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Tony sings sweetly
"Hush little Hulky don't say a word, Tony's gonnna buy you a Hawkeye bird, and if that Hawkeye bird dont shoot,
Tony's gonna buy you an Iron Man boot, and if that Iron Man boot don't fly, Tony's gonna buy you a Spider Guy, and if that Spider Guy don't swing, Tony's ginna buy you a Falcon Wing, and if that Falcon Wing don't flap, Tony's gonna buy you a shield from Cap, and if that sheild from Cap's not clean, Tony's gonna buy you a War Machine , and if that War Machine shuts down, Tony's gonna buy you a Wandy crown, and if that Wandy crown falls off, Tony's gonna buy you a Vision rock, and if that Vision rock gets broke, Tony's gonna buy you a Loki joke, and if that Loki joke Falls Flat, Tony's gonna buy you a gun from Nat, and if that gun from Nat gets jammed, you'll still be the sweetest little Hulky I've rammed."