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"Greetings, Central Officer Bradford. If I may be so bold to inquire, may I be allowed entry to your private quarters alongside you?"
"No dice, Tygan. I'll see you at the briefing."
"With all due respect, Bradford, do not hold any ill will toward my apparent striking, and might I add, attractive physical appearance. Perhaps if you were to alter or completely change your, as some soldiers have come to call it, 'yee-yee ass haircut', you may find yourself have a significantly greater chance of success in your advances toward the opposite sex. Possibly, on a more related topic in regards to this arguement we have come to find ourselves involved with, you may find yourself that in doing so, you may be able to woo Chief Engineer Shen, instead of finding you severely lacking in attractivenes, as she has currently engaged in sexual intercourse on several occassions with the Commander, as well as her... device. I will take my leave now, Central."
"What?! Unbelievable..."
"COMMANDER, THE ALIENS ARE STILL MAKING PROGRESS ON THE AVATAR PROJECT. IF WE'RE GOING TO SLOW THEM DOWN WE'LL NEED TO MOVE FAST."