Chapter 1: Fadeshocky
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Blue.
That was all I saw before something struck me.
Huh?
"Omega Pheonix and Raze down."
I gazed at the person and noticed the frustration and anxiety on her face.
"You're so stupid, Fade?! Didn't I tell you to wait over?! It's almost christmas and your giving me a heart attack". I looked at her face, tears fall beneath her big brown eyes.
"I'm sorry."
"You better be! Doing stupid stunts like this will make me lose my mind. Tangina mo talaga kahit kailan. Bwiset, kung kelan mag christmas na, naging gago kapa" (translation: You're really annoying no matter when. Seriously, just before Christmas, you've become foolish).
"Neon! Coming over."
"Yes, Sage, it's Neon."
"Did you see any enemy besides the omega Pheonix and Raze?"
"I dunno but maybe they're going to rotate no--"
"--Omega Cypher and Harbor dead" Sova inserted.
"We are missing one. Be careful" Sage calmfully talked.
"Roger that."
"Oh, Omen said that he killed the last one" Sova, together with Omen retrieved the spike before it exploded.
"Good job everyone, let's regroup." The Second in command authorize everyone to go back to the vulture.
"Fade don't die or i'll drown you."
"Chill, tatlim, it's just a shot in my shoulder. Nothing near my organs. You should worry if--"
"You make everything so relax when your blood is oozing out of your shoulders! What if Sage can't heal you?! Don't you realize that even though Sage is a radiante, she's still a human?"
"Uh...mhm.." Fade couldn't answer Neon's statement because she was right. Everyone is so dependent in Sage's powers that they don't even realize that if Sage died, no one will revive or heal their injuries. Still, she tried to remove that logic and focus her gazed to the Filipino duelist.
"Let's go."
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Coming back home. Fade realized her mistakes and felt guilty to the duelist. She knew the risks of pushing alone yet she did it. Luckily Neon was able to sprint back from B to C, allowing her to hide behind the boxes and letting Neon kill two of the omega agents.
Fade followed Neon to her room. She knew she would get scolded by her lover.
Sitting on the bed, Fade fidgeted with her fingers then looking back at the frustrated Neon.
"Im sorry," Fade said. Neon looked at her and sigh. She knew she couldn't get angry at Fade for doing her job but sometimes she should use her brain first before doing something stupid that might get here injured or in a dangerous situation, even killed.
"I know that your smart Hazal but sometimes you have a single brain cell of a ginger cat" Fade laughed at Neon's statement of her.
"I know and I'm sorry, Tala. I apologized for my stupidity."
Neon, looking at her, smiled. "You know that I won't get angry at you for too long."
With the two of them hugging each other and feelings each others warmt. Neon looked at fade "Can you cook me those turkish flatbread that comes with a lot of toppings, the one you made before?"
Fade tilted her head.
"The one that looks like a boat?"
Ahhh
She wants me to make pide.
Fade smiled at Neon. She feels happy that her partner wants to acknowledge her culture.
"Sure Güzelim."
Chapter 2: Unexpected
Summary:
Neon and Fade were at a sex shop looking for a specific brand of lubricant Fade uses because she's "too allergic" to use generic brands when Neon saw Sage, together with Reyna, buying something inside the shop.
Notes:
Hahajahajahaahhaah I was reading some good ass fanfic when my brain encountered this stupidity mess and why not write it?
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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"Fade, why are you so specific? I'm the one who's gonna use it, not you." Neon looked at her.
Fade looked at her girlfriend before eyes go back to the numerous brands of lubricants and condoms. In the past, Fade used something when they were having sex and her skin did not like the idea of using it so she's looking for alternative lubricant.
"Shush Tatlim, I need to find a good brand that would not give me rashes." Fade said while holding two different brands of lubricants.
"Idiot"
While looking around the shop, she noticed two significant figures whom she recognized, causing her to feel nervous. Neon quickly grabbed Fade from the corner, who appeared shocked by Neon's reaction.
"What is wro--.”
"Shhhhh, look over there." Neon pointed to the Sentinel and the duelist agent.
The two got scared. They were on a lookout assignment, and now, they were getting close to being reprimanded by their commanding officer, along with her lovely partner.
"O fuck-- Reyna will kill me if she see us."
"Let's just avoid them as much as possible." Neon pointed.
Both of them tried to duck, avoiding Sage and Reyna’s glare.
