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Dave looked at the arpartment where their best friend and crush of 3 years waited. She saw him in the window and she waved at him and her heart started beating to fast. he opened the door. "Hey silly get in!" he said and hen gulped and pulled her luggage into the house. Jack hugged her. "I've been so lonely since henry died." "That's so brace of him. He loved you." Jack stared at her for a minute. "Yeah... Let's get you settled in!" And then he helped her to her room. "It's a one bedroom place so you'll have to share a room with me." He smiled at her. "It'll be like a sleepover!" "Totally!" Then there was a knock at the door and Dave followed jack to the door where they found a girl who was a Phone. eyes waving. "Hi?" Said jack. "Hi" she said flipping her hair back revealing her badass studded belt around her black jeans and black top that had sleeves to her middle arm and skull earrings and black makeup. "I'm your neighbour Rebecca!" She said happily. They both shook her hands. "If you need anything come on over!" She said and then left. "She was nice." Said dave. "And pretty cute." Said jack And Dave felt a pain in her heart. Was sportsy totally straight? She always wondered if he was bi because of how he flirted with her sometimes on skype. She didn't know if she should tell he she are pan and in love with him. Then jack gave her a sweet smile and she felt warm again. Jack made a drink for him and Dave and sat on the couch and drank beer. They turned on a movie and watched some funny tv shows and drank all nights untill it was 7 am the next morning. Dave pointed at the rising sun "Hey Sport look" she laughed drunk. Sport stumbled over but tripped and fell right into daves arms!! Suddenly they were starting in each other's eyes. There faces started itching closer and closer when suddenly there was a knock at the door. "Hello?" She asked as she opened the door. Then there were two guys in black ski masks and they grabbed dave and threw her down the apartment stairs and ran off. They kidnapped her!!!! Jack tried to run after their white van but couldn't run as fast as a car. He called the cops and cried in the apartment. Then suddenly he got a message on Phone that said "If you want to see her alive again make a video about 10 reasons why Freddy's are awesome and ur wrong" he gasped. ... There was a knock at the door. Jack went over to it and gasped. Poopydsaf!!!
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Meanwhile somewhere in coastal rica. Dave has a bag over her head and she was punched hard. "Let me go!!! I never got to tell Sportsy I love him!!!" "Well in that case...." Then she was shoved into a van and they started driving....
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Jack made tea for Poopy and him and poopy looked at him sweetly. "I'm so sorry. The dsaftwt will help you find her." "I almost kissed her before she.........." "It's ok" she touched his hand. They looked sweet at each other. "I'm always here for you......" Poopy leaned in and kissed Jack lightly on the lips and in a moment of desire and desperate he pulled Poopy close and kissed her harder. They started making out and Poopy got on Jack and started rubbing on him. They made out and wiggled around the couch untill Jack broke away. "I can't........dave........." "Oh........but she was a loser?" "Go Poopy go away" And she grunted and left mad. Jack went to his room to cry. The door slowly opened and dave limped into the apartment and fell on the floor. "Sportsy!" She said horsely. Jack stopped crying and ran out and gasped. "Dave!!!" And he ran to pick her up and help her stand. Dave grabbed him and hugged him tight and sudden.....her lips started touching his and they kissed. There tongues meshed and their lips intwined and they made out right there. When they stopped they smiled at each other. "Be my girlfriend?" Said Jack. "Yes." And they smiled and kissed again. "But I have to tell you dave....before you came back poopybutt was here and...and...and we made out." "POOPYBUTT?!" She roared. "I'm sorry....." Dave started crying and ran down the stairs. Then Rebecca looked daves way that she was running and than came in. Jack was crying and told her what was going on. "You should do something romantic to show your story and that she is your one and only!" "Your right!" He wiped the tears off and rebecca grabbed a camera and started recording. Jack looked soully into the camera with love in his eyes. "Hi bitches today I finally told dave I love her like I said I would. But before that someone else came over and I kissed them. I love you dave and it will never happen again. You are my light and joy and I would be proud to be....be your husband." He said softly. Then rebecca whipped a tear from her face and sniffled and turned off the camera. "That was amazing I'm sure she will say yes. It's true love!" She said.
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Warning: suicide and sex scene
Meanwhile in chigaco dave was at a sushi restaurant when someone sat beside him. "Dave Miller?" She said. She looked up. "Random Hooker?!" "Yeah I heard you and jack had a rough thing happen... and then he posted this..." And she pulled out her phone and went to a video and opened it to let her watch. Jack was looking at the camera intense and started talking. "Today I finally told dave it will never happen again. Never kiss her again. I am with someone else." And then there was a sniffled sound and someone behind the camera?! Dave started to cry silently but tried to look together. "Let me buy you a drink" And the hooker ordered sake (an asian drink). They started drinking and talking and laughing and having a good time. "Maybe I was wrong about you whore." Said Dave. The hooker put her arms around her confrotingly. "Of course Baby!" They both drunkenly left the bar and stumbled to the hotel room dave was staying in. The hooker started kissing her and pushing her to the bed and they made out there. Then they started doing it. But dave didn't know about the camera!!! It was being live streamed!!!
