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“... and that's why it's a false binary.”
John had just wanted to hang on the porch and shoot the shit. But when his dad came out with Pepsi, John made the mistake of joking, “I bet you're a snob about Coke vs Pepsi.” And now…
“...Sam’s, Shasta, RC Cola–”
“Does store brand count?”
Dave rolled his eyes dramatically. “So Sam's and Best Choice taste the same?”
John thought so. “One does seem like the better decision!”
Dave looked unimpressed. “John, you ignorant slut. Clearly–”
John leaned back. He took a sip of his Pepsi with a frown.
He preferred Squirt.