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Presents
Yoongu wasn’t sure how to react. He was frozen in place, eyes fixated on the pink pregnancy test in Heesung’s hands. The latter had his arm stretched out, inviting him to take it but he couldn’t budge. And he didn’t want to anyway. His boyfriend had put a ribbon around the pregnancy test, with a note that was saying “Merry Christmas”. He couldn’t even appreciate the amazing penmanship as his mind raced.
He looked up from the pink plastic stick and glanced around the room, his mind calculating the easiest escape route.
There were so many things that were wrong about this.
First of all they were both men. And even if by any means, one of them could get pregnant, it certainly wouldn’t be Heesung as per their usual “bedding” practices.
And yet, this wasn’t enough to reason with him. His brain was focused on one thing and one thing only: running away.
Yoongu wasn’t even sure how they had ended up there. He retraced their day in his head, maybe he’d missed a clue or two.
In the morning, they had gone to a charity event organised by Jaekyung’s team for Christmas. It had been fun and it felt nice doing something to help those less fortunate. It also allowed them to spend the day together.
Once it had been over, they rode back home and Heesung kept singing christmas carols as he laughed in his seat, half-embarrassed, half-amused. They made only one stop on the way, and it was to get a cake, something neither of them had been able to eat in weeks, because of their diets. But tonight was a special occasion, and armed with their cake, the evening was looking even better. Truly it couldn’t go wrong.
At least, that was the case until Heesung said it was time for presents.
Yoongu had been argumenting that technically it was just christmas eve and so the presents could wait until tomorrow when Heesung came back in the living room, a grin on his face and his hands hidden behind his back.
And Yoongu wished he had never asked what it was, because now he only wanted to run far far away.
“Is something wrong?” Heesung asked innocently, eyebrows arching in feigned surprise.
“What the hell is this?!” He finally exclaimed, pointing at the cursed object. At this point, he felt like Heesung telling him he had knocked up some woman would be the lesser evil.
“It’s a pregnancy test of course, have you never seen one before?” Heesung replied in a conversational tone.
“Whose is it?!” He glared at the man.
“Mine.” Heesung grinned. “It’s positive.”
“You can’t be pregnant.” He stammered, sounding way more unsure than he intented. Of course, it was impossible but the panic was starting to take over and didn’t allow him to think clearly.
“Obviously.” Heesung snorted. “Just because it’s my baby, it doesn’t mean I’m the one that’s pregnant.”
Yoongu blinked a couple times. This could only mean one thing then. He felt his boyfriend’s eyes on him as he turned around to grab a decorative pine branch and calmly walked back towards him.
“What are you…” But Yoongu didn’t listen, he started hitting him with the branch. Targeting his legs, because he didn’t want to ruin his face. Especially if he needed to provide for a child now.
“You. Stupid. Ass. Jerk!” He cussed him out, accentuating each word with a swing. Heesung put his arms in front of him for protection, but Yoongu could hear him giggling. Furious, he threw the branch on the floor, too angry to even hit him anymore.
“You cheated on me!” He raged.
“No I didn’t.” Heesung was openly laughing in his face now. He walked towards him to hold him in his arms but Yoongu evaded, glaring at him.
“Cheater!”
“Just take it!” Heesung grabbed his wrist and put the pregnancy test in his hand.
“I don’t want to!” He grumbled, crossing his arms against his chest. “I’m too young to be a step-dad! We're done.”
“Read the note!” Heesung insisted.
He sighed, giving in way too easily. He swatted the hand away as he took the note and turned it over.
“It’s a good boy.“ He read. He looked up to the mischievous man in front of him. “What the hell does that even mean?” He felt his anger rise again. Of course, he was messing with him.
“I adopted a puppy!” Heesung announced excitedly.
“You adopted a puppy?” He repeated, dumbfounded.
“Yes and you’re also pregnant with twins.” His boyfriend added nonchalantly. “But I figured you’d be more excited about the dog.” He winked at him, shooting at him with his fingers.
“If you don’t explain yourself right now, I’m going to break your fingers.” He said calmly.
“Alright.” Heesung let out a chuckle, grabbing him by the shoulders to lead him to his office. “It's a game. I made us in it and I got you pregnant.” He said smugly.
Yoongu just stared blankly ahead. What was he even supposed to say?
“You were playing hard to get even in game, you know.”
His boyfriend then made him sit him down on his lap, in front of the computer and showed him their little avatars he’d made. His first thought was that they were ugly and didn’t look like them at all. And it still didn’t make sense, even in game.