On the other hand, Sage and Reyna were looking for a new Strap on to use. Reyna suggested that Sage would buy her own, in case of an emergency, to her room which at first, Sage rejected but what could Sage do if Reyna's too stubborn. Still, she tried to refuse the woman but Reyna suggested that if they completed the Icebox missions and no casualties (which apparently can happen if your teammates are not Jett and Phoenix) then Reyna will buy Sage a strap on and Sage just agreed to Reyna's will.
"Reyna, what if our fellow agent sees us here? Just buy whatever you see then let's leave."
"You should look at the shop and maybe get something for yourself, Corazon," Reyna suggested, which made Sage even more embarrassed.
Apparently, the strap on Sage picked whatever first she saw was out of stock so the lady made Sage choose another one which made Sage even more embarrassed. Reyna looked at her with a greenish smile.
"Umm-."
"We'll take that one over there" Reyna pointed, saving Sage from her embarrassment.
"Alright. I'll check first at the back if we have that in stock."
"You should see yourself in the Mirror Cariño '' Reyna pointed, which made Sage look at the mirror and clearly see how her face looks like a red plumpy tomato from the embarrassment which made Reyna laugh.
"How could she laugh at me?!" Sage talked to her inner self when she noticed a familiar figure at the end of the mirror. She recognizes the person but she can't tell who it was.
"What if one of our agents saw us here? The scandal that would unfold: two senior agents spotted inside a sex shop buying a blue strap-on," Sage said while browsing through another aisle. Suddenly, she caught sight of two familiar faces.
Sage's eyes widened as she recognized the familiar duo amidst the chaos. "Reyna, it's Neon and Fade!" she murmured in a hushed tone, her face flushing with embarrassment.
Reyna turned, catching sight of their teammates. With a mischievous grin, she waved enthusiastically, drawing even more attention to their group. "Hey there,Fancy meeting you here," she called out, thoroughly enjoying the moment.
Neon and Fade, feeling like they'd been caught red-handed, sheepishly waved back, hoping the ground would swallow them whole.
The store suddenly felt smaller as everyone exchanged awkward glances, the air thick with unspoken tension and embarrassment. Sage muttered a quick prayer that this moment would never find its way into the next debriefing session at the meeting.
"Umm… Hi Reyna," Neon waved with embarrassment, feeling nervous as she was seen going to a sex shop by two of her senior agents.
“What are you doing here, ? and why is Fade holding a lubricant” Fade looks over the lubricant she is holding and tries to hide it, which she can't because Reyna and Sage have already seen it.
Reyna, always one to break the tension with ease, flashed a reassuring smile. "Hey, no judgment here. Everyone has their preferences. And believe me, I've tried almost all of them," she winked, causing Sage to stammer an awkward response.
Sage cleared her throat, attempting to regain composure. "We didn't mean to intrude," she said, her voice wavering slightly.
Reyna's playful demeanor softened as she regarded them. "It's all good, really. No need to feel awkward." She turned to Neon and Fade, adopting a more serious tone. "And as for that purple one, trust me, it's worth it. No irritations or discomfort, just smooth sailing," she assured them with a reassuring nod.
Neon glanced at Fade, their silent exchange speaking volumes. "Thanks, Reyna. We'll, uh, consider that," Neon managed to say, hoping to divert the conversation away from their unplanned encounter.
Sage, feeling the need to diffuse the situation, attempted a joke. "Well, this certainly adds a unique twist to our mission debriefings," she chuckled nervously.
Reyna joined in the laughter, her infectious grin putting everyone at ease. "Absolutely! A little excitement to spice things up, right?"
As the tension gradually dissipated, they exchanged a few more lighthearted remarks before bidding each other a quick goodbye. Neon and Fade practically dashed out of the store, eager to escape the lingering embarrassment.
Reyna and Sage, on the other hand, shared a knowing look, acknowledging the unusual encounter. "Well, that was unexpected," Sage chuckled softly, relieved that the awkwardness had turned into a humorous memory.
"Indeed," Reyna agreed with a smile. "But it's these little moments that make our adventure more interesting, don't you think?"
As they left the store, Sage couldn't help but smile at Reyna. Perhaps, amidst the embarrassment, Sage felt that Neon and Fade wouldn’t snitch them out.
Notes:
Too drunk to recheck the grammar but hopefully you guys like it :3
YangsBigBeefyArms on Chapter 1 Wed 27 Dec 2023 11:24PM UTC
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