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Class 77B
sixteen(16) members

ADMIN has kicked Nanami Chiaki from Class 77B

ADMIN has added Kamukura Izuru to Class 77B

Mioda Ibuki has changed the chat name from Class 77B to baddies east

Saionji Hiyoko: ur a bot

Mioda Ibuki: NUH UH

Saionji Hiyoko: yuh huh

Mioda Ibuki: u kno what just for that ibuki is changing ur username

Mioda Ibuki: as a matter of fact ibuki is changing ALL of ur usernames

Saionji Hiyoko: u cant even do that dingbat only the chat admin can change nicknames

Mioda Ibuki has changed the nicknames of five (5) members

ozzy osbourne kin: ok confession... ibuki couldn't think of any funny ones for the rest of u

ozzy osbourne kin: but u guys ARENT safe from it TRUST

happy feet: what

happy feet: HOW DID U EVEN DO THAT

ozzy osbourne kin: 🤫

happy feet: ur actually AI im so done with this

happy feet: how the hell do i leave

ozzy osbourne kin: NO

malewife: Why the hell am I being spammed from this stupid ass group chat again I thought we were done with this thing

malewife: WHAT THE FUCK IS MY USERNAME

happy feet: BYEEE 💀💀💀

Souda Kazuichi: HELP THATS FOUL

Souda Kazuichi: aw man u didnt change mine

ozzy osbourne kin: ibuki couldnt think of anything ok

Souda Kazuichi: then think HARDER

ozzy osbourne kin: i jusy said

Souda Kazuichi: I DONT CARE WHAT U SAID THINKHARDER

ozzy osbourne kin: I CANT

Souda Kazuichi: IM LITERALLLY GOING 2 NUKE YOU THINK HARDER

ozzy osbourne kin: OH MY GODDDUGGGGGHHHH

ozzy osbourne kin has changed the nickname of one (1) member

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: thank u see that wasnt so hard now was it

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: BRO WHAT

ozzy osbourne kin: scammer get scammed

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: KILL YOUR SELF

ozzy osbourne kin: no thank u :3

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: IM GOING TO SEND ROBOTS AFTER U

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: AND I WIL RELISH IN THE WAY THAT THEY RIP U INTO SHREDS

ozzy osbourne kin: cant wait stinkabutt ❤️❤️

happy feet: souda you literally rage harder than a little kid playing fucking roblox

happy feet: this is not tower of hell ok get a mf grip ur actually pathetic

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: i hope u fall off stage at yalls next show and break both of ur fucking legs and become a paraplegic like komaedas pickle haired daughter

bdsm warrior: huh

happy feet: oh great now u fuckig summoned him

happy feet: hes emerged from the depths of his slave dungeon just to be a nuisance

bdsm warrior: thanks

bdsm warrior: really feeling the love right now

happy feet: eat glass flop

bdsm warrior: yes maam

ozzy osbourne kin: wow and you call ME  a bot

happy feet: because u are

happy feet: doesnt mean komaeda isn't one too u guys can be bots together

malewife: Hes not a bot nobody with a lick of sense would program their creation to be that fucking mental

bdsm warrior: um yea i guesss

bdsm warrior: i dont think i am one of those

happy feet: i wish u were so i could make souda power u tf down

bdsm warrior: ok

bdsm warrior: also @ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH shes not my daughter

ultimate mukbanger: yea she ur massa

bdsm warrior: uhwell i mean i guess so

bdsm warrior: im like her right hand

bdsm warrior: but that parts kind of a secret

ultimate mukbanger: im gon tell everybkdy now

ultimate mukbanger: just becoz u said its a secret

bdsm warrior: sigh

bdsm warrior: such bad luck :/

malewife: Did you just actively type out your fucking sigh

bdsm warrior: yes

happy feet: please die PLEASE DIE

happy feet: PLEASE

bdsm warrior: come kill me yourself

happy feet: i fucking will

happy feet: i will dance in the pools of ur blood

happy feet: post it online for everyone to see

happy feet: i will fucking live stream broadcast it

bdsm warrior: ill be waiting for you

bdsm warrior: i will help u plan it out it will be the perfect crime

happy feet: god PELASD ESHUS UP ALREADY

happy feet: UR ACTUALLY SUCH AN NPC

bdsm warrior: thank you i think

malewife: That was not a compliment you fucking tard

bdsm warrior: i wouldn't know what those sound like ok its not my faukt

bdsm warrior: fault*

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: yea man no wonder

ozzy osbourne kin: LOLL

ultimate mukbanger: damn komaeda me personally i would not take that level of disrespect

malewife: Man shut up you instigator

ultimate mukbanger: 😇👼

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baddies east
sixteen(16) members

ozzy osbourne kin has changed the nicknames of six (6) members

happy feet: u really doing this shit again

ozzy osbourne kin: it was ibuki's promise that shed think of nicknams for everryone else

malewife: Thats not even everyone there's still like

malewife: 4 people that you missed

ozzy osbourne kin: okay if ure so smart then YOU think of something BITCH

malewife: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A BITCH

malewife: YOOU THINK EAR EXPLODER 9000 IS REAL FUCKING MUSIC

malewife: I KNOW YOURE NOT TRYING TO STEP TO ME

ozzy osbourne kin: I WILL MAKE UR EARS BLEEEEEDDDDD

malewife: ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO DO SOMETHING TO ME

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH has changed the nicknames of four (4) members

malewife: Oh jesus christ

ozzy osbourne: HOW DID U GET THE PERMS TO DO THAT

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: bc im just better

happy feet: youre sped thats what the fuck u are boy

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: 😕

default skin: What is this

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: omg fortnite reference

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: that one wasnt even me swear that was mioda

little orphan annie: guys why are we using this chat again? I thought it was just for school & we're obviously not in school anymore.

little orphan annie: who named me this.

