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***-***-**** has been added to the group.
***-***-*** : Who is that?
***-***-*** : I don’t know… who added this person?
***-***-*** : Bro Sasha why the fuck you keep adding random people.
***-***-*** : I don’t know how to do that
***-***-*** : Of course you don’t💀
***-***-*** : Is it a god?
***-***-*** : BRO ARMIN SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT SHIT.
***-***-*** : Kill yourself.
***-***-*** : Who the fuck are yall?
***-***-*** : No, who the FUCK are you?
***-***-*** : Bitch shut your dirty ass up who added me into this group chat.
***-***-*** : Damn Connie you got clocked🙏
***-***-*** : Horse shit shut the fuck up.
***-***-*** : Wait…i’m gonna back read.
***-***-*** : Oh-
***-***-*** :… Bro what the fuck why the hell am I in an Attack On Titan Chat.
***-***-*** : What did you say?
***-***-*** :Nigga, READ. Yall are from a fucking show called Attack On Titan. From the names I saw when I back read I saw, Sasha Blouse, Connie Springer, and Jean Kristein.
***-***-*** : Wait we from a fucking show?
***-***-*** : Yeah, but it seems like yall from a damn fanmade series called A Slap On Titan fr.
***-***-*** : The fuck is that? You trolling?
***-***-*** : Who is this?
***-***-*** : Connie. Why?
***-***-*** : Shut the fuck up. Cause i’m getting sick and tired of your baldheaded ass shut the fuck up.
***-***-*** :DAMN. GET MOGGED
***-***-*** : OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
***-***-*** :baldheaded is MAD crazy
*Connie Springer went offline*
***-***-*** :HEEEEELPPPPP HE LOGGED
***-***-*** : He better get his ass on I swear bro. Anyway what’s yall names, I need to be able to tell whose who.
Fast Forward——————————————
Baby Dick: CHANGE MY FUCKING NAME.
***-***-*** : Cry hoe
Armeen: …
Private Pile: I love my name!
Horse Face: I hate mine.
Baldheaded: I’m gonna jump
Poundtown: Poundtown.
Mimi: .
Baby Dick: Whose Mimi?
***-***-*** : Mikasa
Baby Dick:Damn… anyway what’s your name?
***-***-*** changed name to Crimson Queen
Armeen:HOLY SHIT ITS THE CRIMSON QUEEN
Baby Dick: BRO NOOOOOO
Crimson Queen: I’m a god.
Armeen: AUAUSUSUSUSUEHEIEYWIWYIEDKFNRODIDIRJRNRIEHEORHEBRIDVODJS RIDBDIDVDIDVDUE DVDRBBRHRHRHRHRHRRHRHRGRHRHRHRHRRRHR
Crimson Queen: I’m a black god‼️
Horse Face: Wait you african American?
Crimson Queen:Mhmm
Horse Face:Ima need to drop Mikasa
Mimi: Thank god
Crimson Queen: 😘 The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
Armeen: I wanna taste
Baby Dick: She’s trolling Armin don’t believe her
Armeen: DONT SPEAK TO HER LIKE THAT
Baby Dick: ARMIN BRO SHE ISNT A GOD
Armeen: JUST JUMP OFF A BUILDING
Baby Dick:YOU FIRST YOU CRAZY FUCK
Armeen:FUCK YOU.
Baby Dick:FUCK YOU MORE
Horse Face:Wait…
Baby Dick:No. SHUT THE FUCK HO SHHR HO
Mimi: Y’all some skittles
Baby Dick: NO IM NOT GAY IM NOT I DO NOT TASTE THE RAINBOW
Armeen: I don’t want that thing I want the god
Crimson Queen: Of course you do
Horse face: I want her too
Armeen:NO FUCK OFF AHES MINE FUCK OFF
Poundtown:Armeen I would choose Crimson Queen over you
Armeen:NO FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
Crimson Queen: Guys my real name is—
Mimi:Don’t tell it.
Crimson Queen:why not?
Armeen:Whats your name
Mimi:Don’t.
Crimson Queen:… My name is Y/n
Mimi:Oh dear god.
Baby Dick:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. NOW HES GONNA STEAL OUR FUCKING SOCKS.
Baldheaded:NOOOO FUCK NOOOO
Private Pile: What does he do to the socks?
Armeen:The urges…………
Armeen went offline.
Baby Dick:FUCK NO
Baby Dick went offline.
Baldheaded: OHHH HELL NAWW
Baldheaded went offline.
Mimi: …
Crimson Queen: 😍