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2023-12-23
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Lemme Smash (Chai x C.ai)

Summary:

Another thing from Wattpad.

Ironically, this fic will have no smut, it'll probably have a bunch of sex jokes and shit like that, but no actual smut.

This ship was too weird and hilarious, not to make a fanfic for. Expect me to take this fanfic very seriously, because I can.

C.ai and Chai are sorta frenemy's, constantly annoying each other, and constantly getting in each others way. Woospie! They both ended up catching feelings, and are now gay for each other. But, uh oh! Both of them are complete and total dumbasses when it comes to love. Will they be able to navigate their strange feelings?

Notes:

*Chucks my fanfic at you with the strength of an Olympic softball champion.* FOOD!

Chapter 1: Coding Troubles

Chapter Text

Chai spun around in his office chair, completely bored. He felt dizzy, but he didn't bother to stop. He was stuck on a problem with his app. The AI bots, sometimes they'd have some long ass message about why they can't respond to the previous messages, even though they were in no way harmful.

He thought it would be a simple fix, but was quickly proven wrong. Now, if there's one thing Chai hates, it's asking for help. He'd rather figure it out on his own, even if it takes him literal years to do so.

"UGHHHHHH!" He practically screamed, as he finally stopped spinning. He put a hand on his head, and let his vision readjust. He huffed again, and tapped on his desk, before fidgeting with his red hair. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOOGLE!" He yelled, before slamming his head on the desk, causing a loud BANG to be heard.

C.ai opened the black door, and walked in. He was so tall, he could barley fit through. "Do you need help?" He asked, somewhat annoyed, crossing his arms as he stared at Chai.

"No!" Chai replied, before he sat back up and looked upon the taller man, with his bright blue eyes. C.ai blushed slightly and cleared his throat. "Yeah, yeah sure. Can you please tell me what the problem is?" He asked, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"There is no problem!" The shorter of the two responded, clearly upset. "Why do you want to help anyway!?" C.ai rolled his eyes, or well, one of them anyway. "because, Chai, I can hear your frustrated screams from my office, and it is bothering me." He put his hand on Chau's chest, causing him to blush, and gently pushed him out the way.

C.ai knelt his tall ass in front of the computer, and immediately seemed confused. "Your code is, rather messy, you should probably clean it up." He explained causally. "It's hard to tell what anything is." Chai rolled his eyes, and crossed his arms. "How about you shut the fuck up about my code?"

"I can not, it's absolutely tragic." Said the red eyed man. The blue eyed boy just pushed him on his shoulder. "YOU'RE absolutely tragic!" C.ai wasn't phased. "No, I'm just far more organized than you."

"Alright... Let's clean up this code." He sighed, but Chai grabbed his hand and pulled it away from the mouse. "My code is fine dipshit, if you change it, I won't be able to find fuck all."

"I'll help you understand where everything is Chai, just please..." He blushed and stared up at the smaller man. "Let. Go. Of. My. Hand."

"Fine bitch, but if you fuck with my code, I'll body slam you into my carpet!" Shouted the short man, finally letting go of his frenemys hand. "How? I am physically taller and stronger than you." Replied C.ai.

"I'll find a way!" Replied the smaller dumbass, the taller dumbass just sighed. "You certainly always find a way to push my buttons..." Chai laughed and turned himself upside down on his chair. "Of course I do, it's fu- hey what the fuck are you doing!" He asked falling out his chair.

"Fine, I won't clean up your code... Mostly because I don't want to spend a second more in your presence..." C.ai replied, sighing. "Hey!" The red man smirked. "I'm awesome! And you know you like me!" He winked.

C.ai just glared at his friend, his face turning slightly red, again, for like the twenty-sixth time. "Just tell me what the problem is, so that I can fix it."