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Another day in the Theerapanyakul mansion started of with a loud scream.
"OI, YOU TWO IDIOTS not you Pete your smart, BUT YOU TWO WHY CAN'T YOU DO WHAT I SAY! PUT ON THESE FROZEN COSTUMS NOW! OI YOU ARE GIVING ME STRESS! HAA HOW HARD IS IT TO LISTEN TO ME, YOU SHOULD OBEY ME IDIOTS!"
No one even looked up, they knew who it was. It was no other than Khun Tankhun Theerapanyakul having one of his many crazy outburst like they called it. It didn't even suprise anyone since it has been 3 full days since his last outburst. But his poor guards had to deal with him again.
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In the morning.
Tankhun's pov.
Ever since Pete started dating my monster cousin I have been feeling lonely. That bastard stole my baby without my permission and why? So he could ruin my innocent baby with his sex obsessed mind and poissoned brain.
OI, I need a distraction and fast before I go crazy from this boring people. But what can I do to make living here fun again.
I need to ask little Chay and that brat Macau. Atleast they now how to have fun.
"POL, ARM GET OUT OF EACHOTHERS ASS AND GET ME MY FURRY JACKET WE ARE LEAVING!"
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Later that day.
"Whoo, Chaychay where are you?" I sing songed while skipping through the halls looking for my little mastermind.
Aagh I have been walking for 5 minutes already where is he, or did Kim steal him again? Mhhh, let's give that thief a call.
I called Kimmyboy and he picked up pretty fast but why does he sound out of breath?
Kim: What do you want?
"Ow, don't be rude, are you home and is little Chay with you?"
Kim: Yes, but we are bussy, right angel.
Chay: Aaah, P'Kim not so hard, aah!
"EEEEWWW, YOU PERVERTED BASTARD HOW DARE YOU RUIN SUCH AN INNOCENT CHILD AND MY EARS!"
I knew that Kim is chameless but now he is getting as sex obsessed as kinn and Vegas. Those two are having a bad influence on the family baby's.
Aaghh, I should drop them of at a temple to pure their souls and brains. NO, let's sell Vegas and Kinn to the monks, atleast I will get Porsche and my baby Pete back.
Yes, that would be great and when I get rid of those two I will give them Kim for free cause he is ruining my innocent Chaychay's soul. Ah, such a great idea, we can have spa days and party all night long without those noisy bastards that steal them away everyday to ram their dicks in them.
Those horny bastards, pff I am a better companion for them. Who needs a man when you have me, the great Tankhun Theerapanyakul, god of the main family.
But don't worry Chaychay I will safe you, Pete and Porsche from my horny brothers.
HAHAHAHA!!!!
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I have been thinking and known just the right way to get rid of my problems. Why get your hands durty if I have little mans to do it for me. Aaahh, I'm a genius.
"Arm, Pol get your asses in here now!"
"Khun Tankhun what can we do for you?" They both say at the same time with a bow.
"Here, take these packets of drugs and give them to Kinn, Kim and Vegas and tell them to wait in the alley across the street!"
"Yes, Khun Tankhun." Looks like this will be easier than I thought. My baby's are so obedient, mama is proud.
When my baby's told me that they were waiting for me in the alley I put my plan in action.
"Hello is this the police, yes I would like to report a some drugsdealers.
"YES, OF COURSE IT IS NOT ME YOU IDIOT, WHY WOULD I GIVE MYSELF AWAY! OI, LISTEN TO ME YOU STUPID CHILD THEIR ARE 3 MAN DEALING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AND I WANT YOU TO LOCK THEM UP IN JAIL!"
"WHAT, YOU CAN'T LOCK THEM UP, DO I NEED TO DO IT FOR YOU!"
Aaghh, why am I still talking to this amateur.
"Then take them away, out of my sight and keep them for a week."
"Yeah, I don't care just do it, byeeee!"
Hahaha that will teach them to steal my baby's from me to satisfy their hormones.
"Ooooh, wifes let's go party at Yok's bar in an hour and get ready to get drunk! We are freeeeeee, wohooooo!"
I knew this was a brilliant idea and by the time they are free again we are already drunk, haha!