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1. gonna make you wish you were dead by cherhorowitz8

   Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Jan 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Lestat de Lioncourt/Louis de Pointe du Lac
   • Armand/Daniel Molloy (Background)
   • Lestat de Lioncourt
   • Louis de Pointe du Lac
   • Armand (Vampire Chronicles)
   • Daniel Molloy
   • Claudia (Vampire Chronicles)
   • Lily (Interview With The Vampire TV 2022)
   • Jesse Reeves
   • David Talbot
   • Marius de Romanus
   • Maharet (Vampire Chronicles)
   • Akasha (Vampire Chronicles)
   • Madeleine (Vampire Chronicles)
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Light Angst
   • Movie AU
   • How To Lose A Guys In 10 Days AU
   • I Know Marius and David Are Tagged But They Are Minor Characters
   • Romance
   • Comedy
   • Romantic Comedy
   • no beta we die like magnus
   • alternating povs

   Summary

   Advice columnist Lestat Lioncourt has been assigned a new piece about what to do to get someone to dump you in ten days. Louis DuLac is an advertising executive who, in order to win a big campaign, bets that he can make a man fall in love with him in a week and a half.

   When Lestat and Louis meet, their plans backfire.

   Or, a How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days AU.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   44,124

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   12/12

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