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Kevin was walking to work until he looked down…
Pump made a dumb face while looking at Kevin. He looked like a little chibi and giggled. The man sighs and asks “ What do you want? I’m literally walking to work. “.
The child then somehow turned into a loaf while keeping that adorable face. Kevin slightly smiled and replied “ Heh… kinda cute. “. He grabs a random white straw from his pocket, picks up the tiny loaf Pump thingy, puts him in the straw, and blows on it.
This sent the seven year old flying into a volcano-
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Kevin instantly woke up and looked at the time…
It’s only 5 am…
“ … Whyyyyyy… “ Kevin groans in defeat.