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"I love you Hooker!!!!" Cried dave on the stream. Jack and Rebecca watched shocked and dumb founded as they watched. Rebecca looked at Jack and then black at the video. "H-how could she?!" Jeck stromed around the house. Rebecca tried to calm him down. But Jack opened the window....AND JUMPED Rebecca screamed and called 011. Dave woke up with a hangover and threw up. Then she heard her phone ring and she picked it up. It was rebecca yelling I to the phone and calling her shit for what she did to Jack. "What?" Said dave. "he said he found someone else?" "What?! No he didn't. I'm sending you the cideo he made for you." Then she hung up and she got the notification for it. She opened it and her lover spoke words of love right from the heart. He spun around and glared at the hooker. "You liar!!!" She screamed. Then she threw her phone and hooker and ran out.
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Meanwhile in the suicide hospital.... Jack was sitting in a chair watching a TV show when a nurse said "you have a guest". He expected Rebecca again with some McDonald's or something but instead....dave. He flinched. "What do you want traitor" he hissed at her. "A Hooker lied to me. She made me think you moved on and I slept with her..." "Are we even? Can we be together?" "If you can forgive me." "I do. Forgive me?" "Yes." Then they embraced and kissed. Jack pulled away and knelt down and pulled a box out. "I was going to do this somewhere better but...will you marry me?" Dave cried happy tears and nodded and they made out again. "Let's get you outta here!" Said dave and they left holding hands. Dave got out of bed where her fiance was sleeping and she went I to the bathroom. Then she spotted something in the sink that she guessed jack forgot. She picked it out of the sink and looked. It has two lines and was...a pregnancy test. She busted out of the bathroom "S-sportsy?" She said and jack sleepily got up and looked at what was in her hand. "I-i..." "What is this?! Are you....." He looked down ashamed. "I am going to the doctor tomorrow to check...please...go with me...they can do a test..." She gulped. "Ok. In the morning."
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They waited in the office of the Dr office untill they called Jacks name. They went in and the Dr came into the checkup room they were in. "Are you his wife?" Asked the doctor. Dave nodded. "Well we have to test his pee so if you'd step outside..." And she did and went back in after the doctor came out with a cup of pee to test it. She sat next to jack and helped his hand. The doctor came back in an stared at his chart. "Well Mr kennedy...you are pregnant. And Ms Miller isn't the father..." They both dropped there jaws..... To be continue
It was a hot July day and the concert hall was decked in white everywhere. Dave and Jack invited dayshitters for free to see there wedding but so many wanted to come that they had to get a concert hall. There was a preacher and a pretty white arch and music playing and food outside. In the room with jack he was putting on his white suit and brushing his hair. He got a knock at the door and someone popped in. It was dee and peter! "H3!!" He said and they went over to hug him. "I'm so excited for you!" Said peter. "Thanks. Peter...will you walk me down the isle? My dad is fucking dead." He started to cry a little. Peter hugged him "Of course buddy" and he out out his arm and he looked it and they walked slowly out. They stood at the start of the red carpet that went to the arch and jack laughed nervous and peter Pat his arm and they started walking as the wedding song started playing. dayshitters went crazy and clapped and they stopped at the preacher and stood by him and waited. They looked at the entrance and waited for Dave...first rebecca came out to be bridesmaid and Roger did to. They looked so pretty. Then.....Blackjack came out with Dave on his arm. They both smiled and Dave blushed wearing her baby blue tux. Jack started crying because he loved her so much. The music kept playing and Roger's dogs were in front of them with little rose petals baskets in there mouths and petals flew everywhere as they ran up the isle. Dave stood across him and they looked at each other with Misty eyes. The prest smiled at them both and started talking. "Jack Kennedy do you take Dave Miller to be your wife to hold and love forever as long as you both live?" Jack nodded "Yes I do" "And Dave Miller do you take Jack Kennedy to be your husband to love and cherish for as long as you live?" "I do!" Said Dave. Everyone looked so happy and crying and rebecca and roger and Peter and dee and blackjack all cried happily too. "If anyone thinks these two should not be married speak now!" And the room got quiet and nobody breathed. Then someone stood up from the crowd and jumped on stage. It was POOPYBUTT!!!!! "Poopy?!" Jack said. "Yes! I don't think they should get married! He's carrying my baby!!" She shouted and the whole room gasped. Jack started crying and wishing he was somewhere else. Fans started screaming for Poopybutt and jack to get married. Then Peter started going in to Poopybutt to push her away from the stage. Then suddenly fights started breaking out between fans and jack and Dave ran away and the others escorted them. They all got to the limo and drove off fast. To be continued
"dave! Jack! Come out here!" Peter and dee and Roger and Rebecca and Blackjack were outside the cabin there were staying in til everything blew over. Jack looked out the window and gasped. Outside was a big tellise with roses and lots of food on a table and music started playing. There was balloons and everyone was wearing dressed up. No way! They went outside. "What is this?!" They both asked blushing. "We felt bad about what happened so we made you a nice private wedding with just us." Said Rebecca with a big smiled. They all hugged and Peter said "I can marry you I do jewish weddings but it can still count for you." He said. Then Jack put out their hand and dave took it. "Shall we?" She nodded and took his hand. He led her to the roses and Peter stood in btween them. "Now, Dave Miller do you take Jack Kennedy to be your husband? Will you love and cherish him in sickness and health?" "I do." she said softly. "And Jack Kennedy do you take dave miller to be your lovely wife through poor and riches? For as long as you both live?" "Yes I do" said dave back. Peter smiled. "First....jack...." "Yes babe?" "I want you to know....I want to adopt the baby." Jack had happy tears in his eyes and Peter said "I now pronouns you wife and husband" And they fell into a kiss. The end.