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anasui n jolyne sit in the ghost room, munchin on dat chick fl A.
“jolyne..?” anasui asked “what do you really think of me?”—“ermmm” she puts her spicy chicken sandwich; and turns her head away from anasui to think. But Anasui gently pulls her back towards him. “Answer the question..!” (W rizz) he says; as he places his hand on her hip.
“well..”—“well what?” He asks. “you are vary pretty,, for a guy of course.. AND you have a fat ass. Soooo”,, anasui looks at jolyne in disbelief, trying to process what the hell she just said. “y’know,, I do love me some big booty Latinas”—“WHATT!??”.. but before anasui can finish, jolyne cuts him off.
“but, sadly,, Ermes butt will always be bigger”—“ didn’t she get a BBL?” he adds. “THAT’S IRRELEVANT!!,, it’s still bigger”
anasui sighs; and (sadly) continues to eat his 12 Piece chicken nugget.. HE GETS NO KISS!!! WOOOOOOHHHHWWEWW (I need sleep)