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Yae Miko was tasked to babysit the demon spawn that is the child of Venti and Xiao.
Now, for the child of Xiao, Yae had expected a bit of patience and maybe modesty.
And she had gotten that for a total of 0.5 business seconds, before the Venti side of this child showed up and decided to roar it's side.
Feng was a perfect combination of adorable and a headache all in one, managing to make Yae want to pull her hair out of her head, yet also spoil her filthy rotten.
Miko just hoped that Venti and Xiao would arrive back from their date on time before this kid would be the death of her.
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It took Venti and Xiao about the entire night to come back home.
In their defense, they had already enlisted the assistance of Yae Miko, and were sure that Feng would be in the right hands while they simply danced out in a field for an hour.
But an hour soon turned into multiple, and the two of them found themselves running to their home once they finally remembered the fact that they were so late.
Xiao had slammed the door off it's hinges when they entered, much more careful to examine the entire room for any sign of Feng or Yae.
Inside, the only light to be seen was a gaming screen illuminating every object near with a green-ish shade as the clicking sounds of buttons were still heard.
It was Feng, sitting on Yae's lap with a blanket wrapped around her while she kept playing whatever it was, while the usually sophisticated woman just snored lightly, hair ruffled and eyebags clearly visible. Would have been a funny sight if it wasn't for Xiao and his intense movements scooping up their child without a moment's notice.
Letting his husband rush their child into bed, he grabbed the nearest blanket and draped it over Yae Miko, helping her get into a laying position that wouldn't have her wishing for death in the morning because of stiff muscles, before going to get ready for bed himself, fairly certain that Xiao would not allow him to even enter their bedroom (let alone get on the bed) without washing off the multiple blades of grass currently sticking onto him like glue.
Maybe they should let Yae Miko babysit some more.