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They were in a muggle club, enjoying the music, dancing, having fun and getting properly sloshed in the meantime. Remus was at the bar getting a drink and enjoying the view of his boyfriend dancing in the crowd, never out of his sight.
Sirius reached him at the bar, taking a sip of Remus’ drink, and they started flirting, as usual, riling eachother up before going home and enjoying the rest of the night.
Then the music changed.
“No.”
Sirius’ eyes lit up at the tunes
“Sirius, don’t you dare.”
Too late, Sirius started singing
“You’re so hot” Sirius winked
“Teasing me”
Remus rolled his eyes
“So you’re blue, but I can’t take a chance on a chick like you”
Sirius fake-pouted
“It’s something I couldn’t do”
Remus had to admit that the commitment Sirius put into this song was admirable. Every. Single. Time.
“There’s that look, in your eyes”
Sirius stole Remu’s drink and took a sip
“Sirius I’m not kidding”
“I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild”
He trailed a hand on Remus’ torso teasingly
“Sirius there are literally 4 months between us”
“Ah, but girl you’re only a child”
And then he turned, dramatically, the other way
“For the love of god.”
Sirius did not stop
“So I can dance with you, honey”
Sirius took his hand
“If you think It’s funny”
“Sirius I’m gonna leave”
“Does your mother know that you’re out?”
“That’s it, I’m leaving.”
And he walked away
“NO MOONS WAIT! COME ON!”
A smug smile rose on Remus’ face.