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Somewhere, on a cold desolate wasteland, a man stares at his reflection in an ice sheet as he shaves his head. This, was Dr. Ivo Robotnik. The world's most intelligent man, with an IQ of 300, nothing could ever get in his way! Except, of course, for a tiny blue hedgehog on Earth who sent him to this... new world.
"My grasp on sanity remains... Absolute. Isn't that right, J?"
Robotnik turned to a stone, with a face chiseled into it, and two larger stones resembling pigtails tied to its head. It's eyes were drawn on with mustard, and it simply smiled.
"Why don't you get a headSTART, RAGH!"
Robotnik picked up the rock and threw it to a nearby snowbank.
"Do some rock-connaissance! Ha ha, rock-connaissance! Come on, that's hilarious! What's the matter with you?!"
Robotnik punched a nearby skeleton, causing it to fall and crumble, before going and picking up his wrist communicator, attaching it to his arm.
"Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet. No resources, no supplies!"
Robotnik picked up a makeshift backpack he had made from pieces of his prototype.
"No apparent way home... Heh, A lesser man would die here.."
Robotnik stared at a group of Human skeletons and worker drone corpses, before pulling out a glowing blue quill in a container.
"I'll be home by Christmas."
Robotnik grinned, before putting his goggles on and walking like a robot over to the stone he threw, picking it up and throwing it.
"ROCK-CONNAISSANCE! AHAHAHA! COME ON, CHEER UP!"
And so, Dr. Robotnik made his way to a nearby bunker he had spotted, hoping to find something in there.