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Bruno Bucciarati added Leone Abbacchio, Fugo, Narancia, Mista Guido, Giorno and Trish
Narancia: Omg we finally have a gc!
Narancia: Now I can
Narancia:
Narancia:
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Narancia:
Leone Abbacchio is typing….
Giorno: Wait Abbacchio’s first name is Leone?
Leone Abbacchio: What that fuck Narancia?
Leone Abbacchio: Wait how did you find out? You don’t deserve to know my name.
Narancia: 😁
Giorno: Your dn is Leone Abbacchio.
Leone Abbacchio: dn?
Giorno: Display name.
Narancia is typing….
Fugo: Narancia do not.
Narancia: DEEZ NUTS
Fugo: -_- Oh my goodness Narancia, are you 12 years old? Not only were these jokes never funny, they are also outdated. Grow up.
Narancia: Shut up ur gay.
Fugo: ..…
Narancia: What?
Bruno Bucciarati is typing…
Leone Abbacchio changed their name to Abbacchio
Bruno Bucciarati: narancia, we are all queer here.
Mista Guido: I’m not
Narancia: Weren’t you asleep?
Mista Guido: Wait you can change your name on here?
Mista Guido changed their name to SEXY CASANOVA
SEXY CASANOVA: Oh yeah, I was asleep.
Giorno: Bro woke up just to deny the faggot allegations.
Narancia: Btw I’m not gay either!!
Fugo: …..
Narancia:??
Narancia: You got something to say Virus boy?
Fugo: Virus boy?
Narancia: Whatever
Bruno Bucciarati is typing….
Sexy Casanova is typing…..
Abbacchio: Mista shut the fuck up, Bruno is going to say something.
Bruno Bucciarati: i made this group chat so that we can all coordinate meetings and missions, so please keep other irrelevant talk out of it.
SEXY CASANOVA: God Abba just say you wanna suck his d
Abbacchio is typing….
Bruno Bucciarati is typing…..
Fugo: Mista ew
Abbacchio: Excuse me? Just because I can show some respect to my leader doesn’t mean anything sexual, and what me and him get up to is something you have no right to comment on. Fuck off.
Bruno Bucciarati: this group is for important stuff only, i don’t believe that’s too hard to understand.
SEXY CASANOVA: Right sorry Bucciarati. I didn’t mean to disrespect. Just horsing around.
Abbacchio: Where’s my apology?
SEXY CASANOVA: Up my ass Gerard Gay 🖕
Fugo: (－‸ლ)
Giorno: It’s so adorable when you use kaomoji
Abbacchio: Wow Mista, so original
Fugo is typing….
Narancia: Kaomoji is gay
Fugo: I’m not adorable!! I could kill you, you know? I’m dangerous.
SEXY CASANOVA: Hey! I use Kaomoji sometimes ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭
Trish is typing…
Sexy Casanova is typing…
Trish: Buongiorno a tutti
Trish: Who the fuck is Sexy Casanova?
Narancia: LMAO
Narancia: Also Buongiorno!
Fugo: Buongiorno
Giorno: GM
SEXY CASNOVA: Sorry I’m back. My leg was itchy.
SEXY CASANOVA: Gm Trish! Wsg?
Trish: Boy who are you?
SEXY CASANOVA: Mista obviously!! What other Sexy Casanovas do you know?
Trish: Should have guessed.
Abbacchio: Buongiorno
Bruno Bucciarati: good morning trish. sorry if the group is bothersome.
Trish: Nah it’s fine and why don’t you have auto caps on?
Bruno Bucciarati: what’s that?
Abbacchio: Don’t worry Bruno, I’ll turn it on for you.
Trish: Auto capitalisation. So that your sentences start with capital letters.
Bruno Bucciarati: thanks leone.
Trish: Now who is Leone?
Giorno: Abbacchio’s first name
Trish: Ohhhhhh yeah that makes sense
Bruno Bucciarati: I can’t believe you both didn’t know his first name.
Narancia: Wait…
Narancia: Are you w Abbacchio rn? Your I is capital
Abbacchio:….
Abbacchio: Me and Bruno live together. Hope this helps.
Narancia: Right I forgot lmao
Trish: Everyone just called him Abbacchio and I never asked his first name so yeah
Giorno: Exactly
Abbacchio: Whatever, My first name is not a big deal let’s move on
SEXY CASANOVA: Hey Narancia
Narancia:?
SEXY CASANOVA: Wanna get pizza?
Trish: Oh can I come?
Giorno: No Trish!! Let them enjoy themselves
Trish: I’m not a killjoy!
Trish: Ohhhhh
Trish: Ok nvm nvm I don’t wanna come
Trish: teehee
Narancia: ?
Narancia: Also sure dude. See you at your place
Trish: I said nvm!
SEXY CASANOVA: Um okay girl whatever
SEXY CASANOVA: @Narancia See u
Trish: @Giorno do you think they’re ever gonna figure it out?
Narancia: What?
Giorno: I think it’ll dawn on them soon enough
Fugo: It’s going to be messy
SEXY CASANOVA: Can ya’ll not talk in some stupid code in a GC with other fucking people? Make your own gc if you wanna gossip
Narancia: Fr
Trish: Right sorry
Abbacchio: @Everyone Bruno says meeting at 6 at the café.
Fugo: Alright
Narancia: k
Giorno: ok
Trish: I’ll be there.
SEXY CASANOVA: Damn in the evening? I had plans ☹ I’ll be there tho
Bruno Bucciarati: Great. See you all then.
SEXY CASANOVA: @Narancia wru?
Narancia: Just left
SEXY CASANOVA: ok