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Hunter
- The sergeant is very unruly in the bathroom.
- He is the shittiest person to share a fresher with.
- Somehow manages to leave the whole thing wet as he gets out of the shower, has hair all in the drains and clinging to the shower wall, and the mirror is totally fogged up to the point you have to air out the room for a solid few minutes.
- All of his hair products and body care stuff also take up so much counter space, leaving barely enough for yours (which is much more minimal).
- You’re trying your best to help Hunter implement new, better habits as time goes on, but it’s proving difficult.
- He’d never believe you, but you might insist he’s this way because he likes to relax and not bother in the fresher, as it’s the only time for himself to truly unwind and enjoy himself.
- But no. That can’t be the reason why. Right?
Tech
- He is a CHRONIC nail biter and skin picker.
- It’s just a constant fiddle thing.
- Helps him focus on something but he also just gets picky with the state of his nails and the skin surrounding it.
- Consistently gets to a point where the poor things are red and swollen and just look painful.
- Subtly you try to make him stop; switching to a new soap, coating his nails with bad tasting polish and finish, etc.
- It doesn’t work.
- He somehow always manages to swerve around it and continue biting his nails.
- One day you’ll find a strategy to get him to stop; hint, it might be letting him fiddle around with your hands a little…
Wrecker
- Sloppy with food. Like, very sloppy.
- If you hand him a full plate, a good portion of it will find its way onto the table, the floor, his pants, his shirt, and the surrounding area of his mouth.
- He just can’t seem to keep it all in one place.
- It’s not that big of a deal; if he’s truly conscious about it, he won’t actively make a mess (though he might still get some on his clothes and mouth), but a lot of the time, he isn’t.
- Either way, it’s kind of charming. Seeing him snarf down food enthusiastically only fits so well with the rest of his character.
Crosshair
- This man’s sleep schedule is fuuuuucked; more fucked than Tech’s, even.
- He will go to bed early, wake up in the middle of night and stay up until the morning when he finally does fall asleep for a few hours but is forced to wake up and start the day.
- Or alternatively, he’ll go to bed very late, sleep until noon, and spend his day taking minor naps only continuing his habit of sleeping later.
- The worst part is he doesn’t make any effort to fix it and practically enables it.
- What kind of fucked up form of masochism is this? you think.
- He’s a quiet riser and sleeper so this habit of his manages not to affect anyone else, but it especially bothers you out of your care for crosshair and his well-being.
- You might try and coax him to sleep and wake up at proper times with you, and it might work every now and then— but Crosshair’s sleep schedule doesn’t follow anyone’s orders.
Echo
- This boy has really bad posture.
- It’s not very obvious compared to Tech’s posture, but it causes him lots of shoulder and neck aches, especially when he’s sitting in the cockpit for too long.
- You make jokes about getting him a back brace and he grumbles with a laugh, “I already got enough metal hooked up to me.”
- Sometimes when you notice it and see him rubbing at his neck, you get his attention and sweetly tell him ‘shoulders up, love.’
- Without fail, he does so with a soft smile and leans over to kiss your cheek as a way of thanking you for the reminder.