Chapter Text
Chapter 1
"Young master, please wake up. Her Majesty is waiting."
Her Majesty? What the hell is this guy talking about?...
oh shit. Her Majesty??!
shrug
i cant move any parts of my body. If i do, i feel like i might crack a few bones here and there.
and the ceiling, it's very.. luxurious? Am i inside a vip hospital room or something?
"Ah.. uhm, are you perhaps a nurse that's been taking care of me? You know.. can you just let me out right here and now? I really don't have the money to pay for such a luxurious room. I'd be better off dead."
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"Young master, i should really call a physician. You're acting really weird, Her Majesty would be really worried to see this! Wait here."
??? Stop calling me young master.. what hospital would treat their patient as some sort of prince?!
"Wait wait! No!! I'm really okay ma'am, i just think that i should be discharged from the hospital, and say thanks to the one who brought me here?..."
ah, finally got the strength to get up from the bed, and this room i'm seeing is definitely NOT a hospital room.
"..Ma'am, where am i?"
more like what the fuck is this royalty ass room?
"..y-young master.. this is your room.. and please don't call me ma'am! I am just a mere maid"
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i quickly ran to the nearest mirror, just to take a good look at this "young master" she's been talking about. Huh?
This.. is.. me? This is still me but with an ugly blonde colored hair! I'd rather kill my self than to have this shitty hair color, i've seen some beautiful blonde hair but I definitely cant pull this look off.
"Ma'a- i mean, you there! What's my name?"
"N-name? Have you really gone mad as people said-"
Mad? So apparently this young master is known as a mad man?
"wait- Forget about that! What's my name?!?!?"
"... Young Master's name is Kim Dokja.. of the underworld kingdom.."
underworld kingdom? What the hell is up with that cringe name? Wait.. Ha?.. no fucking way right?...
"do you perhaps recognize the name 'Yoo Joonghyuk?'".
no way right? There's no fucking way! please say no for my sake!
"Who?.. Ah! Yes! He's the prince of the northern kingdom, many woman admired him but.. he's doesn't seem to show any interest on any woman! After all he's only interested with you, young master!"
What????, i don't remember any character with the same name as me, and worse, The protagonist's love interest?!
"I know that guy? When did we meet? How? Why? Our relationship?"
"W-wait young master! Slow down with the question please.. i'm a new maid here so i don't exactly know everything.."
of course, this is so cliche.. isn't this way to boring? How many stories have i read where the mc dies and gets reincarnated inside a damn novel?.
"But i do listen to gossip all the time!"
why would a maid have the time to gossip shits? whatever.
"Perfect! Now tell me the answer to all of my question!"
"Yes, i heard from the head maid that young master and that guy met on a hunting competition! He fell in love at first sight and... he tried to propose to young master!"
cough
"PROPOSE?"
"Yes! Though.. young master sadly declined.. but he's still trying to win young master's heart!"
what..? In.. the fucking bl is happening here?.. that damn sunfish is supposed to meet lee seolhwa, the female lead of the original novel and propose to her instead! Not me! Or whoever i'm supposed to be.
i really can't do this, no way. Yeah, fuck.
thud
"A-aaahhh!!! Young master?! Please don't die!---*
it would be better if i have died right here, why does all the weird things always happen to me?, what about Sooyoung? that little witch.. would she miss me? who am i kidding.. she'd be fucking happy to own my stuff after my death.
so please god, just let me go to heaven, heck! even hell would be better than this!!!!!
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