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After mastering the art of Card-Jitsu Fire,
I was finally ready to face my foe.
Out into the wilderness I went alone,
Not even the Director or Gary knew.
It was a personal mission, for after all this time,
I had grown tired of foiling my enemy’s plans.
Up into the mountains, towards where the EPF tracked him,
I went with my blazing adornments.
Finding a cave where he had to have been,
I went inside and got ready to face him.
Then he saw me and said with a scoff,
“What are you doing in my abode, you fowl fool, dressed up and looking like a torch?”
While Klutzy clicked something only Rookie could understand.
“You want to be warm?!” I yelled in frustration,
“Then here, if you can take the heat, take this!”
The fire from my flippers, so hot it was,
With it I managed to burn the polar bear’s lair to the ground.
I fled the cave with merely a singed beak,
While Herbert was engulfed in the flames.
When the inferno I created eventually died down,
I went back inside and inspected my work.
The smell of burnt fur and flesh filled the air,
And I slightly gagged in disgust.
However, despite that, I was satisfied,
For I had finally defeated Club Penguin’s terrorist.
I looked to my feet and was surprised to see,
Some freshly cooked crab just for me.
I’d be eating good tonight.