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It was another afternoon on Copper-9, Uzi had just reached the corpse spire after school, and Uzi could be seen carrying to jars of a very familiar black liquid.
Uzi was too busy wiping ranch out of her hair (Lizzy and her friends thought it would be funny to throw their lunches at her) to notice that the tone on the pod was different. sure, the tone was always eerie and ominous, she was in a tower made of her kind's corpses, but things were off.
Uzi was snapped out of her thoughts when she heard V yawning "you gonna finish staring off into space and feed me? i'm starving over here!" V called from a cell in the pod, one Uzi added recently to hold two very bitchy murderers. Uzi then sighs at V's neediness
"yeah yeah, I got the oil, fresh from the colony" Uzi then pulled out a small cylinder no bigger than a soup can, tossing it to the very murderous prisoner. V scowled at the container "this won't do, i need more then this tiny little jar" Uzi scoffed "you're not getting anymore than that, we can't have you morons get too strong now, can we?"
This statement would have seemed to rub V the wrong way "well, i can always get my oil earnings from a certain purple toaster" V licked her lips at Uzi, fantasizing about tearing her apart and drinking her life essence.
J scoffs from the back of the cell "for the love of the company V, at least we get oil, be happy this sentient tin can doesn't let us overheat and die!" Uzi gets a smirk on her face
"listen to your leader V, she knows a thing or two about being civil." Uzi rolled the jar over to J's foot, who unscrewed the lid and drank formally. Meanwhile V just gave Uzi an angry look as she messily drank her oil, even chewing on the glass jar.
Uzi just gave V a disgusted look at her sloppiness and it got worse when V started to lick the floor of oil from drops she spilled. "Is she always like this?" Uzi asked, looking at J for an answer. J gave no mind, sitting in the darkest corner of the cell, her neon yellow eyelights just glaring at the purple haired worker drone through the bars.
"Well, that was a great talk, if you need me i'll be far away from murder bitch, and bigger murder bitch" Uzi said walking off, look for her friend and not crush N, who was Robo-God only knows as of now.
As Uzi left, V turned to J, still picking glass out of her teeth. "So, when do we break out and killer that little shit and the traitor?" V asked, ready to slaughter. J grinds her teeth, just thinking of N made steam come out of her ears. "OH I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE WHEN WE CAN GET THESE STUPID MAGNETS OFF OF US?" J screamed, furious that she not only had to play prisoner for an emo midget and her spineless boy toy, but shared a cell with Mrs. glass eater. J growled trying to pry the magnet off her head, but to no avail.
J gives up trying and just sits leans back on the wall "these morons have us beat, not to mention the short one has an actual laser gun, it be better if we just do what we're told, I'd rather be a good little prisoner than slowly overheating to death.
V just rolled her eyes "wow, i guess you have a thing for sucking up to who's in charge, first the company, now the brat" J turns away from V "yeah, suck-up."
Meanwhile with our favorite angsty teenager:
"N, N where are you!?" Uzi called out, but no response, It was odd for N not to come to Uzi's call, she was the only one that could stand talking to him. "If you don't stop hiding, I'll give your portion of oil to V!"
Yet N still never came, proving that N was thinking Uzi was bluffing (which she was) didn't hear her (highly unlikely due to N no longer hunting, meaning there'd be no reason too go far) or the worst option, N had manage to get his idiot self into trouble.
This option became more and more likely as N didn't respond to Uzi's shouts getting her worried for her new friend, As panic set in for Uzi she ran into the pod, dashing by V bothering J to relieve her boredom to grab her railgun, swinging it's strap around her shoulder and running out as fast as she ran in.
Uzi ran as fast as she could, just looking for any signs of N's departure, calling out to him as her voice grew more panicked. N, you hat wearing moron, where the hell are you!? as Uzi ran she spotted something shining in the snow, as she got a closer look, her robotic heart dropped.
Uzi stared in horror as she picked up N's slightly torn pilot's cap of the ground, now Uzi may have known N for long at this point, i mean the guy literally impaled her not even a week ago. but she knew N never went anywhere without his hat, so this raised a few alarms. Uzi held the hat close to her, heightening her already rapidly increasing panic and fear.
Uzi's thoughts were interrupted as she heard a loud crash from a nearby area, resonating further within the snowy forest. In a flash, Uzi bolted in the direction on the noise, eyes widening in horror as a lanky figure stood over a pile of oil and circuits, manically cackling to itself, before dashing off the second it landed the final oily blow.
Uzi cautiously creeped over to the pile of mush, looking over her should to make sure whatever the fuck that was wasn't going to come back for round two of beat the oily pile.
As Uzi inspected the pile, the similarities to N began to cloud her mind, male disassembly drone feet and a very familiar coat.
Uzi looked up to the body's head, seeing a now very broken and very dead N. "N!" Uzi screamed, seeing the only one in this world not call her a freak or a failure, dead on the ground in front of her.
"N....... speak to me" Uzi whimpered out, tears stinging her eyes. "come on dude, it's not funny anymore, GET UP!" Uzi violently shook N, just praying to whatever god up there would let him wake up. as she clenched her fist, she held N close to her, silently sobbing to herself, till a very familiar hum entered her audio receptors, N was slowly healing.
by slowly it made him healing when she blasted him with her sick as hell railgun a drag in comparison, except this time, N's body stayed the same, still beaten to an oily pulp.
only his head began to heal, and before she knew it, his yellow eyes looked up to her, looking beautiful to the last time she saw them.
"Uzi?" N spoke, his voice still staticy from his encounter from his near death experience. "yeah N?" Uzi said holding N's head close.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BODY!?
End of chapter 1