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Pol and Arm have been irritating me lately!
Everytime I ask them to do something they say ' NO '!
Can you believe it, the audacity they have to say no to me!
To me the fabulous Tanhkun Theerapanyakul, OI how dare they!
Ever since Porsche came along my lovely obedient guards have turned into a bunch of ungrateful brats who need to be punished.
So I did just that!
Welcome my lovely guards Armiele and Poliele the little mermaids.
See that is why papa had to build me a swiming pool all these years ago!
Not for me to swim in, that's just disgusting the chlorine would ruin my skin and hair.
No this is for my lovely little mermaids to swim in.
Don't they look lovely.
" COME ONE MOVE YOUR TAIL ARMIELE, POLIELE GIVE ME A BIG SMILE! SAY CHEESE! "
Ah, so many great picture's for my collection.
" HMMM, WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME NEXT TIME POLIELE! "
" YES KHUN NO! " Pol shouted even Arm nodded his head.
" ARMIELE WHAT DO WE SAY NEXT TIME I ASK YOU TO DIE YOUR HAIR RED! "
" YES KHUN NO, I WILL OBEY YOUR ORDERS! "
Looks like they learned their lesson, but I need to enjoy this just a little longer.
Who knew having guards could be so much fun!