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1. We're All Queer Here by ThatNerdGirl2016

   Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Jun 2025

   Tags

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   • James T. Kirk/Spock
   • James T. Kirk
   • Spock (Star Trek)
   • Leonard "Bones" McCoy
   • Nyota Uhura
   • Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
   • Pavel Chekov
   • Hikaru Sulu
   • Christine Chapel
   • Christopher Pike
   • Crew of the Starship Enterprise
   • Rating May Change
   • TW: anaphylaxis
   • technically betaed
   • but my bestie won't insult my work
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • AOS with a dash of TOS
   • Mutual Pining
   • Typical Enterprise Shenanigans
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Only One Bed
   • My First AO3 Post
   • pls be nice
   • not fully compliant
   • Dadmiral Christopher Pike
   • I haven't seen SNW so soz if he's OOC but also I don't care
   • Amanda Grayson Lives
   • Bones being bones
   • Past Spock/Nyota Uhura
   • they're besties now
   • POV Alternating
   • TW: homophbia
   • tw: misogyny
   • Dubious Science

   Summary

   The crew of the Enterprise must attend a ceremony welcoming a new planet to the federation. The only problem? They've been there before and those aliens really do not like Captain Kirk. Or anyone queer really. Time for the landing party to teach them a thing or two about acceptance. Mysteries abound, conspiracies unfold, and shenanigans occur.

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   English

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   20,133

   Chapters:

   11/?

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