickadee) List of the 55 States Of America: Utah, nevada, wyoming, louisiana, maryland, florida, texas, minnisota, hawaii, nebraska, alaska, arizona, new york, arkansas, kansas, michigan, puerto rico, organ, west virginia, east virginia, virgin islands, northern marinara islands, north dakota, south dakota, north carolina, south carolina, ohio, miseri, indiana, mountana, georgia, alabama, guam, isle of rhode, california, connectitcit, delaware, idaho, new jersey, colorato, illnesois, kentucky, maine, american samoa, massachusetts, mississisippi, new hampshire, wisconson, not mexico, oaklahoma, pennsylvania, tenisee, vertemont, washington west, iowa! Its 56 if you count washington east aka dc but like i dont soooo yeah! I’m a little confused on why this was of such interest to you all but i got many photos of cool rocks and i dont break promises:) -chickadee #from chickadee #the 55 states of america #not tracking #for fun 50,129 notes

trackingpercyjackson SHIT WRONG BLOG IGNORE THAT YALL DAMN IT #i thought i was on aegis not this oneeeee #from chickadee #oopsiessssss 1,392 notes

trackingpercyjackson aegis-study-ftw aegis-study-ftw Oh yeaggg im entering that regency dress i made a while back. wait! Guys we should use this as an excuse to meet up i still need to know what discises i need to make -twix aegis-study-ftw IM ENTERING JEWLREY SO ILL BE THERE! Its that really cool set of earrings i mede with the shells and coral eeze and eman got me I also got ahold of my dads schedul so ik when he can be a distraction:) <- BC trackingpercyjackson Oooo awesome! Me and kk can totally convince mom to bring us and shell prolly be good with setting up a hangout im gonna see if she can pick up katydid on our way over! - dee Source: aegis-study-ftw#im gonna say it for the billionth time kk you better not throw anything at me #sceduling would be so much easier if we could text instead of reblogging back and forth 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:The bell ringing and Percy just casually leaping from his seat and trying to hit someone with his fucking pen is really not something I should have to deal with on a daily basis and yet- Maybe he thinks the pen is that baseball bat? #from bluejay#trackingpj 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Hey everyone, Bluejay here! So uh… I looked into the Blackbeard stuff over the last few days and uh- Looks like he was fucking found dead???? So yeah… blackbeard was back… and murdered right after. He was found with a slit throat and the rest of the crew just dead around them (not as cleanly killed though). #from bluejay#bluejay articles#blackbeard the pirate#Okay this week is crazy back to percy jackson 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:PIRATE PIRATE PIRATE PIRATE BLACKBEARD IS BACK!!!!! Looking up info on this rn guys I’m so confused these past three days have been insane #from bluejay#blackbeard the pirate#our inbox is full but Chirpy has shit going on#so I have to answer them all 😭 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:BLACKBEARD THE PIRATE THE QUEEN ANNES REVENGE HES BACK BABY I’m losing my mind what the fuck is going on #from bluejay#blackbeard the pirate#I don’t even know what to say 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:GHOST PIRATEEEEEE I GUESS?? #from bluejay#blackbeard the pirate#What do I look up for this nonsense?#like I can’t even research I’m just fucking lost 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:Okay so he took the ship and let us keep his shitty dingy to get home on while he sailed away. I hate family vacations. ANON IS THIS THE BEST USE OF YOUR TIME??? #from bluejay#blackbeard the pirate#I don’t even know what to say 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:A pirate attacked our boat??? Like they tried to talk us into giving him our stuff and surrendering and when we didn’t he fucking?? Took the boatkljs by forcec alkjsdf if I don’t send another ask Blackbeard the fucking pirate killed me- Bestie what the fuck- #from bluejay#what do you mean BLACKBEARD#like Queen Anne’s Revenge Blackbeard???#ANON COME BACK??? 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Hey everyone, Bluejay here giving further information on the fascinating pirate ship that got lost in the Florida port during the latest Percy Jackson adventure. The pictures released at the time failed to capture the name of the ship, but don’t worry! Since the ship disappeared more pictures have surfaced and I have taken the time to compile, clean, and examine them for all our beloved followers. [picture of ship from the front, the sun is setting behind it framing it in a dramatic silhouette] Picture Credit [picture of ship from behind, lit by the setting sun and letting golden letters glitter, clearly spelling “The Queen Anne’s Revenge”] Picture Credit [picture of the ship from the side, clearly empty and floating peacefully in the water, a flash of gold can be seen on the ship but it’s unclear what it’s from] Picture Credit As you can see, the ship is called “The Queen Anne’s Revenge”, which is actually a rather famous ship. Any fans of Blackbeard the Pirate will recognize the ship name as it was famously his ship. He captured it from French Slavers, the ship going by the name La Concorde at the time. [Source on Blackbeard] Fascinatingly, the ship seems to be the genuine article according to the Ship Forum Discussion. This is particularly odd because it was supposedly abandoned on Old Topsail Inlet in North Carolina (now known as Beaufort Inlet). Please review the forum for further information on its status as a genuine ship. Overall, this is either the world’s best recreation or the genuine article. As the actual ship is believed to have been found in 1996. Who knows for sure! Maybe we’ll find the ship again sometime and get to examine it more closely. #bluejay article #blackbeard the pirate #The Queen Anne’s Revenge #what is going ON 11,823 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: so is the Triumvirate like… stalking you guys? No dw, I figured out how they tracked me the one time and have updated my firewalls and shit. They can’t track me that way again, suckers. #from bluejay#I appreciate them pointing out that hole in my security tho#now no one is finding me for sure <3#doesn’t stop me from finding them tho#😈 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked:So uh… have your uncles ever killed neone BBJay? Y’all, why do I have like 8 asks about this in our inbox??? Like uh??? No not to my knowledge? What is your deal? #from bluejay#my uncles are fine?#the most they’ve done is beat up this creep who was trying to convince me to move to New York#like uh no? Then I couldn’t see Chickadee 845 notes

trackingpercyjackson Anonymous asked: hey quick question: why are you still running this blog when YOUVE ALMOST BEEN KILLED??????? Key word almost we are both still alive and look. its really funny. i get so much laughter out of this thing like the meme of dude hitting car saying “this baby can fit so much whatever in it” with the car being the blog and the dude being me and the whatever being laughter and entertainment! -chickadee Lol yeah, sorry but it’s Really funny. Sure I had a brief hospital visit but dw, the Triumvirate won’t get me again. I give them major props for getting me once though. #from chickadee #its only a little dangerous #and like its very unlikely theyll succeed and then i get to add another tally to my wall! #not tracking#from bluejay#look death threats are a part of life#if you don’t have any haters are you really living your life?#or are you trying to live how others say? 845 notes

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