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Harry stared at Susan as she stood talking to Theo. He couldn't stop staring at her. She was basically Hannah's sister. But Neville was his best friend... Ish. Okay, so he had slept with Ginny while they were together, which had caused their breakup. And yeah, okay, Nev had done something stupid with Hannah which for some reason put Susan in her corner but the two of them were fighting right now or something? Harry shook his head, the whole situation hurt his head. Although, that seemed super normal at Seattle Grace at this point.
Harry groaned, rubbing his eyes with the heel of his hands trying to stop the oncoming migraine thinking about how intertwined the staff of this hospital was. Giving a sigh, he looked at Susan again.
"Gods, could you be any more obvious?" Harry rolled his eyes to look at Luna as she set the chart in her hands on the counter he was leaning on. "Why don't you just ask her out?" He huffed.
"Because she's practically Hannah's little sister," he said, giving her a look like she should have known that. After a moment, she tilted her head to the side.
"Okay, AND?" Harry sighed again, groaning a bit at the same time.
"And Hannah and Nev are together, or not? I don't know any more what he's doing with that," he said, rambling a bit at the end. "Nev is still pissed at me cause of everything with Ginny, and the fact that I hit on Hannah when I first got here not knowing who she was to him. So, I can't ask Susan out for fear of pissing Neville off even more." Luna stared at him for a minute.
"You are sleeping with her," she replied slowly. "There really isn't much of a difference from actually dating her after that." She shrugged, handing the chart over to a nurse before grabbing another one and turning to leave. "You'll be fine. He honestly can't hate you anymore than he already does." She walked away with a laugh as he glared at her.
Theo finally walked away from Susan, being called over by Minerva so they could go check on one of their patients. She turned around and caught his eye with a small smile, before turning and heading the opposite hallway from where Theo and Minerva had just been walking. Grinning to himself, he took a couple extra longer steps to catch up beside her.
"Doctor Bones," he said smoothly, still grinning. She gave him a small smirk.
"Doctor Potter," she replied. They stopped in frount of the door to the on-call room, Harry opening it and sweeping his hand in frount of him.
"After you, Doctor Bones." She nodded, trying to smooth her face of emotion.
"Thank you, Doctor Potter," she said, walking in the door, turning to finish walking in backwards as he walked in behind her. Harry locked the door before turning to her and sweeping her into his arms with a searing kiss, causing her to gasp which he swallowed with a groan. As she shed her jacket, he leaned back from her a bit.
"Why... Why don't we make this public?" Harry whispered, yanking his scrub top off. Susan chuckled as she ripped hers off as well, attacking his lips for a moment before placing open mouthed kisses down his chest.
"You didn't want to anger Neville," she said breathlessly, standing back up after she had yanked his pants down, "and I'm an Intern. Why? Do you want people to know?" Harry chuckled as she wrapped her legs around his waist, causing him to groan as their cores touched.
"Mhmm no," he groaned. "Just needed the reminder." She giggled as he plopped her back on the bed before ripping her pants off her, attaching his mouth to her core. She gasped, arching her back off the bed a bit as her eyes went wide.
"Fuck, I love when you do that," she muttered, threading her hands through his hair and tugging lightly. After a moment, she tugged his hair harder to yank him to her mouth before fighting her way on top of him. He smiled, watching her sink onto his length which caused them both to moan loudly.
"Gods, you feel so good," he muttered, semi-coherently as she started grinding on him. Finding that perfect spot, the two let out very loud moans as he hit her just the right way. Susan began bouncing even harder, letting out small gasps and screams as he hit her over and over again.
As she slammed down on him a bit harder than normal, her knee slipped off the bed which caused her to lose her balance a bit. They both felt a very deep pop and Harry screamed in pain. Susan gasped as she rolled off both him and the bed.
"Oh my god!"
~*~*~*~
Astoria's feet were almost dragging as she and Jimmy made it to the third floor on-call room. They had been going for almost three days straight.
