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How in the world did this happen? I don't know, just trust.
"How in the world did we get kidnapped with Ranpo and Dazai with us?..." Atsushi says as he looks around concerned and confused.
Kunikida, Dazai, and Ranpo are all trying to figure what happened because they all randomly got transported into a white room with a TV, a stand, and a button. Akutagawa and Chuuya are also with them. Chuuya is upset. Anyways. There are all confused on what happened.
"This is most likely something or someone who doesn't have an ability. Since Dazai is with us." Ranpo responds not answering Atsushi's question because he really doesn't know.
"Well smartass. how are we supposed to get out.?" Chuuya says, he's probably still sulking about that one time Ranpo sucked him into a book. "How am I supposed to know now? They took my glasses." Akutagawa rolls his eyes but stays quiet since Dazai is here.
Soon the TV turns on and a texts shows on it.
HEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Anyways, uhhhh. you're probably wondering why you're here. abnd I really dont know. I just wanna put you guys through some test/quizs lol.
and*
Okay now this confused everyone. "What's up with the words?" Dazai comments, raising his eyebrow before looking around to Kunikida who is just as confused. Kunikida notices Dazai and says, "I'm was a Math teacher not a ELA teacher."
"Hey! What type of tests and quizzes?!" The ginger was not happy about this at all. "How about you come out here and face us yourself."
Omg.. I would! butttttt! I want to gives quizs
Quizzes*
Anyways! First Question.
What's Powdered Sugar? (the fanfic)
"WHAT-" Atsushi raises his eyes brows and blinked a couple times. Which caused the attention to draw to him. "What I didn't read it? I just know what it's about..."
"Well what is it.?" Akutagawa says finally speaking. Covering his mouth afterwards and coughing. "Oh- uhm... uh... I... aha...."
"Just spit it out already! I wanna go home I'm hungry." Ranpo says now craving something with powdered sugar.
"Okay so it's a fanfic right?..." Everyone nods since it was clearly on the TV '(the fanfic)' "Well it's about a powdered donuts... and Syrup... and... Smut." Atsushi whispered that last part.
"I'm not hungry anymore." Ranpo says after hearing him. Kunikida raised an eyebrow. "and what?"
"NOTHING." Atsushi quickly said making everyone who didn't hear what he said last confused.
CORRRECTTTTTTTTTTT!!! Uh next one.
Question Two.
What does GYAT mean?
"What in the world are up with these questions.?" Atsushi says hesitant not willing to say what he knows.
"Isn't it, Get Your Act Together?" Chuuya says being the more mature one in the group along with Kunikida.
No that other gyat.
"There's another Gyat?" Dazai says thinking because he has definitely heard it somewhere. "Yes." Atsushi responds. Willing to stay in the room forever instead of saying what it means.
"I think I'd rather kms than answer the question." Atsushi responds to himself before anyone could tell him to answer the question. Sadly. He didn't say Kil My Self. He said K M S. because he's infront of Dazai.
"What is the world does kms mean.?" Chuuya responds to Atsushi. Chuuya should be Gen Z, and the rest of them that are in this place. Sadly they don't go on the internet as much as Atsushi.
Atsushi gives up on answering and just answers the first question in a quiet whisper to himself which he covers his mouth as well. "(says it because I'm not typing it.)"
Correcctrtttt!!
I'm bored already. (I'm done writing this) Sooo
Question Three.
How would you insult someone when playing Valorant?
"You start cussing them out before dissing them and then insult their mother." Atsushi immediately says and then a door appears and he leaves.
The rest stand there confused.
The End.