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Nezu created a group chat
Nezu added 26 people
Nezu chaged 26 user’s names
Rat God:) changed the group chat name to Chaos and Heroes(?)
Rat God:): Hello everyone! :)
Eepy💤: Another one…?
🎤(He/She): Oh hell yeah! THERE'S NEW PEOPLE TOO!
Flaming Salamander: …This is not a good thing
Future Bitch: I do believe I agree with Salamander.
COD boy: Y’all are no fun! Specially you Sala
Flaming Salamander: Tf did I do!?🤨
Therapy: You want a list?
Flaming Salamander: …Damn, even the therapist? Shit, I’ll shut up then…
1 *** ***-****: Uhm… I think you added me in accident?
1 *** ***-****: Uh, I’m gonna leave now…
Sleepy Sexy: Wait no, stay!
1 *** ***-**** left the group chat
1 *** ***-**** joined the group chat
1 *** ***-****: Huh-
Rat God:): Ha, I forgot to mention it! No one can leave :)
1 *** ***-****: Well shit.
Future Bitch: Language.
1 *** ***-****: …HOW COME THE FLAMING SALAMANDER CAN THEN!?
Future Bitch: …Hisash? Stop setting a bad example for others😐
Flaming Salamander: 😊
Flaming Salamander: Would you prefer I swear in English then good sir~?😊
🎤(He/She): You know English?
Flaming Salamander: yep~
1 *** ***-****: I do too! It's fun to learn
Flaming Salamander: Also… Number, you should probably name yourself, since you’re stuck here.
1 *** ***-****: I guess so…
1 *** ***-**** changed their name to Adaliz
Adaliz: Better?
Vamp Bitch: Tf is Adaliz?
Flaming Salamander: Interesting.
Eepy💤: gods y’all are not gonna be fun
Inspector Gadget: The fact that I can’t understand you right now means you need to sleep
Eepy💤: prolly...
🎤(He/She): Just come to bed, sho
Flaming Salamander: NAHHH, Shoooo, come visit!
Eepy💤: Isn't your son home?
Flaming Salamander: ... oh- IZUKU!
Flaming Salamander: SHit, idk where he is.
Adaliz: Izuku Midoriya?
Flaming Salamander: YEAH!
Adaliz: Oh, he's at the same cafe as me right now...
Flaming Salamander: ...Oh thank kami.
Human Torch: You need to keep better track of your child.
Flaming Salamander: He goes out all the time~ I can never keep my eye on him🙄
🪐SPACE✨: You're a horrible father
Flaming Salamander: 😭😱😰
Future Bitch: Dramatic as well.
Inspector Gadget: And an idiot
Flaming Salamander: That's just rude.
Adaliz: Y'all always this chaotic? 😃
food.: They are.
🎤(He/She): @ADALIZ @ADALIZ @ADALIZ @ADALIZ @ADALIZ @ADALIZ @ADALIZ @ADALIZ @ADALIZ @ADALIZ
Adaliz: ....What?
🎤(He/She): FIRST- you know english? You are my new favourite person, second. Isn't it 3 am?
Adaliz: Yeah I know english, and yes I'm aware what time it is.
🎤(He/She): ...Are you an adult then, you probably are...
Eepy💤: teh important question here is do you lik cats?
Adaliz: ...I do, a lot.
Eepy💤: Do you want to see one?
Adaliz: yes.
Eepy💤: *insert photo of a beige tabby cat in a cone ramming into the wall with a "STUPID" sign on it's back, with a black haired man running over to stop the cat from hurting itself*
Eepy💤: This is dumbass, he's a dumbass.
Adaliz: Honestly kinda cute.
KFC is online
KFC: WHy'd no one tell me this started!?!?!?
KFC: also who's that child?
Adaliz: I am a legal adult
KFC: ...I believe half of that statement
Adaliz: Tf does that even mean
Future Bitch: Do I mean nothing to you😐
Adaliz: Shut up Future Bitch, I can swear if a want to-
Kiss it Kiss it better is online
Adaliz: ...Never mind, my apologies, future asshole
Kiss it Kiss it better: ...What did I just see?
Flaming Salamander: No fucking clue, but I like this flame!
Adaliz: Fla- are you Venus!?
Flaming Salamander: yes, and I'm very proud!
Adaliz: This is a gc with heroes, isn't it?😶
Adaliz: Fun.
Flaming Salamander: I have a feeling you don't like it
Adaliz: ...What do you think fucking salamander looking ass?
KFC: ...I think I like you
Adaliz: Oh I gotta go- my friends are here~
Inspector Gadget: WHy would your friends be there at 3 am?
Rat God:): Everyone is different, Tsukachi-kun :)
Inspector Gadget: ...I don't like that smile
Adaliz is ofline
Eepy💤: It is honestly terrifying.
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A few memes, bc why not
Hisashi: WHERE'S MY SON!? IZUKU!?!?
Izuku: ...Do you not know your own son's phone number?
Yamada: You know English and are tolerable?
Izuku: *The literal definition of chaos* Yep!
Yamada: You are my new favourite person.
Tsukachi: *Genuinely confused, for good reason, also slightly worried* Isn't it 3 am? Why would you and your friends be hanging out!? *Panicking since he's worried about illegal shit*
Nezu: *Making it worse* Everyone's unique! :)
Tsukachi: *Now more worried* ... WHAT!?