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"Bella, I have to tell you something."
"Yes?"
"I have a past!" Edward said with a sullen look on his face. "I went to Hogwarts!" Bella looked at him like he was insane. "Hogwarts?"
"YES BELLA! I was a wizard boy! I was in Hufflepuff! I was dating a little Asian girl named Cho."
"Okay? And you're telling me this because?"
"You're my wife. You should know I died protecting Harry Potter from Voldemort!"
"Uh-huh. So is anything you told me about your past true?"
Edward shook his head. "My name isn't even Edward. It's Cedric Diggory."
Bella just rolled her eyes and walked away.