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"Good Morning Mother Fluffers and welcome back to HNN - Hololive News Network! I am Mococo Abyssgard, and I'm here to bring you the news! BAU!! BAU!! Recently the Hololive Main Channel talked about the surprise that was Okakoro's engagement and what that entails for other holomems if something like this were to happen again. Everyone on holotwt* freaked out about it, praising the girls and remarking how big this is for Hololive. YooToob* clippers haven't said anything about it, oddly enough, possibly unsure about how the viewers would handle it.
"The topic is still being discussed, much to the point where it's debated as whether it's a real next step in their relationship or if it's just fanservice for Okakoro shippers. Most of them are in agreement that, because of multiple instances of Okayu and Korone being lovey-dovey and saying that they have done "more than just kissing," they are most likely serious about their relationship. Now to Amelia Watson for the weather!-"
Shiori smiled, not only proud of how well Mococo is doing as a news anchor, but also about Okakoro's engagement. "Aww, I'm so happy for them! I need to take a shower before the Megitsune cover recording, time to evict Nerissa from the shower. Lulz!"
As she approached the bathroom she heard Nerissa singing Fukashigi No Karte**, and decided to prank her by singing along.
Nerissa: Katarenai nemurenai toroimerai
Shiori: Anata no miteru showotai
Nerissa, confused: Daremo yomenai karate
Both, in unison: Fukashigi shiritai dake
Nerissa, having been confused by the random duet, had a few questions for Shiori. "Okay. 1, how long have you been outside the door? 2, You scared the heck outta me! And 3, I didn't know you liked Bunnygirl Senpai!"
Shiori giggled. "I'm gonna be honest with you, I only learned that single verse because of tiku toku.*"
"..."
"You okay in there? You didn't fall down the drain, did you?" Shiori laughed a bit more.
"You better not have put this on tiku toku."
"No, I haven't. I didn't think about it. Maybe next time..."
"NoooOOOO DON'T YOU DARE, SHIORI!!!"
"Can I take my shower now, 'Rissa? Or do you want me to shower with you?" Shiori giggled.
"Um, maybe? Yes? I don't know? How do I handle this question?" Is this what gay panic feels like?"
Shiori, cackling maniacally managed to get some words out. " I'm just kidding! I already showered and have my furisode on! We do have another shower, you know..."
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* "Fake" social media outlets based on Twitter (not calling it X), YouTube, and TikTok.
** Ending Theme of Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunnygirl Senpai, look it up, it's a banger! And yes, that duet trend did happen, I'm just making an homage to it for satisfaction purposes.
I will continue this another time. Possibly tomorrow.