"Thank gods," Jimmy said, "a bed!" Astoria nodded, grabbing the handle to the door only to find it locked. Rolling her eyes, she went to knock but stopped when she heard a noise. She groaned, knowing exactly what she had heard.
"Damn it," she said, rolling her eyes and slumping on the wall. Jimmy sighed, running his hand down his face in frustration as Colin walked up behind the two of them.
"What's up?" Jimmy sighed again.
"Locked." Colin groaned as well.
"Are they sleeping or are they-" He stopped mid-sentence as there was a very loud female scream, causing them all to sigh. "Why do I even ask?" Astoria whined, all she wanted was some sleep! Suddenly, the trio heard a very pain-filled, masculine scream followed by an "Oh my god!" They stared at the door.
"That... That didn't sound good," Colin said, terror filling his eyes.
"That's a bad noise," Jimmy said.
"That's a really bad noise," Astoria replied, pushing the two boys as she turned away from the room herself. "Go. Run!" They didn't need to be told twice as they turned to run, not paying attention to the fact that they almost ran over another doctor in their wake.
"Watch where you're going!" Severus yelled at them. Shaking his head, he continued heading to the OR. "Ridiculous interns," he muttered to himself.
As he walked away, he missed Susan sneaking out of the on-call room and running the other direction.
~*~*~*~
"Are you okay?" Susan asked from her spot on the floor as Harry groaned loudly in pain. "Ooooh my god it's... It's bent and... I think I broke it!" She was fighting hard to not cry, trying to figure out what to do. Harry gave out another pained cry.
"Go get Lovegood," he yelled.
Susan quickly donned her clothes, leaving the on-call room. She headed to the left, but quickly back peddled as she saw Doctor Snape and ran the opposite way. She ran the third floor, looking for Lovegood but couldn't find her.
Did she have surgery today? Susan thought to herself as she turned another corner, running into the nurse's desk.
"Have you seen Doctor Lovegood?" The nurse sitting there looked up at her and shook her head, causing Susan to make a frustrated noise and turn to walk away. Harry was not going to be happy if she couldn't find her! Finally, she stopped beside a cart with bedding on it and grabbed her pager; silently berating herself for not thinking of it in the last fifteen minutes she had been looking for the other woman. Susan started pacing, having paged Lovegood. Now all she had to do was wait for her to show up.
"You alright, Bones?" Susan looked up to see Draco standing there, looking at her like she was crazy. Of course, the asshole would have to find her first.
"Yes, I'm fine! Just taking a break from a tough patient," she ground out, resuming her pacing. Draco looked at her, confused for a moment before she growled and whirled around on him. "Can I help you? Do you need something? Do you need me?" Draco snorted.
"Of course not, Bones," he said in his arrogant tone. "Just looking for Weasley-Longbottom. Need an OB consult." He shook his head, turning to continue his search for Ginny as Susan rolled her eyes. Where was Lovegood??
Finally, Susan leaned against the wall opposite of the bedding cart when she spotted Lovegood walking towards her.
"Oh, thank gods, there you are!" Susan said, running up to her. Luna looked up at the woman but didn't stop walking.
"Can't talk, Bones, I have a 9-1-1," she replied. "If you need something, page Snape." Susan grabbed her arm, causing her to stop.
"I know, I'm the one who paged you," she said, biting her lip. Luna looked at her like she had grown a second head. "I paged you 9-1-1 for Doctor Potter." Luna raised her brow at her. "He's... Um... He is the emergency. He's hurt. It's his... Um.." Luna's eyes widened.
"Wait, Harry's hurt?" Susan tried not to blush, but she couldn't stop her stuttering.
"Yes. No. I mean..." Luna rolled her eyes and turned to walk away. "Yes, he's injured," Susan said, grabbing her arm. "I just.... I can't really describe it. It's just... It's in a bad area for him because... Because he's... He's a man and..." Luna stared at the woman like she was speaking a foreign language, and she was trying to decipher what she was saying. Susan sighed. "He... He might have broken a bone." She bit her lip, as Luna furrowed her brow.
