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Emma: hey, regina, have you heard of tumblr?
Regina: No, Miss Swan. Should I have heard of this 'tumblr'? What is it?
Emma: oh, well nvmd
Regina: Words, Emma, words. What is 'nvmd'?
Emma: nevermind
Regina: I demand you tell me, Miss Swan!
Emma: no, nvmd means nevermind
Regina: Oh
Regina: So about this tumblr thing, why did you ask if I was familiar with it?
Emma: uhm. well have you heard of shipping?
Regina: Yes I have, the transporting of goods from one location to another, typically by sea or air.
Emma: uhh. no. well yeah, but not the kind of shipping i mean. i'm talking like brangelina?
Regina: Now I'm convinced you're making words up. Please do not teach our son any of these made up words. What does 'brangelina' have to do with 'tumblr'?
Emma: welllllllll we sorta have a ship. granny started it. she's calling us swanqueen, and herself the captain of swen
Regina: Why on earth would we have a ship? We're just friends! Do you and the pirate have a ship?
Emma: yeah, the teeny boppers are calling us captain swan. but ugh. i srsly can't stand hook anymore.
Regina: Things with the pirate not going so well then, hmm?
Emma: nah. oh hey! you wanna come over for family dinner tonight? MM is making that stupid casserole she thinks i like, and she invited hook. but if we have a ship now, you should be there too, right?
Regina: You mean that casserole with butter and cheese and fried things? So unhealthy. I'll bring a proper dish, with some nutritional value.
Regina: And Miss Swan? If I help you with your pirate infestation, you're helping me with that damn forest hobo later on.
Emma: :D sure thing, regina
Emma: maybe after this dinner, like a different day, we can have dinner again? just you and me?
Regina: It's a date, Miss Swan ;)