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Oh no Loodvigg, why are you eating a wood?
It's because I am the fairy of wood and I am allowed to eat it
OMG stop it it's soooooooo bad for your health and your teeth
Nuh-uh! I am the best celestial!!!
Theres no time for whining like my cousin Attmos who is also your lover for some reason and why my cousin got such poofy hair it look yummy
I WANNA EAT THEIR HAIR TOO LET'S GOOO
~Meanwhile furnoss from afar~
HOW ARE THEY EVEN CONVERSATING THEY MAKE NO SENSE