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Summary:

Done because almost no other cunt makes these, so I sacrificed my dignity in order to become a ''''Fanfiction Writer'''' and be the cunt that makes them....

 

Cheers.

Notes:

Because 2hoes ages are pretty...inconsistent due to the same inconsistent passage of time of the franchise, and Akyuu herself not being that far age-wise from the protagonists, she will be anywhere from 16+ to 20 for the sake of this headcanons.
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Chapter 1: Hieda No Akyuu Relationship Headcanons

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-So, you got yourself the 'princess' of human village, huh? Not bad, not bad at all.
(Maybe you could get some real bi-Ok, I will stop with the spontaneous insults)

-Honestly speaking, this girl really never expected herself to fall in love, mostly due to her dedication in recording Gensokyo's history and the fact she is doomed to live a very short life, but, hey, love is a powerful drug, and one the brain might subjudge you into as it sees fit.

-You're going to spend most of your time with her in her mansion. Between her physically weak body, and her time spend on writing the Chronicles, its where you get to met her most of time.

-Futhermore, when writing on the Chronicles, she prefers to be left unbothered, yes, including you. She doesn't mean it personally, its just that, well, it's her job, and she would prefer to be able to concentrate on it when working on it.

-However, she would appreciate if you were to quietly help her while working, things such as passing her a new inkwell or calligraphy brush/scroll every time she needs one are appreciated deeply. Helping her stay awake when working is also something she thanks you for.
(She also appreciates the fact you were able stay silent and help her clean her face when she accidentally fell on her inkstone that one time in the middle of the night where you weren't able to catch her at time.)

-When she isn't busy writing about the history of Gensokyo, she likes to spend time with you by having long talks with you and drinking tea. Anything you may want while in her mansion, she will tell it to her servants so they may assist you.

-Speaking of, you know how she comes from the most and important family in the human village, and how Akyuu herself is pretty much one of the most important people on the village as the Child of Miare? Well, that comes with many things.

-On the one hand, be prepared to be looked at strangely by other members of the Hieda family and their servants, who probaly wanted Akyuu to marry with someone who is rich and has some influence within the village.
(Even if you're rich, I doubt that's going to matter inside of Gensokyo itself, unless you managed to transport all your money to the place, in which case... First of all, how? And secondly, yeah, they are probably going to tolerate your mongrel-ass a little more.)

-Also judging by the fact we are speaking of a place stuck in late 19th century Japan, there's a...relative high-ish chance they try to arrange her into marrying someone else. But seeing as how "They family fucking sucks and are mean with you" Headcanons could probably be its own chapter, we are going to stop thinking about :p.

-What's the other hand now, you may ask? Well, it's easy....CAPITALISM!!!! Oh yeah baby! Your girlfriend is rich and she loves you (ideally speaking), you know what that means? Mention or Ask anything of your interest and she will try to get it for you! As, long as it within her reach, of course.
(Also, don't overdo it. You wouldn't want to appear as a gold digger, would you?)

-When it comes to physical affection...Akyuu is very, VERY shy.

-While she may have the memories of her previous lives who probably got at least some hoes, most of them are just about Gensokyo, and she doesn't really remember that much of any previous lover her previous life may have had, so In short, girl has no experience.

-Things such as holding her hand or hugging her make her blush easily.

-Due to these fact, and that she should be trying to save face in public in name of her family, she is not really keen on PDA.

-However, despite her general shyness and reservation to showing affection on public. She really does likes getting physically lovey-dovey in private. Its just feels nice, getting to be physical with someone after living in an enviroment where many people treat her like she was made porcelain due to her physical condition and status.

-I like to think she is a good kisser, perhaps due to some vague memories from the past, or just pure talent.

-Besides gifts and getting touchy with you, I imagine her love-lenguage would be mostly about words of affirmation. Being that she is a writer on her free-time, she probably has an eloquent vocabulary....so, prepare to get flattered I guess?

-Speaking of, sooner or later, she will probably get you into the somewhat popular murder mystery books of Agatha Chris Q. Why? Because depending on your opinion about them, and if she sees you as capable of holding a secret, she may or maybe not come out as the writer of those same books just to see your reaction.

-Also you know how she is a fan of a certain Punk Rock Band? She would probably love to go one of their concerts alongsides you. Hope you like that genre of music and level of loudness, unless you know, you actually have the balls to reply to her with a "No" after she tells you that she wants to go to one with you with a smile on her face.

-We all know Akyuu isn't really fated to live a long life, and she never has been seen bothered by this. However, upon meeting you, it certainly has put a somewhat a deep regret in her over this fact, knowing that her time with you is limited compared to that of a average human, it makes her cheerish every moment she gets to be with you, whatever that may be just you and her talking, helping her with her work, or just going out from her mansion, far more.

-In general, she will try to enjoy her limited time with you as much as possible before she leaves this world as Akyuu. She prays she is able to remember you on her next lives.