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“UNITED STATES OF SMAAASH!” Toshinori shouted, finally putting an end to the menace that was All For One…
Until said menace started to quote Star Wars in the back of his head. “A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.” Surely he was just hallucinating from the stress…? “Just ‘Take the L’, roomie, as the children say.”
What an absolutely vivid hallucination. It’s almost like he could see All For One flossing in the corner of his eye. This was going to be so annoying if it was real. He’s sleepy-
That was a refreshing sleep. Luckily, the hallucinations should be gone.
“Of course, the American dreams of cheeseburgers. Who could’ve guessed?” It appears that it was not, in fact, a hallucination. Which means that he now has a 200 year old edgelord - “Hey!” - in the back of his head.
He groans out, “Shuzenji, All For One is a ghost now.” Recovery Girl stares at him in disbelief before narrowing her eyes and nodding.
“Right, Toshinori, you’re hallucinating. Take these pills,” she requested before handing him 2 blue pills. He stared at her for a second before relenting. Maybe these-
“The Blue Pill, huh? Didn’t know you were old enough to need it. Is she really your type, All Might?” Or maybe not…
Why was the symbol of evil so annoying?
It had been a few days since he “killed” All For One. The hallucination pills did nothing, so he stopped taking them. It was clear that some quirk allowed All For One to continue living in his mind. At least All For One could do no evil any longer. Maybe he could have a normal life now. It sounded comforting after all he’s been through. A normal job, interacting with people without being worshipped, maybe even getting a girlfriend-
“Aw. No b*tches?” if that didn’t happen constantly. Apparently, in addition to being evil, All For One was part of Generation Z. He kept making references and Toshinori was sick of it. “Sounds like a skill issue, All Might.” He groaned into his hands.
“All Might…?”
Ah, Young Midoriya! “Ah, your secret love child.” No! Izuku wasn’t his son, he was just his student whom he spent a large amount of time with.
“Sorry, Young Midoriya, I was lost in thought.” “I’m thought.” What was- This was hell. What did he do to deserve this? Was it that American-style restaurant he opened years back?
“That’s okay, All Might! I was just wondering if you wanted to have dinner with me and my mom.” Izuku said.
“That sounds pretty good actually, Young Midoriya!” He needed to get some good clothes. He probably shouldn’t wear a loose-fitting t-shirt and jeans to a Family Dinner.
Toshinori was walking towards the classroom. It is time to teach his kids.
“Wait, you’re actually a teacher?” Yes, he was.
“You?” Of course, who else could he be talking about?
“Teaching a class?” Yeah, what else does a teacher do?
“A class of kids?” Yes…?
“I thought it was a joke or perhaps just an unverified rumor… Who would let you of all people teach kids? Your quirk, well your former quirk (L + Bozo), is literally just punching really hard.”
Hey, that wasn’t true! One For All was a wonderful quirk that let him do many things! Like punch really hard. And punch really hard but differently. And punch really hard but even more diffierently. Maybe All For One had a point, but that wasn’t going to stop him from helping his son’s Young Midoriya’s class.
He rang the doorbell on the Midoriya’s apartment door. Inko Midoriya answered. “All Might, welcome! We’re having Katsudon. It’s Izuku’s favorite.”
“Heh. Heh heh. HAHAHAHA! Haha, All Might! You’re banging my wife! Wait a minute.”
Wait, what?