"A bone?" Luna asked, trying to figure out if this was a prank. Susan nodded.
"Mhmm hmm, a bone," she said before looking around to make sure no one was near them. "I.. I may have broken his bone." She bit her lip again, as Luna laughed. Now, she knew it was a prank.
"You're kidding," she said with another laugh. She looked at Susan's face again as the other woman shook her head. Luna turned, Susan following her, as she realized it was not a prank. "Where is he? What happened?" Susan cleared her throat as she took Luna's elbow and guided her towards the on-call room.
"Well, you see we've... Um..." Susan bit her lip again, not sure what to tell the woman. They were keeping quiet after all. Luna rolled her eyes, realizing that Susan didn't know she knew.
"I know you two have been sleeping together," she told her, causing Susan to let out a sigh.
"Okay well... So, we were... You know," she continued, giving (the clearly confused) Luna a significant look. Luna's eyes widened.
"Oh! Oh, okay. So, you were... And what happened?" Susan shook her head.
"I don't know," she said with some force. "I was on top and there was... There was a pop. Or maybe it was a crunch... Next thing I knew, it felt a bit lopsided and when I got off it was bent!" Luna stopped, pulling Susan to a halt before she walked into the room.
"Wait... You said he broke a bone," Luna said, looking her dead in the eye. "Do you mean to tell me that you broke his..." She stopped seeing Susan's wide eyes and frantic nod. Luna closed her eyes. She took a deep breath, because she knew in a second that she was going to break out laughing if she didn't control her breathing. She turned to Susan. "Do not come in with me. Either go away or you stay right there. Got it?" Susan nodded frantically, turning and leaning against the wall. Luna took a deep breath, turning the handle and walking into the on-call room.
As soon as she walked in, she saw Harry laying on the bed groaning in pain underneath a sheet... Bare-chested. She took a deep breath through her nose, stilling the giggle that was trying to fight its way out.
"What the hell happened?" She asked. Harry turned to look at her.
"I don't know," he said with a whimper. "Susan was riding me like she normally does and just... I think she slipped off the bed." Luna closed her eyes, biting the inside of her lips to prevent the laugh that wanted to escape. Opening her eyes again, she looked at her best friend who was groaning in pain again.
"What do you want me to do? I don't know about penises," she said, trying not to stumble over her words. Harry groaned, his eyes widening.
"You have to get Nev," he said in quiet horror. "No one else can know and Nev... Nev will know what to do." Luna sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose.
"Kay, I'll go get Neville," she said, trying to figure out how to explain this one. Luna turned and walked out the door, looking at Susan. "Go back to work, act like nothing happened. Got it?" Susan nodded frantically, before turning to leave. Luna shook her head again, knowing that poor girl was going to do nothing but worry. With another sigh, she headed the opposite direction. As she turned the corner, she let out another sigh, but this time in relief. "Neville, I need you to come with me."
Neville quirked a brow at her, but she just shook her head and lead him towards the on-call room. He stopped, holding up his hands.
"Woah, woah, woah," he said, causing her to turn and look at him. "Listen, Luna, I may be having some problems with Hannah right now but I'm not planning on messing up that much." Luna rolled her eyes, grabbing his arm.
"I'm not propositioning you," she said as she opened the door, "you fucking idiot." She pulled him into the room, closing the door quickly behind her. Neville looked at the bed as Harry laid there, butt naked under a sheet. Neville looked between the two of them in question.
"I need your help," Harry finally said, giving Neville a pathetic look. Neville's brow rose, intrigued. With a sigh, and a grimace, Harry raised the side of the sheet so that Neville could see the severe bend that was now a part of his dick. Neville looked at it and didn't even take a full five seconds before he started laughing. Harry slammed his head back on the pillow as Neville doubled over while he grasped his stomach from how hard he was laughing. Luna covered her mouth with her fist, trying not to laugh as well, but a smile still slipped past. She had been trying not to laugh from the moment she saw it, and unfortunately, Neville's laughter was becoming borderline contagious. Harry sighed heavily. "Are you going to help me or not?"
