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An Incomplete List of Things Bokuto Kotarou Isn’t Allowed to Do:
- Please do not take volleyballs home with you. You already own enough of them without stealing the club’s stuff too.
- Please do not challenge random members of other volleyball clubs to one-on-one battles. That’s what training camps are for.
- On a related note, please do not challenge college students who play volleyball to one-on-one battles. They’re very busy with university work.
- Please do not text me after practise is over because you want me to set for you again. I need to rest, Bokuto-san.
- Please do not ask your kouhai to do your homework for you because you forgot. You’re the ace and you need to set an example. Which means actually doing your homework on time.
- Also, please do not ask me to do your homework. Studying is important.
- Please do not head onto the campus after dark and sneak into the gymnasium to practise by yourself. The custodian thought the school had been broken into.
- Please do not attempt to travel to Miyagi so you can practise with Karasuno, or spy on Aoba Josai.
And please don’t give me a reason to update this list, Bokuto-san.