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A=Aftercare [self-explanatory]
It's 50/50 between the reader and Robert, they take turns doing aftercare. If Robert is doing the aftercare he cleans both himself and the reader off, mabye going together into the bathroom to take a bath or just going straight to bed, but Lamgdon always makes sure to make sure to praise the reader and be sweet, ofcourse the reader is expected to return the same treatment when it's their turn to do aftercare. [Goes for all genders and AU]
B=Bodypart [their favorite bodypart on themselves and their partner]
Robert's favorite bodypart on himself must be his arms, he loves swimming and with his strong arms he's always able to be the fastest on the swimming team.
On the other hand the favorite bodypart on his partner is probably their face, the way the reader is smiling that always makes the Professors melt and tingly inside.
[Goes again for every gender and AU]
C=Cum [anything with Cum basically]
Langdon probably isn't that big of a fan of cum, not that he finds it gross, but he doesn't have any kinks involving it but he definitely likes it if he can pump his seeds into his partner, or into a condom, depends on the situation to be honest.
D=Dirty secret of theirs [self-explanatory again]
The professors dirty secret would be that definitely had thought about having sex with the reader while in a lecture, getting a boner while doing so and than having to awkwardly hide it from the class, which to his ability to hold a serious face luckily no one find out. And if it's the AU [student/teacher] he would have definitely gotten more hard ones during lectures while staring at the reader than one would think was possible.
E=Experience [how experienced are they? Do they know what they are doing?]
Oh, definitely, Langdon had his fair share of sexual encounters with women [as stated in the books], and would have rather less or none experience with men. The male reader being Langdons first male sexual encounter.
F=favorite position [self-explanatory, again]
Missionary, he's a traditional and normal man, ofcourse he would be open for having different positions but he loves it simple and easy in the bed, but in his office it's a different story. If they are doing it in Langdons office he loves doing the cow girl, he doesn't have to do a lot of work and it's arousing for him when the reader is pleasuring him while he works, or atleast tries too.
G=Goofy [how serious are they while having sex?]
He's rather chill, he isn't that serious and sometimes has a good laugh during sex but it's mostly romantic and intimate, it's about pleasuring and satisfying him and the reader during sex but if there is something to happen that causes them to laugh then he definitely wouldn't mind a good chuckle.
H=Hair [how well groomed are they?]
Langdon is pretty groomed, his face is shaven clean at all times as to not ruin his serious and formal image but he keeps it not too thick down there, there's definitely some hair but nothing too overwhelming. So pretty groomed.
I=Intimacy [romantic aspect]
The professor is very romantic, he's a big old softy and he's definitely a suckered for dates, especially in the classic Italian setting (you know what I mean). If he gets the chance, than he makes it a big thing to take his partner out too restaurant's where ever he travels out of the US.
J=Jack off [masturbation]
Robert didn't masturbate too much before he met the reader, realy only doing it when he was extremely stressed or lonely [or horny😃], but after he had gotten together with the reader it went down completly, ofcourse only doing it when his partner was watching or having his partner do it for him.
K=Kinks [a kink of theirs]
Nothing to wild, he definitely would have a size kink [both female and male reader], especially if it's the AU. But he's a standard guy, nothing too wild going on with him, he's cultural and wouldn't want his sex life to get too wild.
L=Location [their favorite place to have sex at]
Probably the bedroom in Robert's apartment or the readers, he likes to keep it there but also does it occasionally in his privat office or the Havard library. Him and the reader have definitely had sex there and also in the classroom, he sometimes likes the idea of almost being cought, it gives him a thrill and adrenaline shot and he wants to try many things since his already getting up in age.
M=Motivation [what gets them going?]
Pretty simple, showing his love and lust for his partner is enough to get him riled up, he just want to show his devotion to his Partner so he wants to show it through the passionate and sensual sex. That's his way of showing love.
N=No [what is something they wouldn't do? What turns them off?]
Anything involving human fluids, other than cum but with boundaries, anything with pain or extrem humiliation or baby play. He's a pretty soft man and isn't too much into any extrem kinks, he doesn't want to harm his partner in any way or disrespect them, even if they ask him, he would try it but he has his boundaries.
O=Oral [prefer receiving or giving?]
Robert rather enjoys getting Oral and watching his partner doing it, perfect for the office, aswell as pushing strands of hair away from his partners face while watching them giving him a Blow job, he would definitely do it if his partner would ask him to do it but he would need some guidance and help learning it properly, especially with the male reader.
P=pace [self-explanatory]
The professor is slow and sensual, he wants to enjoy sex and isn't into the hard paced and rough sex, he wants to show his partner how much he enjoys them and that's his way of doing it. The way the emotions run high and that they are both tipping over the edge gradually is something very important for him.
Q=Quickie [how often? Do they enjoy it?]
As mentioned above, Robert loves to show his love with slow and sensual sex so Quickies aren't something he dies often or enjoys to be honest but if he's drunk or in a bad mode than he definitely would do them, but it's rare, and when it happens neither of them are realy satisfied and would go another round slower and more sensual.
R=Risk [do they take risk? Do they experiment? Etc.]
Langdon definitely does risks by having intimacy in his office or classrooms but he's very discreet and doesn't take too big or many risks, he rather plays it safe but if both of you are feeling risky then you would definitely try some things.
AU: in the student/teacher AU Langdon is already taking a risk fucking his student, it could cost him his job he holds very dear, so yes, he takes risks.
S=Stamina [how many rounds can they go? How many do they have?]
About 3 or 4 rounds when Robert isn't too tired but when he had a long day it's just 2, he also uses sex as a way to relax and help him cope with stress, considering he's in his fifties he's still pretty good and in shape so not too disappointing in bed.
T=Toys [do they own toys? Do they use them on themselves or their partner?]
Robert isn't too experienced with toys, he hasn't used them nor had planned too but if his partner wants to use them then he would definitely try them, I would say the only sex toy he would have any experience with would probably be a vibrator or cockring, but if it's not too extrem than he would try almost anything.
U=Unfair [how much do they like to tease?]
The professor rarely teases, he mabye makes some sly remarks but if he feels like being a bit annoying or playful then he would definitely tease too his hearts content.
V=Volume [how loud are they?]
Langdon isn't too loud, some groans and moans here and there, pretty standard, he doesn't growl since he thinks it's too embarrassing, he isn't an animal, but if his partner is into that he would mabye think about doing it. The neighbors mostly don't hear him while he has intimacy.
W=Wildcard [a random headcanon for the character]
He's definitely into having sex in a pool, since he's a swimmer it would be practical and daring for him, Robert also would definitely find it arousing if his partner role play with him. Him being the student and the reader the professor/teacher, definitely making everything more arousing to him. He's also a switch, mostly top bit if he realy wants too then he can also be bottom.
X=X-ray [what did they got in their pants?]
Soft 5 inches and hard 6 and a half, he's not too thick and not too thin, a little above average I would say, so pretty good.
Y=Yearning [sex drive]
Robert does like sex, mabye once or twice a week, let's keep it real folks, no normal man fucks everyday and every week.
Z= Zzz [how quickly do they fall asleep?]
Langdon is probably tired but would read, cuddle or just talk with his partner for a small while before going to sleep, it depends on what he did throughout the day but he's usually asleep in about half an hour after sex.