"No," Neville said through his gasping laughter. "Oh, no. No, no, no. You... You need to find another doctor." He stumbled towards the door still laughing but stopped to wipe the tears from his eyes. "I can't... Nope. No way." He walked out the door, still belly laughing, which startled the three interns that had been walking back towards the room hoping to be able to sleep. "His penis," he muttered laughing as he wiped away more tears that were falling.
Harry looked at Luna, who still had her mouth covered, as Neville walked out. He gave her the pathetic eyes, which caused her to chuckle.
"Who else do you want me to get?" Luna asked him. The only option he realized he had made him want to cry, and he ripped the pillow from under his head so he could cover his face.
"Go get Snape," came his muffled voice. Luna coughed but turned to leave the room. Colin, Astoria, and Jimmy had still been standing there after Neville had left the on-call room; but now Luna was leaving? What the hell was going on? The three exchanged looks and ran to talk to the other interns. Maybe Theo and Susan would know what was going on.
~*~*~*~
Luna looked around, trying to not HAVE to page Snape. She saw a flash of long, black hair, and made a beeline in that direction. Thankfully, she was looking at the back of Snape's head. Letting out a sigh, she ran up to him.
"Snape" she said lowly, "are you busy?" Severus looked up at her and quirked his brow.
"No. Why?" Luna gently placed her hand on his elbow and turned him around.
"There's a bit of an emergency with Potter," she replied quietly. "We think it's a broken appendage but need a second opinion. I think you would be the best bet." Severus looked at her as she guided him to the on-call room.
"Longbottom?" Luna sighed.
"I wouldn't be surprised if half the building knows what happened by now... He left the room and was laughing hard enough he was crying," she said, exasperation colouring her tone a bit. Severus' eyebrows rose into his hairline, but he said no more as they walked into the room Harry was still hiding in. Harry looked over at them, and silently shifted the sheet. Severus' eyes widened as he knelt down, Luna shifted to crouch beside him. After a moment, Severus let out a low whistle.
"Yeah, that's definitely a penile fracture," he said, amusement laced through his voice. They stood up, and he looked at Luna.
"Oh, I should just kill myself," Harry muttered. "This is so fucking embarrassing."
"We need to operate or else it could be permanent damage," Severus told Luna before turning to Harry. "Let's fix it and then you can kill yourself if you're still so inclined." He looked back at Luna. "Book an OR right away."
"Oooooh no," Harry said, flipping the sheet back over him. "He's a git-"
"He is methodical, and will keep his trap shut," Luna said forcefully, glaring at Snape before turning it on her friend. "That's if Neville hasn't spread it around already." Harry looked up at her with a pathetic look. "You will let Severus do it because you know he will get it done quickly and perfectly. So shut up, and let's... Somehow... Get you to the OR." Luna nodded in finality, leaving the room with Severus behind her to go book the OR. Only for Susan to walk in a few seconds later.
"Hey," she said quietly, shutting the door. Harry shook his head.
"Nope, you need to leave. I don't want you to see me broken like this," he said, taking in some deep breaths as he fought the urge to groan in pain. Susan furrowed her brow.
"I'm the one who broke you, Harry," she replied, sitting on the edge of the bed next to him. Harry shook his head.
"Please, Bones," he whispered, trying not to cry. "Please." Susan sighed, leaving the room. It was obvious she wanted to say something, but she left instead.
~*~*~*~
Draco and Ginny sat with the interns, watching Luna and Severus fix Harry. They both exchanged looks, listening to the interns' gossip about who it was that broke poor Harry. Talking about how Lovegood had walked from the room after Longbottom had, but he had been laughing; and the one to spread around about Potter's broken penis. The speculation was running wild. Ginny had noticed how nervous Susan looked while the others kept running their mouths. She was waiting for the woman to snap at them. Finally, she rolled her eyes and shot Draco a look that told him to keep his mouth shut.
