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Saki and Ichikas dms
Saki: Ichi :D
Ichiiiii!!!!
Hey Ichii
Girllllliee
My little spider 💕
My indigo star 💕💕
Ichika: Hi Saki!! whats up?
Also since when did u start calling me "little spider"?
Saki: Since now ^w^
Anyway I had an idea
Ichika: Does it involve Shiho almost beating us up?
Or does Honami have to talk to someone so that THEY dont beat us up???
Saki: nono not this time >:)
Ichika: u sure????
Saki: yea yea
Ichika: ...tell me then
Saki: Ok so
how about
we make a group chat with the GIRLIEES
Ichika: Who do u mean by the girlies??
Saki: LIKE
Shiho, Honami, Kohane, Minori, Haruka, Airi, Shizuku, Mizuki etc...
Ichika: So... every girl we can think of thats our friend right?
Saki: BASICally
We could all be friendss
And chat
Amd maybe gossip
Who knows :)
Ichika: That sounds chaotic...
But im curious so yeah sure
I think its a good idea
Saki: YIPPEEEEE THX ICHI ILYY 💖💖
Ichika: Ilyt ❤ but u didnt have to ask me, u could have done it on ur own u know?
Saki: Ye but theres no fun in that is there???
Ichika: Whatever u say Saki
Saki: Alright Im making it RIGHT NOW!!1!1!
GIRLS WORLD DOMINATION
Saki added Ichika, Shiho, Honami, Minori, Haruka, Airi, Shizuku, Emu and Mizuki
Saki: HIIIII HELLO add any of your girl friends so we can take control of THe wORLD!!
Mizuki: Yo hi Saki
World domination you say?
Emu: WORLD DOMINATION MWAHAHA HAHAHAHA☆
Haruka: What?
Like sure but what?
Mizuki added An, Kanade, Ena and Mafuyu
Emu added Nene and Kohane
An: Yo!!! whats this
Ichika: Girl world domination ig
Saki: YEAHYEAH
An: Fuck yeaaah I love that
Nene: why am I here
Kanade: same
Mizuki: World DOMINATION of course why else would it be?
Kanade: got it, back to composing
Nene: yeah cool but why me
Emu: ITS FUNSIES NENE
Nene: oh hi emu
Emu: HII NENE 💕💕💕!!!!
Shiho: Saki wtf did you do now
Saki: Nothing :D
Shizuki: Hi Shii!
Shiho: im not here
Shizuku: Ok then 😁
Airi: I was already planning world domination so hell yeah Im in
Haruka: Airi are you being serious right now?
Airi: Well yeah why would I not be?
Haruka: You made a point
For once in your life (deleted)
Airi: Wtf was that??
Haruka: Nothing
Airi: Sure whatever idc anyway
Minori: HELLO EVERYONE ❀(*´▽`*)❀
Emu: MINORINRINN ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ!!!!
Minori: HI EMU :D
Honami: Hello :)!
Mafuyu: Hello!
Ena: Omg I'm in a group full of maniacs
Nene: I know
I feel you
Emu: SHINONONOME HELLO!!!!
Ena: It's Shinonome
Emu: SORRY SHINOME (◞‸◟ㆀ) !!
Ena: Just call me Ena
Emu: OK ENA🌟
Honami: Saki dear, what is this chat for?
Saki: WELL
I just wanted all of us girls to have a place to hang out!!! :D
So I asked Ichi if it was a good idea
Ichika: Which u didnt have to do but ok
Saki: AND here we are :D!
Shiho: Ichika why would u allow this
Ichika: I... thought itll be fun?
Shiho: its because you cannot say no to Saki isnt it?
Ichika: ...
Partially
But I also thought it would be nice to hang out with other people I don't know!
Its good every once in a while
Shiho: I guess thats fair enough
But why Shizuku
Shizuku: Why not Shii?? :(
Shiho: dont answer that.
Honami: Are you now feeling bad for saying that?
Shiho: def not
Airi: She def is
Honami: Yeah, I know :)
Shiho: STFU U PINK HAIRED MINION
Airi: How about...
No.
