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Greg was sitting in his one room apartment playing forknigh. He was in the middle of playing his game when he abruptly turned it off and started sobbing.
“I have to go to work tomorrow~” Greg said as he flopped on his dirty bed in his grimy apartment. Just then, his alarm went off. Greg stayed for a few moments in bed before groaning and getting up. He reluctantly trudged to his closet, finding some hot clothes to wear to work. The nicest clothes that Greg had were a suit and tie, they fit him perfectly and when he looked into the mirror he saw that hot face of his look back at him. “Woah, I’ll definitely win my boss’ heart now.” he said while doing a really hot smile. He checked himself out once more before looking at the clock, and oh dear! He was almost late for work, checking himself out that much was probably not a good thing. He hurriedly put his shoes on, running out of the house to his sweet Honda Civic. He Jumped inside it, and then started driving to his work. Greg parked outside, slamming the car door and rushing inside barely on time. Greg was running through the halls, desperately trying to be on time but he was running so fast that he couldn’t stop in time when someone was crossing his path. He collided with the person, apologizing profusely- only to realize that the person was his hot boss, Megamind.
“O-oh s-sorry boss- I urm… I dunno what I was thinking haha..” Greg said while blushing so much.
“Watch where you’re going,” Megamind’s hot voice was music to Greg’s ears, his glare making the man quake in his custom baby seal leather boots. Greg, shaking and blushing, looked at his boss and had many fantasies. Megamind adjusted his tie, brushing himself off and without another word walked swiftly past Greg. Greg, still lost in thought, barely noticed him leave.
Megamind would never admit it, but he had an interest in Greg. The way that Greg trembled whenever he was near, he found it cute. When megamind arrived back at his office he was still thinking about that hot man that bumped into him and wondering if he would go out to lunch with a guy like him. All he wanted to do was to smooch him on the lips. Oh, he could go on about those lips, so hot. Meanwhile while Megamind was thinking about making out with Greg, Greg was having those exact same fantasies. The thought of Megamind made his face go hot. He would never like a guy like me though, I’m not like other guys… he thought sadly. That day Greg wasn’t very productive with his work due to sobbing a lot, knowing that he would never get a man like Megamind. His large head, his sky blue skin and eyes, he couldn’t take it. The alien godsent was all that poisoned his mind, every minute of every day. Days went by like this, most days all Greg wanted to do was burst into Megamind’s office and admit his feelings and then start aggressively making out with him. Would Megamind feel the same, though? It was too risky to go for it, but then again..
Little did he know, Megamind was trying hard not to do the same.
One day, just like any other normal day with Greg stopping himself from having fantasies of doing hot stuff to megamind something strange happened. “Oh! Uh.. Hello Greg.” Megamind happened to walk into his office today.
“O-oh, u-um…h-hi, boss,” He bit his lip to try and hide his slight smile. “Urm.. Uh..” His hot boss said, greg was slightly surprised that his boss was acting so nervous as he usually acted so confident. “I uh.. I was just going to leave some of this paperwork here but.. I wasn’t expecting you to be in your office today..” Megamind slightly smirked at Greg. Greg flushed red, hiding his face in his hand as he waved the other one at Megamind to do what he wanted. Greg was still blushing so much when Megamind stepped a bit closer and opened his really attractive mouth to start talking. Megamind adjusted his tie and slowly walked closer towards Greg, his confidence returning. “Aww, are you perhaps…flustered, because of me?” He traced his tongue over the side of his lip playfully. Just then, Greg got so rizzed up by his sudden flirtiness. Megamind pushed Greg up against the wall, Making Greg go even more red.
“Um- uh- um- um- what’s- t-this ab-about, b-boss?” He stuttered. “This…This is about how hot you are Greg. I want you to be mine.” Megamind said with his seducing voice. Greg couldn’t take this anymore, the opportunity was just a few inches away from him, he quickly kissed Megamind on the lips, long and slow. Megamind’s eyes widened, but he reciprocated after a few seconds, moving his blue hands to Greg’s waist. Their kiss felt like it lasted days, and once they finally broke apart from each other's hot lips they looked at each other with a burning love in their eyes. “Oh- oh my god I- Greg I never knew you were such a good.. Kisser..” Megamind’s face was both surprised and flustered. The veins in his big blue head started to throb as Megamind became more and more enticed with Greg’s enamour. Greg's face was still really red even after everything. Megamind’s hands were still wrapped around Greg’s waist, not wanting to ever let go of him.
“Can…can I confess something…?” Megamind hesitated, looking into Greg’s hot blue orbs. Greg caressed the spikes on Megamind’s shoulder pads, standing sharp and erect. “Greg.. I think, I think I love you”. Megamind looked down at the floor, which seemed so far away from being up on his girthy platformed boots. “Meggy- I mean uh megamind.. I- I love you too.. I’ve had so many fantasies of us together.. Doing hot things… Being together but I never thought that something could happen between us…” Greg said blushing. Megamind smiled at Greg and looked back into his orbs. “I just- I couldn’t take it anymore. The temptation was too much for me to handle.. I love you too.”