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Im drunk, nothin ekse
Whenever i move my head, a world-turning phenomenon baooenps. I try to pee, and i do so successfully, bit not without ahavin to fight ahainst the current kf tbe wolrd.
My handsz, nosez legs, and fingertips all feel numb. Or slihtly buzzy. We tried playing am mmorpg but we keot losong ranked games. Fun.
Everyone ks still awale at like, 1 am.
Wait.
One left to go to her girlfired.
Some guys are takllking about business??
Box bod illegal shipment but not really .
Ive mever been his drukn. Feelz fuzzy
K wanna close my eye ms to sleel but peoplenr still here. Go awayy i stoll have class tomorrow.
I try slapping my face. I pinch it my cheeks but i judt feel numb paon. Pain .ow. gin is a bitch. I had to pass Maybe 2 rojnds cuz i had to play in an mmorpg. shit whose last shot was it?? Imma collapse soon.
I want some food. Like sweet. Or maybe salty. Or caffeineoted to wale me up. Shit pls skip me, my body parts are fuzzyijg>
I wosh my boyfrinwd qas here so o xan cuddle. Ion wanna cuddle with rhese peoplem. Idk 25% of em. Boyfie boyfie...
Is my face redMm? Idk. I should sit up. Lemme try..
Squinte dmt eyes. Wish i never sat up. Took too many shots.
Smells lile mens perfume. 3 dudes are dtill talkin strong. For a whiel. Somebody ks gonna start cussin soon. I just feel buzzy.
I should deonk water. Too fwr away tho. Ill try collectong myself. I yhink somwone sprayed manly perfume dlmehwere. It semlls.
I am not throwin away my SHOT. EYO IM JUST LIKE MY COINTRY IM UOING STRAPPY AND HUNGRY YEAH IK NOTR YRHOWING AWAY MY SHITn!m.
Imma get a sholarship to kings cjollegez, i probably shouldnt braf myndjdj astknished. I gotta be elhewsr judt like everyword ondrop knowledrde i m a damage in the roug
WAIT BTENDON URIE IS SONING NOW
I FINI WAKE UP YADA YADA SWALLOW.
WASTED
Leaaaaace i wanna skeeopt
Sleep.
O misshnbrendon urie, he has nice sojgs, like ajr.
It was all yellow . Xhine shine shimmering splendije. I shouldnt ve do week. Maybe i shild drink wattter or dplwsh it on my face.