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: ok that one was me

happy feet: souda ur brain needs to actually be like

happy feet: studied

happy feet: the things you do are just so bizarre

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: dont be a hater stubby

happy feet: WHOT HE FUCK ARE U CALLING STUBBY

happy feet: I LITERALLTY HAD MY GROWTH SPURT YOU DEMENTIA ASS BITCH

malewife: Stop being a moron no one under like 65 gets dementia

malewife: Ask Tsumiki

silent hill nurse: i don"t specialize in neurological stuff thasts matsuda yasuke thst does that

malewife: But am i wrong or am I right

malewife: If you say im wrong i will end you brutally

silent hill nurse: ok

silent hill nurse: thrree has been a few anomalies but youre mostly right

malewife: Nobody gives a shit about the outliers

malewife: The point is im right so quit being an a d1 numbskull @happy feet

happy feet: nobody fucking asked u ted templeton looking ass

ultimate mukbanger: BYEE not boss baby 💀💀

malewife: IM GOING T O FUCKING KILL YOU WHORE

ozzy osbourne kin: it was for school but then ibuki changed the name duhh!! @little orphan annie

little orphan annie: this is like literally not a good idea at all.

little orphan annie: you guys realize that if anyone somehow tapped into this we'd be basically screwed.

default skin: She's right

ultimate mukbanger: mane dont be a pussy

ultimate mukbanger: loosen up ok this a chill thign 2 have

ultimate mukbanger: u can even share ur selfies w the opps on here

little orphan annie: I don't take selfies with "opps"

little orphan annie: I take pictures of your guys' victims

little orphan annie: you literally already knew that

ultimate mukbanger: same thing bruh who cares

ultimate mukbanger: dont be so persnickety u know

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: persnickety is crazy

ultimate mukbanger: man shut yo ass up

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: aye aye captain🫡🫡🫡

hannibal lecter: my submissive male detector is going off

hannibal lecter: 🚨🚨🚨🚨

looksmaxxing god: DO YOU WANT US TO TIE YOU UP AGAIN

hannibal lecter: YES😍🥵🤤😋

bdsm warrior: hanamura no offense but youre lowkey a freak

happy feet: says the guy literally named "bdsm warrior" 💀

hannibal lecter: a freak in the sheets u mean

hannibal lecter: lemme know if u wanna get down and dirty im ready for u any time papi 😉😉😏

bdsm warrior: absolutely not

ultimate mukbanger: aint he alreasy got his man anyway

happy feet: yea kamukura

happy feet: wheres that npc at anyway

happy feet: HELP WHICH ONE OF YOU NAMED HIM COUSIN ITT 💀💀💀

ozzy osbourne kin: THAT WAS SOUDA

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: STOP NO IT WASNF HES GONNA MERC ME 😢😢😢😢

katana from suicide squad: Good

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: uguys are all HATERS

bdsm warrior: no denying it

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: KOMAEDA SHUTTHR FUCK UP YOU FREAKO

bdsm warrior: ok lol

bdsm warrior: im gonna get kamukura on you

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: I DIDNT CHABGE IT THAT WAS MIODA

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: I ONLY CHANGED KOIZUMI HANAMURA PEKOYAMA & SONIA

kantana from suicide squad: I don't even understand this reference.

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: ofc u dont 😞😞

malewife: Youre on thin fucking ice bastard

happy feet: living up to his nickname

ozzy osbourne kin: WOOO KUZU DEFEND UR WOMAN!!!!!

malewife: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP

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baddies east
sixteen(16) members

malewife: Alright which one of you just BLEW UP HIROSHIMA

malewife: THIS IS NOT WORLD WAR 2

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: wow ok sorry for doing anything in my life ever

happy feet: yeaa u should be fucking sorry

happy feet: poppy from trolls looking headass

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: there are 27 nuclear bombs on their way to your estate!!!!! 😁😁😁😁

happy feet: NO THERES NOT

malewife: Who the FUCK even gave YOU access to a bomb?????

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: @bdsm warrior help me out here man.....

bdsm warrior: havent I helped you enough already.