Saki: I knew this was a good idea :D
Minori: AS ALWAYS SAKI
It was a cropodoncriouslandiousmottogood plan
Nene: ...wtf
Haruka: She just makes up words sometimes it's alright, this is normal.
A good way to know if it's a made up word is that it always contains "motto" somewhere.
Minori: HARUKAHSJJAJAJ HI
Haruka: Hi Minori!
An:🤨🤨⁉️
Haruka: Hello An.
Kohane: Hi guys :D
An: KOHAMMY hello
Kohane: Hi uhhh what's this? sorry I'm late
Saki: Girl world domination ;D
Kohane: Can Count pearl join?
I know he's a he but plss
I swear he's a feminist, he bites men only
An: Can confirm
Hes bitten Akito 85 times
Kohane: You counted them?
An: its very funny, hilarious even
Kohane: Thats fair yeah
Saki: Sure yeah Count pearl can join!
Minori: And Samo?
Saki: fluffyyyy dog...
yeah yeah he can be a pillow
Minori: YAY!!
Emu: YOU GOT A DOG MINORI (°0°)??
A CUTE PUP????
Minori: Yeah!
SAMO CHAN, HES SO CUTEE
Look at himm
Emu: I WANNA HUG HIMMM ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)♡
Ena: He would make for good insta photos tbh
I can already visualize the followers
Mizuki: nom nom
Ena: Amiga what
Mizuki: What?
Ena: ...
wtvr it's nothing
Mizuki: Ena since WHEN did you speak Spanish???
Ena: I... don't?
Airi: You just said "Amiga what"
Ena: OH SHIT
I MEANT
UHHHH...
ISTG*
YES
FUCKING AUTOCORRECT
I'm taking it off
Mafuyu: Please do not.
My braincells will skyrocket into the sun and never come back.
Ena: finally nonlore auto correft kmg
oh i srr
see*
god fuck damn kt
IT
Mafuyu: Ouch.
Haruka: Put it back on.
Ena: yeah yeah K sjould
I
SHOULD
HOLY SHIT
Mafuyu: Pretty sure that took years off my life.
Airi: Yeah Ena u gave me brIAn damage
Ena: I thought I for better damn
GOT
Ichika: Wow
How do u get that one wrong?
Airi: Ive seen worse
Shizuku remember you4 first days?
your*
Shizuku: Oh cmon it didnt take that long 🙂
Airi: IT WAS
A WHOLE ASS HOUR
FOR YOU TO WRITE GODDAMN APPLE
Like girl WHAT THE FUCK IS AKPLE
Shizuku: Ok mayb3 it took long
but not TOO long
Shiho: Airi stayed at our house to help you for 2 days
Airi: Yeah
I memorized your house in that time
Shiho: excuse me
Airi: Nothing dw about it
Minori: I ALSO MEMORIZED IT!!!!
proud of it
Haruka: Same here
Shiho: I-
YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN AT OUR HOUSE TWICE?????
like Minori was here thrice actually
BUT YOU HARUKA???
Haruka: What can I say?
I thought it would be fun, and it was
Shiho: ok hol up
now that I think about it it might be fun
ill allow it for now
Minori: yayy
Saki: Shiho you can memorize mine!!
Shiho: been there since I was 5
what makes you think I havent already
Honami: You don't know mine though, do you?
Shiho: omg wait
we rarely go there
Ichika: Yeah holy shit
Like we usually go to Sakis house because it's bigger
(And there are so many plushiess)
And when we can't, we go to Shihos or mine
But we've only been at yours like
What
Saki: 5 times?
Mizuki: holy shit
Yall have known each other for your entire lives
And youve only visited Honami 5 times???
Honami: Basically yeah 😅
Saki: Now we know what to do next!!☆☆
WERE EXPLORING YOUR HOUSE NEXT HONAMI
Honami: That sounds threatening.
Emu: THAT SOUNDS SO FUNNN!! ☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*
Ena: That sounds like something a fucking thief would say
Mizuki: Me fr!!!
Ena: Mizuki wtf
Shizuku: Mizuki were you the one thar broke into my neighbors house?
