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Cresselia connected to: Lakes and Legends
Cresselia: Prithee, Mesprit, have you seen my copy of Dogs in Love-
Cresselia: …
Cresselia: Have I come at a bad time?
Mesprit: yea kinda. They’re having that argument again ._.
Cresselia: Which—
Uxie: You are the most idiotically stubborn, willfully ignorant pokemon I have ever met,
Uxie: The evidence is incontrovertible
Uxie: Water is WET
Azelf: …
Azelf: nuh uh
Cresselia: Ah, I do believe I understand your predicament. Stuck between a rock and a hard place indeed?
Mesprit: Azelf is hard-headed enough to beat a boldore for rockiness.
Mesprit: And Uxie…
Uxie: Look, it’s really quite simple! Picture a drop of water. The water is touching the water— one could even say it’s cohering to itself! Cohesion! What a wonderful thing! We love a little cohesion!
Cresselia: …
Cresselia: do you think he’ll realize the irony of that.
Mesprit: nope :L
Azelf: no
Uxie: We’re on a messaging system! I can hear everything you say!
Azelf: And water still isn’t wet.
Uxie: Azelf
Uxie: Sister
Uxie: I am rapidly approaching your location.
Uxie disconnected from: Lakes and Legends
Azelf disconnected from: Lakes and Legends
Cresselia: Now that those two are…
Cresselia: otherwise occupied
Cresselia: how has your day been?
Mesprit: :D weird but cool!
Mesprit: A strange guy visited my lake today
Cresselia: Oh? Do say?
Mesprit: Yeah, he was kinda mopey and sad. I sent a little love his way, if you know what I mean.
Mesprit: Oh and there was this girl afterwards—
Shaymin connected to: Lakes and Legends
Shaymin: oh! Uh, hi!
Mesprit: Hi :D!
Shaymin: just uh, dropping by
Shaymin: um, you didn’t steal my reaper peppers again did you?
Shaymin: they’ve gone missing
Shaymin: gotta run
Shaymin disconnected from: Lakes and Legends
Cresselia: Mesprit
Cresselia: You may be Bringer of Emotion, sacred pokemon of the lake
Cresselia: but the next time you try hot pepper therapy
Cresselia: I am going to hurt you.