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The members of the Dunwich dolls were preparing for another attempt when suddenly Azathot entered the room (in Bobby's body, of course). He was beaten (the most visible evidence of which was a black eye), but he was still smiling widely. Everyone looked at him with some curiosity. It was obvious that they had many questions.
-Umm... What happened to you? - Marly asked shyly
-You won't believe what happened to me today!- Azathot said energetically, a bit as if he didn't even hear the question - While I was walking down the street, I noticed a fascinating place that I had never been to before. I think it was called "bar"? Never mind. What was more interesting was what was happening in it - Everyone listens to it with interest, knowing that it's going to be quite a story - Well, as soon as I entered the room, a man accosted me and I think he tried to use this famous pick-up line on me, I don't know, I still get lost in these human names and behaviors. But coming back, I also tried this pick-up line just for fun, and I guess it worked, because at one point this guy kissed me. I didn't really know what he meant, but wanting to continue the fun, I also tried to kiss him... But it didn't work out and I bit him... Quite hard
At this point, everyone could barely contain their laughter. Marly dealt with it best as she just smiled, covering her mouth with hand and looking away (Calypso thought it was really cute). The worst coping with it were Simon and Adil, who burst out laughing quite loudly (even though they tried their best to hold it back).- How the fuck did you bite him?! - asked Simon, trying to understand what happened there
- Listen, it's the first time I kissed someone! It's not as simple as you may think! - Azathot tried to defend himself - But back to the story, because it's not over yet. The bite really pissed him off, he pushed me away and started screaming... So I threw a chair at him...
At this point, Simon and Adil burst into laughter. Xander and Calypso no longer held back either. Only Marly was quite calm, because deep down she felt sorry for that man.
-Why did you throw a chair at him?!- asked Simon
-You taught me how important self-defense is!
-That's right, but why so aggressively?!
-You probably taught him this aggression too - Xander interjected between laughter
-Shut up!- Simon replied quickly
-Just out of curiosity, what happened next?- Calypso turned to Azathot
-It's nice of you to ask. There was a small fight and I suffered a bit as a result - He sighs quietly - I'm still having a hard time getting used to how delicate the human body is, but other than that I'm not complaining. To sum up the story, I finally escaped from there and wanted to set the place on fire, but I didn't have the right things for that, so I came here to get them... So do you have any gasoline and matches with you?
-I have matches, but gasoline may be difficult...
-No!- Marly interrupted her quickly - Azathot, please don't set anything on fire and don't start fights in the future, and Adil, don't help him with that
-But why? I had a great time there and learned a few new things about the world - replied Azathot, smiling (and a little disappointed that he wouldn't set the bar on fire).
- You should probably learn safer things from safer sources- Marly said, and Calypso supported her.