They said that a pink freak broke in and took all of their phone chargers
Mizuki: No Im not actually a thief but that is SO FUCKING FUNNY
Airi: oh shit that was me
oopsie
Mizuki: LMAOOO
THE IDOL AIRI MOMOI FROM FAMOUS IDOL GROUP MORE MORE JUMP! STEALING PHONE CHARGRRS???
Shizuku: AIRI ☹️
Airi: IM SORRY SHIZU
I NEEDED THE CHARGERS FOR MY LIL SISTER
Shizuku: I must talk with my neighbors now
I will NOT tolerate them calling you a pink freak 😡
Airi: WAIT NO
Dont actually istg
Saki: Shizuku Im coming with you
Should I bring the tennis racket???
Shizuku: Yes
Also bring one of those tennis balle
Saki: Yes yes of coursee
Airi: ...Alrighty then
Ichika: I knew this was going to lead into violence one way or another...
Minori: Dont worry Ichika!! I'm SUREE they wont fight them!!
Right??
RIGHT???
Shiho: they will
our neighbors r NOT the type that take ANYTHING back
Minori: OH NO
Airi: Sooo
Dont get injured you two
Nene: r u not gonna stop them???
Airi: Nah
Nene: ...thats all ur gonna say?
Airi: Yah
I cannot change their mind theyre tooo into it anyway so its pretty much useless
Kohane: I feel that
I usually can change An's mind about dumb stuff, but I cannot convince her not to fight someone who said smth mean to me at an ice cream shop
An: WELL THEY WERE MEAN TO YOU GOD DAMMIT
THAT BITCH DESERVED BEAING BIAKEN IN THE FUCKING ASS FOR DOING THQT DHIT TO KOHANE MY LITTLE HQMEPEMEHSHSJHSJ
Kohane: An... that was 6 or 5 months ago...
An: STILLL
NO ONE HITTER KOHANE IN MYNEIGHY
Haruka: I see
What did the bitch do?
Minori: YEAH WHAT DID SHE DO
I WANNA BEAT HER ASS TOO (๑•̀ᴗ•́๑)
Haruka: No Minori, don't.
Minori: ok... (。┰ω┰。)
An: ALRIGHT HEAT THIS
2E WERE CHILLING RIGHT
NORMAL DAY
Haruka: Uh huh
An: AND WR WERE WALKING ON OUT 3WY 5K THE ICE CT4QM EHOP
WE GRT ICE CREAM AND SIT DKWN
KOHANE SAR DOWN FIRST AND I WENT TO PICK UP OUT ICE CREAMS
WHEN EJR I CAME BSCK
I SAE THAT THIS BITCH WAS SREAMING AT KOHANE AND DRMWTICSLLY GRSTURING SOM3 SJIT IDJ SND IDC
BUT THE SHE HITNKOHANE AND I WALKED OVER AND GOT THAT BITCH OUT OF THEIR AND TONTUFK HR54E3LF
AND SHE TOLD ME "THATBSRQY ISNMINEEE" LIKE WHERE IS YOUR NQM3?????
Kohane: Yeah and she continued defending that it was "her seat" so then An got VERY VERY mad, told me to hold the ice creams and then An punched her in the face
I just had to watch like 🍦°o °🍦
Mizuki: 😨😨
Did they get you guys out of there????
Kohane: No... somehow
An: ANYWAY I FUCKING HAYRGJWHDKSGSJX
Kohane: It's alright An it was a long time ago
And also she didn't hit me that hard!
An: It lrft a marl.
Minori: WAIT THATS WHAT THE RED MARK IN YOUR CHEEK A WHILE BACK WAS?????
Shiho: I knew u didnt just fall to the floor
Kohane: ok maybe she did hit me a little hard
But it was nothing!!
An: u hatev screming
and she was loudx wnnoyinhly loud
Kohane: Okay yeah it was bad
An: Totally deservrd the beatubc
Haruka: Ok wow
I've never seen An misspell so many words at once holy
Mizuki: Me neitherr
Like what were those the new egyptian hieroglyphs???
Haruka: I can usually decipher her bullshit but this was a challenge!
Emu: EVEN FOR ME (≧∇≦)/!!
Mizuki: SAMEE
An: sorry I maa kust very maad
im not usually like thisninsweat
Kohane: An do you want me to come over?
An: yea plx
Kohane: Alright :)