“Why am I pregnant if I’m a man?” He groaned. It was weird seeing a character that was supposed to be him with a pregnant belly.
“There’s an option at the start of the game.” Heesung sniggered, proud of himself. “Now, we’ll know what our kids would have looked like if we could have any.”
“I don’t know if it’s flattering or disturbing.” Yoongu admitted.
“It shows my love for you.”
“Or obsession.” He pointed out.
“Yeah but Isn’t the puppy cute?”
“Yeah, he is.” Yoongu smiled. “Maybe we should really get one.”
“Yes, let’s make babies, too.” Heesung smirked.
“Shut up! I’m still pissed about your joke, it wasn’t funny.”
“Let’s get a cat too.” Heesung continued, resting his chin on his shoulder.
“We can if you stop with the stupid jokes.”
“Were you really scared you got me pregnant?” Heesung snorted. “You know if there was any of us two, it’d be you.”
“I know that dickhead. But you sprang that on me, out of nowhere, I didn’t have time to think.” He defended himself.
“That was very hetero of you, I have to say.” Heesung teased him. “Running away at the sight of responsibility.”
“I’m twenty one and dating a man, it’d be weird if I just rolled with it.”
“And I would never do anything to hurt you. Especially not with a woman.”
Yoongu snorted at that. Of course not.
“So, do you want your actual gift?”
“Do I have to get it now? I kinda like sitting here.” He said, leaning back against heesung who immediately wrapped his arms around him and planted a kiss on his cheek.
“But I think it would be even more comfortable to cuddle on the couch.” He whispered against his neck, sending shivers down Yoongu’s spine.
“Ok.”
As Heesung carried him to the living room, he could only contemplate how the man always got his way with him. No matter what it was, he could never resist, even when he pulled dumb shit, like today.
His boyfriend put him down on the couch then came back with a big wrapped box.
“Is this another prank?” He asked with a smile.
“No.” Heesung chuckled.
“Yours is under the tree.” He told him. “You know, where we’re supposed to put the presents.”
“It would have been ugly and you would have guessed what it was if I had left it there. Now open it!”
Yoongu tore the wrapping and saw the latest gaming console. He smiled as he turned to his boyfriend who was opening his own gift delicately.
“What’s the catch?” He asked, knowing the answer already.
“Nothing.” Heesung smiled innocently. “But since you don’t have the room in your dorm, I guess you’re going to have to leave it here.”
“That’s too bad, that means I’ll have to come here even more often now.”
“Guess that can’t be helped.” Heesung shrugged. “And the game is playable with the console too, so you can get me pregnant as revenge, if you want.”
“I’m good.” Yoongu snorted, before leaning closer to him.“Thank you.” he added as he leaned closer to kiss his cheek.
“My pleasure.” Heesung smirked. “Quite literally.”
Yoongu shook his head, not even dignifying the comment with a response. Now it was his boyfriend’s turn to open his present. He felt both nervous and excited as he unwrapped the small box.
“Oh wow.” Heesung’s smile faded, as his mouth opened in surprise.
“It’s real gold.” Yoongu excitedly explained. “And I asked for one that could be styled with formal outfits too, so you can wear it at official events and everything.”
“I’m never taking it off.” Heesung said, still in wonder.
And while that was nice to hear, Yoongu was surprised to see him so serious, he was expecting to be covered in kisses by now.
“Do you not like it?” He asked. “We can return it and exchange it for another one if you want.”
“No.” Heesung protectively covered the bracelet with his hand. “I love it!”
“Then what’s wrong?” He asked, passing his fingers through the strawberry blond locks.
“I just don’t want you to spend too much money on me. We have very different incomes, it’s fine for me to spoil you but you don’t have to do the same.”
“I haven’t had to worry about food and a lot of other things since I started seeing you and you let me stay at your place free of charge all the time. I can’t always do it but I think a special occasion like this one is worth it. I wanna spoil you too.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m sure.” He smiled, caressing Heesung’s cheek.
“I really like it.” Heesung smiled back. “Thank you.”
“My pleasure. Now, give your hand here, I’ll help you put it on.”
Heesung immediately extended his arm and he put the bracelet on for him. Quite satisfied to see his boyfriend appreciate the gift he had given him, he patted his head softly.
“A good boy, indeed.” He said with a smirk.
Heesung smirked back, grabbing him just to drag him in his lap. “I’ll show you how good I can be.”
“You better.” He chuckled. And without further ado, he was trapped in two big arms and showered in kisses.