"It was me, alright?" Ginny said, looking at them. Susan turned to her with wide eyes. "I walked in on him rubbing one out in the on-call room and before he could follow me to explain himself, I shut the door a little forcefully. He was too close to the door, and his penis got caught in it; it broke." She looked at them. "Okay? Are you happy now? It was not a big thing; it was a complete accident, that he probably deserved, for him being a horndog. Now, shut up and either watch a surgery that you will probably never see again or get out of the viewing room."
Susan stared at Ginny for a moment, before turning back to the view of the OR. When they were finished, she followed Ginny out and grabbed her to keep her back away from everyone. When it was just the two of them, Susan stared at her for a moment or two. Ginny just stared back. She knew exactly what was going on, and what had happened. She could tell by the woman's twitchy nature. Ginny, herself, had stood in a viewing room while her brother was in surgery for an injury she had caused. She knew what that type of nervousness looked like. Finally, Susan spoke.
"Why?" Ginny smiled at her.
"It was obvious to someone who has been in your position before," she replied. "I could tell that you had caused it. The fact that no one else seemed to know told me that you aren't telling anyone. Which, considering how Nev would react to it I don't blame either of you." Ginny gave her a small smile. "He's been happy lately and I think it's good for him. You are good for him." Susan looked at her feet. She hadn't been expecting the woman to be so understanding. She sighed before looking up at Ginny.
"He didn't want me to see him before they took him in," she told her. "I hurt him. Physically. He didn't want me to see him, and I..." She sighed again, wrapping her arms around her stomach. "I just wanted to hold him and say I was sorry and..." She shrugged, looking down again. "I don't know," she whispered. Ginny eyed Susan for a moment.
"You love him," she said quietly. It wasn't a question; it was a statement. One that Susan knew might possibly be true. She looked up at the red head.
"I... I don't know," she replied in a whisper. Ginny nodded in understanding. The woman's feelings were too new, too fragile, for her to put that word on it. She sighed, smiling a bit, holding a hand out to her.
"Come on," she said. "I've got an idea, and he should be out of recovery soon." Susan nodded, not asking questions but following her down the hallway.
~*~*~*~
Susan opened the door and walked into the room. Harry looked up, his face falling.
"No, Bones, I told you-"
"It's Susan, not Bones," she said firmly. Harry eyed her as she walked up to the bed. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I broke you, and I'm sorry that everyone in this stupid hospital knows. I'm sorry that you feel humiliated over this. I'm sorry, but I'm not leaving." She felt her eyes fill with tears, and she pushed them back. Ever since Ginny had said that word, she was questioning if that was what she was feeling. She shook her head as Harry started to open his mouth. "No. Listen... I have a friend guarding the door. I am going to lay next to you and hold you. I'm going to do this because it's what I like when I'm hurting and upset and feeling like the smallest person in the world."
The room was completely silent as she crawled up next to him on the bed, adjusting him so that his head was on her shoulder. Susan rested her head on top of his and closed her eyes. There was a huge possibility that she was in love with him... Right now, though, she was just going to concentrate on-hopefully-making him feel better.
Harry laid there for a minute before he leaned his head into her shoulder. He had been thinking on Luna's words most of the morning. Maybe she wasn't forbidden fruit, maybe she was what he needed in his life... And hey, there really wasn't much that Neville could hate him anymore for. Plus, the man got a good laugh out of this whole situation. Maybe... Maybe they could go public with this.
What is this feeling? Harry wondered to himself as he took a deep breath, smelling what was left of Susan's light perfume.
~*~*~*~
Outside the door stood Ginny; no one was going to get past her for a while. She could tell these two were in love with each other, and after the disaster that had happened between her and Harry while she was still married to Neville... Well... He deserved some happiness. Besides... He didn't know the story yet that was being passed around about how he broke it. She smirked to herself, thinking that she got a small form of vengeance while protecting the two of them at the same time.