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Black screen
[Deep narrator voice]: In a world where humans and dinosaurs roam the school halls..
Slowly fade into a wide shot of the font of volcano high.
[Deep narrator voice]: Can one bad bitch find her true love?
Fade back to black.
Flash to static shot of Stella in her oppai shirt and sick shades.
Flash to another static shot of Anon.
[Deep narrator voice]: Coming this summer.
Cut to Stella and Anon on the school roof hiding behind a duct as Anon peers over top looking worried.
[Anon whispering ]: We're trapped on the roof. There's no way off.
[Stella whispering]: Looks like we're gonna have to jump.
[Anon whispering]: Stella, are you crazy, there's no way…
Cut to Stella’s face. Her eyes peering over her shades as she smirks at anon.
[Stella]: I’m your bad bitch Anon.
Cut to black as the sound of an explosion cuts her off.
The chorus to ‘wanna be loved’ by papa roach fades into a static shot of Stella mid jump, half way down the front of volcano high, Anon tucked under her arm. Looking directly at the camera over her shades with a sly grin on her face.
[Deep narrator voice]: Bad Bitch Stella. The motion picture.