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: wow ok

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: i see how it is

malewife: Komaeda where the hell did YOU get a bomb from????

bdsm warrior: a true magician never reveals his secrets

happy feet: if ur a magician can you do the body sawed in half trick

bdsm warrior: uh why

happy feet: cuz knowing ur luck you'd botch it and die

happy feet: and thats my greatest wish!!

bdsm warrior: ok and my greatest wish is that you'll be able to handle the 38 molotov cocktails i hid in your dressing room

happy feet: HUH

ozzy osbourne kin: LMFAO SAIONJI DID U HEAR THAT EXPLOSION???

ozzy osbourne kin: WHAT WAS THAT

bdsm warrior: wow, right on time! good luck again :)

happy feet: IMGOGIUGN

happy feet: IM GOIGN TOT KILL YOU

bdsm warrior: promise? 🥺

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: ugh

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: i leveled an entire city and no1 even cares

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: all my efforts get overshadowed again.... what is life even worth anymore :/

elizabeth bathory: What is going on?

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: OH YEA THATS WHAT LIFE IS WORTH 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😍😍😍😍🥰🥰

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: miss sonia are u proud of me?

elizabeth bathory: I do not care.

elizabeth bathory: Again, what is going on?

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: oh 😕

ultimate mukbanger: souda dropped a bomb or sumn idk

looksmaxxing god: I DROPPED ONE TOO

malewife: The fuck? Where???

looksmaxxing god: IN THE TOWA TOWER BATHROOM

looksmaxxing god: AHAHAHHAHHA

malewife: Oh my fucking god

happy feet: gross!!!!

ultimate mukbanger: LOLL

bdsm warrior: i have to clean that you know.

looksmaxxing god: THATS WHY I DID IT

bdsm warrior: wow ok

little orphan annie: what were you doing there anyway? I thought we all agreed not to cross territories unless it's necessary or we're working together on something.

looksmaxxing god: I WAS BORROWING SOME OF THOSE MONOKUMA ROBOTS HES GOT OVER THERE

looksmaxxing god: THEYRE GOOD FOR MAKING PEOPLE RUN!!!!

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: MONOKUMA WHAT NOW????

bdsm warrior: oh yeah

bdsm warrior: did i not tell you about that

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: NO??????

bdsm warrior: must've slipped my mind

bdsm warrior: whoops!

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: WHAT THE FUCK DID U COPY MY DESIGN?????

bdsm warrior: not exactly

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: AW NAW FUCK U IM BLOWING UP TOWA NEXT

bdsm warrior: you and what bombs

bdsm warrior: might i remind you that IM the one who gave you the first one

bdsm warrior: where do you plan to get more?

happy feet: YEAA I KNEW U DIDNT HAVE NO 27 FUCKING BOMBS COMING TO ME BITCH

ultimate mukbanger: damn souda

ultimate mukbanger: u GOTTA stop the cap gang

ultimate mukbanger: stand on business

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: WHAT THE HELL WHY AM I GETTING GANGED UP ON

ozzy osbourne kin: CUZ ITS FUNNY LOL

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: FUCKKK YOUUU GO BITE THE HEAD OFF A BAT

psych ward patient: Do not dare partake in such a ritual, else you shall face the thunderous wrath of the Dark Lord of Ice and his faithful myrmidons!

malewife: Wait Tanaka how the hell are you even typing with that straitjacket on

ozzy osbourne kin: oooo with his feet??

hannibal lecter: feet 😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

happy feet: alright souda if ur gonna bomb someone can u go for him next

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: @bdsm warrior 😊?

bdsm warrior: hah

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: UGH KYS

bdsm warrior: Keep Yourself Safe!

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: NO

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: KILL YOUR SELF

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baddies east
sixteen(16) members

ozzy osbourne kin: streaks dont hmu unless u kno whats wrong 💔⛓️🥀🖤

ultimate mukbanger: sthu with those damn streaks ts is not snapchat😭😭💔

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: @ozzy osbourne kin bro mioda did u hear ozzy died

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: oh

happy feet: rip to bro but im better

ozzy osbourne kin: FUCK U BITCH I KNOW SHJTTH

ozzy osbourne kin: SHUT THE FUCK UOP

malewife: Damn

happy feet: 😂😂

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: ????? BRO WHAT DID I DO

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: I DIDNT FUCKING KILL HIM WHY R U YELLING AT ME

ozzy osbourne kin: UR EREMINDING ME ABOUT IT

ozzy osbourne kin: ILL MAKE U AS DEAD AS HIM BITCH

happy feet: pls

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: WHATTHE HELL

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: UR LITERALLY THTEE ONE WHO CAMW IN HERE SAYING

happy feet: man dont even try

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: BRUHHH OMFG

ultimate mukbanger: L

malewife: Tough break 💀

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: UR NOT HELPOING

ozzy osbourne kin: im so upset

ozzy osbourne kin: im gonan kms

ozzy osbourne kin: this is true despair

ozzy osbourne kin: 😹😹😹😿

bdsm warrior: people die every day you'll be fine

bdsm warrior: get over it

ozzy osbourne kin: SHUT THE FUCK UP HOE KILL YORUSELF

bdsm warrior: 😂✌️

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: he probably shot himself in the head after hearing ur shit music

ultimate mukbanger: took u that long to think up that dookie ass comeback 🥀

ANNOYING HIGHLIGHTER BITCH: alr man 🙁